Polt's Palace

Tuesday, January 28, 2025

The truth is I never left you (Part 1859)....

TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon tRump

*SIGH*

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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 909)...

Fetching Faces

Today we have the fetching face of the ginger internet celeb Alec Carter.

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Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 395)....

Hookup Humor

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4953)...

Check This Out!

Who doesn't enjoy checking out an athlete every once in a while?

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The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 786)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, we have Totally Naked Tooshies With Backwards Caps!

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Monday, January 27, 2025

Reschedule, um, it must be a mistake....

So I might have mentioned I had a colonoscopy today.

Meh....not so much.

I did what I was supposed to. The day before no solid foods. The only things I had were tea, orange jello, chicken broth, ginger ale and water. All day long. And then at 6pm, as ordered, I drank the first bottle of the prep and had the five 8 ounce glasses of water. And nothing happened...until 9 pm. And then again at 10 pm. And then nothing, even after I went to bed. But I got up about 2am, and used the toilet again. Then at 4pm, I got up and drank the second bottle, and used the bathroom again at 420, 550 and then 615.

Mom was coming to get me at 630am for my 655 appointment. And at the hospital, while waiting to be called back, I tried to used the bathroom again because, without being too graphic, it was not running clear yet. Mushy yes, but clear no. And I knew from my first one in 2021 it had to be clear.

So they took me back into the prep room and got me changed out of my clothes and into the gown. Then they started asking me questions. And we, as the nurse said, "got personal with my poop." We discussed it and she said it doesn't sound like it's open enough and if the doctor can't see, there is a risk of perforation or missing polyps. She said it didn't sound like even an enema there would help. So, together, we decided to just reschedule with a different kind of prep stuff, which will hopefully work. She said, it doesn't happen a lot, maybe three times a week, but it's not uncommon that the prep doesn't work.

So, I got dressed and went out to the waiting room to a very surprised mom and explained things. And then happily came home where I immediately had oatmeal and tea. And for lunch (at 1110, cause I was just so freakin hungry), I ordered dominos and had some boneless chicken nuggets and a pasta bowl...and I devoured them all.

But the point is, despite all I did, sometime later this year, I'll have to do it all again. Starving myself for an entire day, getting up at an unGodly hour, sitting way too long too many times on the toilet and all that.

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Oh the joys of getting older.

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4011)....

Superhero Anydays

I'm fairly certain I already posted this, but I really like it, so I don't care. This is a bunch of headshots done by Canadian John Byrne of most of the Avengers, through the early/mid 80s.

Mantis, Moondragon, Captain Marvel I, Jocasta, Starfox

Thor, Swordsman, Hulk, Black Knight, Ms. Marvel

Wasp, Falcon, Hellcat, Black Widow, Ant-Man

Goliath, Iron Man, Captain American, Quicksilver, She-Hulk

Wonder Man, Tigra, Hawkeye, Hercules, Black Panther

Vision, Beast, Scarlet Witch, Captain Marvel II, Yellowjacket

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And today, on the right, we have internet celeb Reilly Golden, and one of his equally sexy friends, in their Spider-Man costumes

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4952)....

Check This Out!

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 2492).....

MAPS!

A D&D map of a small fishing village.

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Put your love to the test (Part 1300)...

Where To Put It?

Today, we have one of the Castro Twins. Who knows which one? And who cares? Just tell me where should he go? Gemini Guys? Fetching Faces? Wifebeater Wednesdays? Real Men Wear Pink? Check This Out!?

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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 903)....

Luscious Licks

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Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 24).....

Vintage Visions

We have always been here. And we're not going anywhere.

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Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 183).....

Dudes In Dresses

Three cheerleaders, in croptops. How clever.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4951)....

Check This Out!

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You're wantin my body, I don't mind (Part 982)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

Today, possibly even as you're reading this post, I will undergoing my second colonoscopy (ah, the joys of the getting old...). So, today we have Hot Shirtless Guy Who Are Presumably Doctors (or at least they have stethoscopes and scrubs)

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Sunday, January 26, 2025

So I went back and found what the Stock Market stood at on January 17, 2025, the last day it was open before the King Holiday....and what else happened that day.

I'm sure I'll be referring back to this many times over the coming years. Just as a reminder, when Joe Biden was sworn in, the Dow was somewhere around 19,000.

I'm SO glad I got all my money, all my investments, out of the stock market last week and into other places. I'll need that money once I retire in 3.5 years...especially since they're probably gonna gut Social Security and Medicate as much as they can.

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 2491)....

MAPS!

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4010)...

Superhero Anydays

Today we have an interesting split screen. On top, we have some members of the Justice Society Of America, on Earth-2, in 1940, as done by the underrated Paul Smith. Below we have, by the Always Amazing Alex Ross, the founders of Earth-1's Justice League of America, standing in a heavy wind apparently.