Polt's Palace

Sunday, September 06, 2026

I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part 369)...

Second Amendment Sanity

This is true, because Republicans and hypocrites are basically synonymous right now.

POLT

Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 724)....

Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, Real Men, like this twink here, like to put on their sister's sports bra and bikini bottom and take a selfie.

Or maybe they're his and not his sisters, who knows?

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5594)....

Check This Out!

Me too, Documentarian Ken Burns, me too.

POLT

I'm crazy for you, touch me once, and you'll know it's true (Part 209)....

Comic Book Craziness

Well, that's probably WHY he's the new partner! I mean he can pull it with EIGHT arms!!!

POLT

I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 811).....

Pride Prisms

Today, we have a rainbow colored design on his undies...though if it takes you a while to find that, what with all the other eye catching stuff in this pic, that's totally understandable.

POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 608)....

MOTIVATION

In you can't read it, it says:

Donald J tRump

Where J stands for Genius!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5593)...

Check This Out!

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 363)...

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1972, in London England, Idris Elba was born.

Idris Elba is an English actor. He's been in the following films.

28 Weeks Later

The Thor franchise

Prometheus

Mandela, The Long Walk To Freedom

Zootopia

Star Trek Beyond

The Dark Tower

The Suicide Squad

The Sonic The Hedgehog franchise

Masters Of The Universe

And these TV shows:

The Wire

The Office

Luther

Idris Elba, Fighter

Awards:

3 BAFTA nominations

7 Emmy nominations

6 Golden Globes nominations, 1 win

4 Screen Actors Guild nominations, 2 wins

He was also People's Sexist Man Alive in 2018.

If all that is not enough to make him a badass, well, he was knighted by King Charles III just this year, so now he's SIR Idris Elba. THAT is badass.

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 918)....

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

Since tomorrow is Labor Day, this week, we have 10 Words That Have To Do With Labor Day!

1. Office :: Steve Carell

2. Salary :: Pay

3. Job :: Employed

4. Unemployment :: Line

5. Union :: United

6. Weekends :: Too Shorts

7. Secretary :: Boss

8. Minimum Wage :: Fast Food

9. Foreman :: Boss

10. Raise :: Pffft, fat chance

Total props to LunaNina who did this labor of love from her blog for years.

POLT

I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 886)....

Superman Sundays

With tomorrow being Labor Day, today we have Superman At Work!

Orchestra Conductor

Construction Worker

Doctor

School Teacher

Window Washer

POLT

Saturday, September 05, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5592).....

Check This Out!

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4176)....

MAPS!

Today we have the floorplan of one of the floors from NYC's iconic Flatiron building.

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4667)....

Superhero Anydays

Today by Alan Davis we have Marvel's Canadian superhero team Alpha Flight!

Marrina, Sasquatch

Aurora, Northstar, Vindicator, Shaman, Snowbird

Puck

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And today we have a pair of Batman Boxers covered a bubble tooshie.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5591)....

Check This Out!

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1866)......

Where To Put It?

So this fella in this professionally taken photo, where does he belong? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Tooshie Tuesdays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

POLT

Book me a room at the Casa de Loco (Part 100)....

Reasons To Call In Sick And Just Spend The Day In Bed

Ooooh, you better hurry up and get off the phone, he looks slightly pissed that you're taking so long! You don't want him to roll over and refuse to play, now do you?