My new sofa got me thinking: this is the fourth sofa I've had in the 14 years I've lived in the house, including the one I moved here from the apartment.  

And then, what else?

2 dishwashers

2 refrigerators

1 stove

1 microwave

3 washer/dryer sets

4 tvs

3 tv stands

1 dining room table (the one my grandmother bought before my dad was born in 1939)

3 toilets

3 matresses

1 bed frame

3 cars

3 cell phones

over 10 pairs of glasses

POLT