I hate February. It is THE worst month. I'm so glad it's the shortest.
It's dark. It's cold. There's frequently inclement weather. And while I don't have a problem with dark, cold or inclement weather, by the time February rolls around, I've had my fill of those things!
After the Super Bowl, there's no football on Sunday afternoons, which means there's nothing to do those days and they become totally boring!
It's got TWO of THE stupidest holidays we recognize. One, in which we heed the meteorological advice of a large rodent, and Two, one wherein Hallmark, Russell Stovers, and florists force us to tell people we love them with LOTS of cards, candy, flowers and gifts, or else we're just HORRIBLE human beings.
It IS the month that we have Presidents' Day, but by Abe's Beard, who the hell wants to be reminded of THIS president now?
On a more personal note, the tags on my car are due each February, which means I'm putting out $36 dollars this month for the 'privilege' of being able to drive a car in my state.
I HATE February.
POLT
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