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THE PURPLE EYE OF POLT SEES ALL!!! Rantings, ravings, and writings from a gay liberal Democrat in one of the reddest parts of a blue state - come on in, sit down, prop yer feet up! Check the archives, vote in the blog poll, post yourself on my map, make yourself comfy - and stay a spell!
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Another Christmas Eve screaming through a fence. - Louise, Bob's Burgers
I Am Currently Reading....
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
Dec 27 - Jan 9
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- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4068)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2549).....
- Put your love to the test (Part 1357)....
- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 909).....
- Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 36)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1870)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You're wantin my body, I don't mind (Part 991).....
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2548).....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4067)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Put your love to the test (Part 1356).....
- Out of control, cause dog ain't new (Part 950)...
- I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part ...
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 654...
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- Let's get unconscious honey (Part 843)....
- I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-doope...
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2547)....
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- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 927).....
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1869)....
- Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 35)...
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- My baby's got a secret (Part 934).....
- Tried to be a mess, tried to be my best (Part 24)....
- I've got books lining my shelves, day and night.....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4065)...
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2546).....
- Put your love to the test (Part 1354).....
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 926)....
- Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 198).....
- That night in Toronto, with it's checkerboard floo...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 849)....
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2545)....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4064)...
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- Put your love to the test (Part 1353)....
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- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 737).....
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2543)....
- Put your love to the test (Part 1351)....
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- Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 401).....
- Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 34)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Par...
- SO how was your weekend, Polt? Thanks for asking...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2542).....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4061)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Put your love to the test (Part 1350)....
- That night in Toronto, with it's checkerboard floo...
- Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 197).....
- I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know i...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 990)...
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2541)......
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4060)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 1349)...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 923)....
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 948...
- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 736)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Let's get unconscious honey (Part 842)...
- I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-doope...
- My baby's got a secret (Part 933).....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4059)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2540)....
- Put your love to the test (Part 1348).....
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1868)....
- Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 196)....
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 922)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 848).....
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 2539)....
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