Sunday, November 23, 2008

Drive my mini-cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 27)...

Superman Sundays


Well, you can't see much of the Superman S, but it's there on his shirt. And I don't blame you for not seeing the S, as there's quite a bit of other things here of interest worth looking at.

POLT Listening to the Colts-Chargers game

I have youth on my side. I can stay up all night fucking and still get 1500 on my SAT's. - Justin, Queer As Folk

B-B-B-Beny and the jets....

Ya know, when discussing football with friends and co-workers, I frequently make the arguement that one man does not a winning team make. Yeah, one man if he's really good or really bad can have a definite effect on the game. But in general, football is a team game, and even the absolute best player ever can't do anything by himself.

But, then, there's Brett Favre.


I've never been a fan of Favre. Oh, I've never really had anything against him, I'm just rather apathetic about him. But here he is, just a year younger than me (so I KNOW how your body feels at our age), and he been with the Jets this year and just this week, Favre and the Jets beat the undefeated Tennessee Titans.

The JETS! They've not won more than 10 games in a season since 1998. Three of the last five years they didn't have a winning record. In the last 40 years, they've only been in the playoffs 11 times, winning only 6 games.

No way at the beginning of the season, did I think there was any way the Jets were gonna do anything this year, even with Favre at quarterback.

I might have to rethink my theory.

POLT Listening to Football Night In America

I enjoy Canada. It's like the United States only nobody lives there. - Jon Stewart

There is a power in the vacuum we are making...

You'd think by now I'd by used to being stupid. But no, every time is a whole new experience.

Last Christmas, I bought a vacuum cleaner to replace the old one I had that didn't work. I got it home and got it together. In the ensuing almost year I've used a few times, but not many. I have been very disappointed with it. It never seemed to work. I mean, I could hear it running and all, but it only seemed to blow the dirt around and didn't pick anything up.

This past week, I moved some thing around and tried to vacuum up the dust with the same results. What I had moved had cleared stuff out from in front of the baseboards, so I got the hose with the little brush attachment on it and used that to vaccum the dust off the baseboards.

And then it occured to: I didn't have to throw any switch or anything to use the hose as opposed to the vaccum itself. And I should have. Could it be that I've ALWAYS had the hose hooked up that way, and therefore, when I've tried to use it, the suction was at the hose and not the base? Could THAT be it?

Um, yep, that was it.

Hooking the hose into the base instead of the brush attachement works wonders in picking up dirty and stuff on the floor! Looks like I have a whole new rug now!

....I hate being stupid....

POLT Listening to the Deadskins-Seahawks game

"I cuold use my deathray and reduce them all to steaming piles of melted flesh." "You don't have a deathray." "Another of my tragic shortcomings, I'm afraid." - L-Ron, JLA Classified #4

Many happy returns, these are the lessons i could...

A few weeks ago, I bought the second season of Torchwood on DVD.


As I was driving home, I got to thinking that maybe I had already bought. When I got home, I checked through my DVDs and saw that I didn't. So I didn't feel so stupid at that point.

However, this week, I was cleaning some things up (and yes I KNOW how weird that is, in and of itself) and I found that I actually HAD bought it before. It was still in the bag, still had the Best Buy sticker on it. I felt stupid, but I figured at least I could return it and get a Dr. Who DVD set instead.

Yesterday, I left work a bit early to do so. Ghostie was coming over at 4:30, but I figured I could return the Torchwood and get the Dr. Who set and get home in plenty of time. I should have known better.

I got to customer service, and explained the situation to a nice girl working there...although to not appear as stupid as I was, I told her I bought it as a gift and the person i bought it for already had it. Plus I told her I didn't want my money back I just wanted to exchange it for something else. She told me without a receipt there was nothing she could do.

I think for two or three seconds, I just looked at her uncomprehending. "I don't want my money back," I emphasized, "I just want to exchange it. And it's still wrapped with your sticker on it." She asked if I paid with a card, and if so, if I had it with me. I did, and gave her the card. She typed it into the computer and said she couldn't find any purchases on this card, and asked when I bought it. I told her mid October, I thought. She said that's over 30 days, so even with a receipt there was probably nothing she could do. She told me she was sorry but there was nothing she could do.

