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THE PURPLE EYE OF POLT SEES ALL!!! Rantings, ravings, and writings from a gay liberal Democrat in one of the reddest parts of a blue state - come on in, sit down, prop yer feet up! Check the archives, vote in the blog poll, post yourself on my map, make yourself comfy - and stay a spell!
About Me
My Current Mantra
Those people make my kidneys ache. - Lady Caterham, Seven Dials
I Am Currently Reading....
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
- Dungeons & Dragons, Honor Among Thieves (Paramount+): Jan 21 (B)
- Mel Brooks, The 99 Year Old Man (HBOMax): Jan 24 (A)
- Ken Burns, The American Buffalo (PBS): Jan 26 (A)
- Billy Joel, And So It Goes (HBOMax): Jan 28-29 (A)
- Wonder Man, Season 1 (Disney+): Feb 1 (B)
- Interstellar (Paramount+): Feb 2 (C-)
- Elizabeth Montgomery: A Bewitched Life (Roku Channel): Feb 16 (C)
- Fallout, Season 2 (Prime): Feb 16-17 (B+)
- Murder In Glitterball City (HBOMax): Feb 21 (B)
- Allen vs Farro (HBOMax): Feb 22-23 (B)
- A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms (HBOMax): Feb 23 (A)
- The Crown, Season 1 (N): Feb 23 - 25 (B+)
- The Crown, Season 2 (N): Feb 26-28 (B)
- The Crown, Season 3 (N): Feb 28 - Mar 1 (B)
- The Crown, Season 4 (N): Mar 1 - 2 (B)
- The Crown, Season 5 (N): Mar 3 - 5 (B)
- The Crown, Season 6 (N): Mar 6 - 8 (B)
- Implosion: Titanic Sub Disaster (Disney+): Mar 8 (B)
- Evil Under The Sun (Pluto): Mar 9 (B-)
- Have You Seen Andy? (HBOMax): Mar 10 (B)
- Zootopia2 (Disney+): Mar 11 (B+)
- Star Trek, Starfleet Academy (Paramount): Mar 14 - 16 (B)
- The Dinosaurs miniseries (N): Mar 16 (B)
- Fukushima: A Nuclear Nightmare (HBOMax): Mar 17 (B)
- Capturing The Friedmans (HBOMax): Mar 17 (B)
- Watergate: Blueprint For A Scandal (HBOMax): Mar 18 (A)
- MIracle, The Boys Of '80(N): Mar 21 (A)
- Agatha Christie's Seven Dials (N): Mar 22 (A-)
- Spider-Man, Across The Spiderverse (Disney+): Mar 23 (A-)
- Tricky Dick (HBOMax): Mar 24 (B+)
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 4008)......
- Put your love to the test (Part 1627)....
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 874)....
- Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 451).....
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1698)....
- I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 564).....
- If you don't make a choice, if you don't use you v...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 24).....
- My birthday song, my happy world (Part 237).....
- Price of gas at my local gas station:Tuesday Mar...
- The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part...
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- Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 23)......
- You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 1042).....
- Price of gas at my local gas station:Tuesday Mar ...
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- Put your love to the test (Part 1625)....
- That night in Toronto, with its checkerboard floor...
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- Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 22).........
- My birthday song, my happy world (Part 236)......
- Let's get unconscious honey (Part 894).....
- I drive my mini-Cooper an I'm feeling super-dooper...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4499)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 4005).....
- Put your love to the test (Part 1624)......
- Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 10...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1114)......
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1696)....
- You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm danci...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Price of gas at my local gas station:Tuesday Mar...
- Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 21)....
- My birthday song, my happy world (Part 235)......
- My baby's got a secret (Part 985).....
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 4004).....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4498)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Put your love to the test (Part 1623).........
- You'll think it strange, when I try to explain (Pa...
- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 988)......
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1695).....
- I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 563)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 20)....
- My birthday song, my happy world (Part 234)....
- Price of gas at my local gas station:Tuesday Mar...
- Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 899)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 4003)....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4497)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 1622).....
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 66...
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 691...
- If you don't make a choice, if you don't use you v...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1113).....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 19)....
- My birthday song, my happy world (Part 233)...
- You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 59...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4496)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 4002)....
- Put your love to the test (Part 1621).....
- Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 450)....
- Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 106...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1112)....
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 690...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Price of gas at my local gas station:Tuesday Mar...
- Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 18)....
- I've got books lining my shelves, day and night....
- Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part ...
- Price of gas at my local gas station:Tuesday Mar ...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 4001).....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4495)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Put your love to the test (Part 1620)....
- That night in Toronto, with it's checkerboard floo...
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