So as I mentioned before, I'm going to be an usher in my cousin's wedding in July. Her fiance chose me to stand up there with him. His 14 year old son will be the best man. And his step-father and I will be the ushers.
The groom is black, as are his son and step-father. This doesn't bother me at all. What does bother me is that I just found out our tuxs are going to be cream colored. CREAM colored!
On them, with their skin tone, that will look fine. On me, with a pasty white skin tone, I'm gonna look like a big fat zit ready to pop: white, swollen and red on top. Swell.
Well, it's a good thing I like my cousin AND her groom....and it's a good thing I have no shame and really don't give a damn about how I look in a tux.
POLT Listening to "That's Not My Name" by The Ting-Tings
Man, look I don't know what's going on here, okay? But just cause a couple guys kiss and dance a little and grope each other and one of them whispers to the other "I know you're a man, but I'm gonna treat you like a lady", that doesn't make them gay. - MadTV
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4 comments:
Youll look fine! Perhaps the shirt has some color?
Loved your HNT lake pic and I hope you got some acidopilus!
:P
Might I suggest a spray tan? Who could resist an orange creamsicle? Yummy...
Yeah, go with Michelle's idea. Find one of those mystic tan places and get yourself hosed down. :-) You're going to look like an oreo anyway if you are standing between the two other guys in tuxedos.
Michelle M. you are too funny! I think you'll look fine Polt. Most people look good in a tux.
Oh, and again with the music! I LOVE That's Not My Name by the Ting-Tings and you are the only other person I know that likes it!
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