I told I needed to talk to a manager. She assured me she understood how I felt but there was nothing she could do. I informed her that I bought this here and no longer need it, so its worthless to me, and I'll either need to exchange it or have my money back and I will need to speak to her manager.

I hated to become that customer, I really did. I used to work at Borders, and I hated people that once you explained policy to them, haughily demanded the manager. The exception is, at Borders, as long as the item wasn't damaged, we could exchange it without a receipt, with no problem. And frankly, I never found that unreasonable. But here, I DID find it unreasonable, and I had to, reluctantly, become that type of customer.

She got a manager, and explained the situation. The manager asked me if I might have used another card. I gave her the other two cards I might have used, and she checked them, finding nothing. Then she kept typing something in the computer and said she just needed to check if she had it in stock. I told her I bought it at this store, and the sticker was still there. She ignored me. After fiddling around a little bit she handed my cards back and told the other girl to do a no-receipt return. I asked if I should go find what I wanted to get instead and the girl told me yeah.

As I went to look, I was a bit torked, cause the girl said there was nothing they could do, but apparently they DO have something called a 'no receipt return', so there was something could have done. Whatever.

But when I got to the DVD section, things had changed. They used to have a BBC section, where they all the stuff from there. But that was gone. So i looked and looked and couldn't find the Dr. Who stuff. I eventually found the Torchwood stuff, which told me they should still have the Dr. Who stuff. I did find Dr. Who stuff, but that was all from the original old Dr. Who stuff. There was nothing from the new Dr.Who series.

I couldn't think of anything else I wanted, so I just had to skulk back to customer service and tell them I couldn't find what I wanted, and so I'd take the Torchwood stuff. I didn't want my money back, IF they'd even give it to me. What I thought I'd do is peel the sticker off and take it back to Borders and see if I could exchange it without the hassle...and maybe they have the Dr. Who DVD stuff.

POLT Listening to the Eagles-Ravens game

I am full of interior rules that act as brakes on my desires. - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

Part 72...

Shirtlessness du jour



POLT Listening to the Eagles-Ravens football game Oil: 50.96 (-.29); Gas: 1.89 (-.01)

How can I take a discreet nip from an entire bottle of brandy? - Mrs. Slocombe, Are You Being Served?

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 132)...

Unconscious Mutterings
These come from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

Spit it out :: Choking
Shadow :: Dark
Database :: Information
Expression :: Face
Boss :: Asshole
Baby :: Cooing
Mystic :: Tarot cards
Kate :: Jackson
Boobies :: Titties
Raid :: Spray


POLT Listening to "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse

He's sweating worse than a Catholic priest at a Little League game. - Ned DiPaloa

Saturday, November 22, 2008

My baby's got a secret (Part 102)...

Secret Saturdays

These come from http://postsecret.blogspot.com/





POLT Listening to "Stockholm Syndrome" by Muse

He got tied up, gagged, and thrown in the deep fryer by accident? - Lt. MacDuff, Scotland PA

Part 71...

Shirtlessness du jour


POLT Listening to "Time Is Running Out" by Muse Oil: 51.25 (-.13); Gas: 1.90 (-.04)

A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is good to find too.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Years and years of sinning, elizabeth is winning...

Per Ray Avito's request:





Man, these things are FUN!

POLT Listening to "Love Plus One" by Haircut 100

Every day is a party day when you're hanging with the gays!

Good to go, i like a snow day...

Today it snowed.

YAY! Yippee! I love snow!

Okay, so it was only a light dusting. Mom told me there was enough that she went out and swept the sidewalk off. That isn't much, but still, it's less than a week to my birthday and it SNOWED already! As you can see by the photos below, the ivy and the sidewalk had some on, but the grass didn't. And Miss Cleo had a blanket of snowy whiteness on her I had to brush off.



After I took these photos, it snowed a bit more, a bit heavier, but then stopped. No real accumulation. This is great. I can remember several Thanksgivings in the 90's where the temps were in the 60's or 70's...damn near shorts weather. On Thanksgiving!! That's just WRONG!

Maybe, if we're real lucky, we can get a white Christmas this year!

POLT Listening to "Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk" by Rufus Wainwright

Gay people are victims not of the Bible, not of religion, and not of the church, but of people who use religion as a way to devaule and deform those whom they can neither can ignore nor convert. - Rev. Peter J. Gomes

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 160)...

