Friday, January 09, 2026

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time...

 Today, when I woke up I had a pretty acute headache behind my eye, painful and sharp.  I called into work, took some pills, and went back to sleep.  When I woke up I felt a lil bit better, but my head hurt.  After some toast and tea, I felt a bit better still.  And I eventually feel asleep on the recliner for bit.  Waking up from that, i felt better still, and even moreso after taking more pills.   Then this afternoon, I got a message from an occasional fuckbuddy.  I told him I was off work due to a headache, but if I he didn't expect too much from me and didn't want to be too....vigorous, he could come over.  And he did.  And we had a lil bedtimesexxyfun.

On a related note, my friend VUBOQ has this theory that everyone's virginity resets at 12:01am on January 1st of each year.  And thus mine did as well.  And today, my virginity was taken again. 

Below is the annual tabulations: 

2026: January 9 (9 days)
2025: January 4 (4 days) 
2024: January 1 (1 day)
2023: January 9 (9 days)
2022: January 2 (2 days)
2021: January 23 (23 days)
2020: January 5 (5 days)
2019: January 2 (2 days)
2018: January 4 (4 days)
2017: January 2 (2 days)
2016: January 1 (1 day)
2015: January 2 (2 days)
2014: January 15 (15 days)
2013: January 2 (2 days)
2012: January 1 (1 day)
2011: January 4 (4 days)
2010: January 26 (26 days)
2009: January 9 (9 days)
2008: February 4 (35 days)
2007: January 3 (3 days)
2006: January 3 (3 days)
2005: March 14 (73 days)
2004: February 9 (40 days)
2003: January 27 (27 days)
2002: January 13 (13 days)
2001: January 4 (4 days)
2000: January 15 (15 days)
1999: January 1 (1 day)
1998: January 3 (3 days)

Average overall day of virginity loss is 11.66 days 
2025 was 11.75 days
2024 was 12.03 days
2023 was 12.48 days
2022 was 12.64 days
2021 was 13.08 days
2020 was 12.70 days
2019 was 12.95 days
2018 was 12.48 days

Average of last 10 years of virginity loss is 6.1 days
2025 was 5.3 days
2024 was 5.1 days 
2023 was 6.5 days
2022 was 5.8 days
2021 was 5.7 days
2020 was 3.8 days
2019 was 5.9 days
2018 was 6.6 days

POLT

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