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About Me
My Current Mantra
"Once folks buy into your blarney
It becomes the thing they'll most hold onto
Once they've swallowed sham and hokum
Facts and logic won't unchoke 'em
They'll go on believing what they want to" - The Wizard, Wicked For Good
I Am Currently Reading....
Apr 19 -
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
- Dungeons & Dragons, Honor Among Thieves (Paramount+): Jan 21 (B)
- Mel Brooks, The 99 Year Old Man (HBOMax): Jan 24 (A)
- Ken Burns, The American Buffalo (PBS): Jan 26 (A)
- Billy Joel, And So It Goes (HBOMax): Jan 28-29 (A)
- Wonder Man, Season 1 (Disney+): Feb 1 (B)
- Interstellar (Paramount+): Feb 2 (C-)
- Elizabeth Montgomery: A Bewitched Life (Roku Channel): Feb 16 (C)
- Fallout, Season 2 (Prime): Feb 16-17 (B+)
- Murder In Glitterball City (HBOMax): Feb 21 (B)
- Allen vs Farro (HBOMax): Feb 22-23 (B)
- A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms (HBOMax): Feb 23 (A)
- The Crown, Season 1 (N): Feb 23 - 25 (B+)
- The Crown, Season 2 (N): Feb 26-28 (B)
- The Crown, Season 3 (N): Feb 28 - Mar 1 (B)
- The Crown, Season 4 (N): Mar 1 - 2 (B)
- The Crown, Season 5 (N): Mar 3 - 5 (B)
- The Crown, Season 6 (N): Mar 6 - 8 (B)
- Implosion: Titanic Sub Disaster (Disney+): Mar 8 (B)
- Evil Under The Sun (Pluto): Mar 9 (B-)
- Have You Seen Andy? (HBOMax): Mar 10 (B)
- Zootopia2 (Disney+): Mar 11 (B+)
- Star Trek, Starfleet Academy (Paramount): Mar 14 - 16 (B)
- The Dinosaurs miniseries (N): Mar 16 (B)
- Fukushima: A Nuclear Nightmare (HBOMax): Mar 17 (B)
- Capturing The Friedmans (HBOMax): Mar 17 (B)
- Watergate: Blueprint For A Scandal (HBOMax): Mar 18 (A)
- MIracle, The Boys Of '80(N): Mar 21 (A)
- Agatha Christie's Seven Dials (N): Mar 22 (A-)
- Spider-Man, Across The Spiderverse (Disney+): Mar 23 (A-)
- Tricky Dick (HBOMax): Mar 24 (B+)
- AM. Masters: Bella! This Woman's Place Is In The House (PBS): Mar 26 (B+)
- Royal Autopsies, Seasons 1 & 2 (tubi): Mar 27 (B+)
- Homicide New York, Season 3 (N): Mar 28-29 (A)
- Wicked (Prime): Mar 29 (C)
- Wicked For Good (Peacock): Mar 29 (C+)
- Monarchy, Season 1 (tubi): Apr 3 - 4 (B)
- Monarchy, Season 2 (tubi): Apr 4 - 5 (B)
- Lion In Winter (tubi): Apr 5 (B)
- Attack On London Hunting 7/7 Bombers (N): Apr 7 (A)
- The Puzzle Lady, Season 1(PBS): Apr 8 (B+)
- Frozen (Disney+): Apr 12 (C+)
- The Last Twins (PBS): Apr 13 (A)
- Renaissance The Blood And Beauty (PBS): Apr 13 - 14 (B)
- Death On The Nile (1978) (tubi): Apr 19 (B)
- The Magnificent Three (Pluto): Apr 20 (A-)
- Spider-Man, No Way Home (Disney+): Apr 21 (A+)
- Untold: Jail Blazers (N): Apr 22 (B)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
Apr 7 - Apr 19
Apr 1 - Apr 7
Mar 14 - Apr 1
Mar 7 -
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Jan 30 - Feb 16
Jan 23 - Jan 30
Jan 9 - Jan 23
Jan 12 - 18
Dec 27 - Jan 9
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- keeping it together, all in the family (Part 528)....
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2122)...
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- Put your love to the test (Part 946)...
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- The truth is I never left you (Part 1731)...
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- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 923)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
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- Put your love to the test (Part 943)...
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 843...
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- The truth is I never left you (Part 1730)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Let's get unconscious honey (Part 753)...
- I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-doope...
- You say it's your birthday...well, it's my birthda...
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2118)...
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- Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 28...
- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 643)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 942)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Some boys kiss me, some boy hug me (Part 785)...
- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 642)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2117)....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2655)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high ...
- Put your love to the test (Part 941)....
- Get up and move it, to the music (Part 542)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 48...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2116).....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2654)...
- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 641)....
- Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 100)....
- Put your love to the test (Part 940).....
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 626...
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- Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part ...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2654)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2115)...
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 526)...
- That night in Toronto, with it's checkerboard floo...
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 842...
- Put your love to the test (Part 939)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- The back of your hand, somewhere on your behind (P...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2114)...
- If i were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2653)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 525)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 938)....
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 808)....
- Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 99)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You're wantin my body, I don't mind (Part 922)....
- I fought the law, and the law won....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2113)....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2652)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 937)...
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