So last Christmas, I ordered for mom, some Omaha Steaks.  We've had some of them, and they are pretty good.....although I don't know if they're as great as they're advertised as being.  But it seems like I was getting, and deleting, and email from them every single day.  So I starting saving them.  Let's see what I received over the last two weeks:

March 9, 1:56 pm - Uh oh... our Semi-Annual Sale is ending in 3, 2, 1.
March 10, 7:08 am - 2 Days Only: $10 OFF $75 | $20 OFF $125 | $40 OFF $200
March 11, 7:12 am - Ends Today! FREE Shipping No Minimum
March 12, 7:12 am - **1 Day Flash Sale ** Free Dinner for 4 + Free Shipping
March 12, 1:58 pm - Dinner & Shipping is on us - TODAY ONLY.
March 13, 7:12 am - TGIF! Enjoy 50% OFF Sitewide + FREE Shipping
March 13, 2:02 am - INSIDE > Best. Sale. Ever.
March 14, 2:00 pm - Last call for 50% Off & Free Shipping
March 15, 7:11 am - Sunday Funday: FREE Shipping & FREE Filet Mignon Tips
March 15, 1:57 pm - YESSS >>Get Free Shipping & a Free Gift
March 16, 7:11 am - Just for You > Pick a FREE Gift & Get Free Shipping
March 16, 2:01 pm - Want to pick a Free Gift? You got it...
March 17, 7:08 am - No Luck Needed: Get Free Shipping
March 17, 1:56 pm - Filet Mignon That Finds You... shipped FREE!
March 18, 7:11 am - Get BIG Savings on Filet Mignon
March 18, 2:02 pm - Don't miss the best prices on the best steaks!
March 19, 7:10 am - Staying in? Get free shipping on steak filled packages.
March 19, 1:57 pm - We're still delivering your favorite steaks
March 20, 7:12 am - Hooray for Filet: stock up on our fork tender steak.
March 21, 7:11 am - Spend some time cooking together
March 22, 7:13 am - Did you hear? Free Shipping today…
March 22, 1:59 pm - *** You're getting FREE SHIPPING TODAY ***
March 23, 7:11 am - Gourmet Food + Free Shipping = Yes, Please!
March 23, 3:38 pm - STOCK UP Sale - Prepacked and Ready to Ship

Now mind you, I have only placed one order in December, and I have never responded to any of these emails, just deleted them.  But geez, now that I see how crazy, and irritating, they are, I'm probably going to mark them all as spam.  I mean, this shit is NUTS!

POLT