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THE PURPLE EYE OF POLT SEES ALL!!! Rantings, ravings, and writings from a gay liberal Democrat in one of the reddest parts of a blue state - come on in, sit down, prop yer feet up! Check the archives, vote in the blog poll, post yourself on my map, make yourself comfy - and stay a spell!
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- Like a virgin, touched for the very first time....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 3993)...
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2474)....
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- I;m crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know i...
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