Frenching Fridays


This week's theme: Tongue Touches




POLT Listening to "Lemon" by U2

First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill. - George W. Bush

Companions, even stray dogs have a friend...

When ever I'm feeling down just need a pickmeup, I go here, and enjoy some of these.

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Hehehe....works every time.

POLT Listening to "Unchanged Melody" by U2

"Don't you have some laundry to do?" "I've got to do like your father and seperate the whites from the coloreds!" - That's My Bush

Part 70...

Shirtlessness du jour


POLT Listening to "Sugar Ray" by The Jesus & Mary Chain Oil: 51.38 (+2.64); Gas: 1.94 (-.02)

"Do you enjoy losing?" "Not that much, no. But then again, I really don't have a lot to compare it to." - Toby Zeigler, The West Wing

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Echoes down the city street, their harpies laughter rings...

I love those motivational poster people can make themselves...


Don't you?

POLT Listening to "Broken" by Madonna

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservative. - John Stuart Mill

Can't maintain, please, keith come back, kiss away the pain...

I HATE it when Keith Olberman goes on vacation. Countdown just is NOT the same and my whole night's thrown into confusion.


Yeah, I know. I need to get a life.

POLT Listening to "The Politics Of Dancing" by Re-Flex

Can you hear them? They talk about us. Telling lies, well that's no surprise. - The Go-Go's , Our Lips Are Sealed

Too much tea, too much sugar isn't good for me...

As most of you know, I'm diabetic. I have issues with my blood sugar levels, and so obviously sugar is not good for me. I really enjoy a nice cup of tea in the evenings, and I've tried to cut back on the sugar I put in it, but I can't go without, it just doesn't taste right to me. I have also heard that green tea is supposed to be very good healthwise. So I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone.

I bought some green tea. Every night since Sunday, I've had a cup of it. And since it's the first time I've ever tried green tea, I put no sugar in it. I don't know that I like it, but I don't dislike it. I hoping I can get used to the taste of it without sugar, that way it won't taste right with sugar, and I can cut back even more on the sugar intake. And, as an added bonus, I then get used to drinking the supposedly more healthy green tea.

Yeah, well so far so good. I am, however, notoriously picky with my palate, so we'll see how long this lasts.

POLT Listening to "Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by U2

Boys are always guilty of something nasty. - John Wayne, The Cowboys

Part 69...

Shirtlessness du jour

In honor of this being the 69th Shirtlessness du jour, I give you TWO how shirtless guys.


unfortunately NOT in a 69 position...but this is the closest thing I could find and still post.

POLT Listening to "Bad Case Of Loving You" by Robert Palmer Oil: 49.62 (-3.37); Gas: 1.96 (-.03)

Besides, a little sin is good for the soul. - Jade

Undress me, will I look like a fool (Part 136)...

It's once again time for....


Regular readers will remember from a few days ago, that I bought several bookcases earlier in the week. At least now, I've got them all moved in from the hallway. I've rearranged several things, and cleaned certain other things, and now they're all placed right where I want them. I've even got some books in some of the cases. That's what this week's photo is of. And yes, that IS a string of Christmas lights with all the Christmas Star Trek ships ornaments plugged into it on the right. Deal with my geekiness, or get out.


Man, I gotta tell ya, at my age, I'm not used to being on my back on the floor with my legs in the air against a bookcase....and for anyone thinking of leaving a smart ass comment(you know who you are), don't. It's too easy. It's beneath you, it's not a challenge. Just let this one pass.

To see what others posted, click HERE.

POLT Listening to "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega

At least HE smells nice. Not so porcine. - Black Canary, Birds Of Prey #88

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Cut their hair, wear shirts, and boots (Part 70)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays
This week's theme: Triplets! (yes indeedy, triplets....and in a jail setting no less...)




POLT Listening to "YMCA" by The Village People

Apathy did not create this country, but it can destroy it. - Cameron Diaz

Part 68...

Shirtlessness du jour


POLT Listening to "In The Flesh" by Pink Floyd Oil: 53.04 (-1.38); Gas: 1.99 (-.03)

Always have a good time and wear your party pants. - Timothy Sharp