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THE PURPLE EYE OF POLT SEES ALL!!! Rantings, ravings, and writings from a gay liberal Democrat in one of the reddest parts of a blue state - come on in, sit down, prop yer feet up! Check the archives, vote in the blog poll, post yourself on my map, make yourself comfy - and stay a spell!
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If you think everyone else is the bad guy, chances are, you're the bad guy. - Lucy, Fallout, Season 2
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
- Dungeons & Dragons, Honor Among Thieves (Paramount+): Jan 21 (B)
- Mel Brooks, The 99 Year Old Man (HBOMax): Jan 24 (A)
- Ken Burns, The American Buffalo (PBS): Jan 26 (A)
- Billy Joel, And So It Goes (HBOMax): Jan 28-29 (A)
- Wonder Man, Season 1 (Disney+): Feb 1 (B)
- Interstellar (Paramount+): Feb 2 (C-)
- Elizabeth Montgomery: A Bewitched Life (Roku Channel): Feb 16 (C)
- Fallout, Season 2 (Prime): Feb 16-17 (B+)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
Jan 30 - Feb 16
Jan 23 - Jan 30
Jan 9 - Jan 23
Jan 12 - 18
Dec 27 - Jan 9
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