LOVE this.
"Romans are always trying to nail me too." Oh sister, if only I had your problems.
POLT
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 97)...
Tooshie Tuesdays
As this coming Sunday is the Super Bowl, we'll continue the theme of Football Tooshies.
POLT
Monday, January 30, 2012
My day so far.
- Last night, I couldn't get to sleep until arond 2AM, and somehow I woke up about 9:30AM, not sure how I did that.
- I got up and showered.
- I turned on the computer, harvested my crops on Farmville (don't judge me) and then started an anti-viral.
- I drove to the insruance company and paid my car insurance. Cetainly not an exciting event, but the guy, presumably an intern, who took my check and gave a receipt, cute, funny little Jordan, certainly WAS worth the trip.
- I walked to the Post Office and mailed all the bills for next month, having wrote out the checks and prepared the envelopes for them last night.
- I went to the Hallmark store and bought all the cards I'll need for the month of February.
- I drove to Sam's Club and paid for four new tires for Sebastian. There's another $450 on the Discover card...yeah, Discover's gonna LOVE me.
- Since it was going to take 1.5 hours, I walked around Sam's for a bit, then walked to El Ranchero and had a leisuring Mexican lunch while I read my current book.
- I walked further down through the shopping center to Lowe's, mainly because I knew they had pretty decent restrooms and, as usual, right after eating Mexican food, I needed to visit one.
- Following my expedition there, I walked back through the shopping center to a grocery store there and walked through, checking out the magazine area, and the surprisingly attractive employee eye candy that worked there.
- I returned to Sam's a bit early, but luckily the car was done. So I picked it up and returned home.
- Upon returning home, I watched a few episodes of Voyager.
- Mom and Angel, during their daily walk, brought down some of mom's homemade chicken corn soup. Yummy.
And that's it so far. Oh who knows what excitement awaits this evening?
POLT
- Last night, I couldn't get to sleep until arond 2AM, and somehow I woke up about 9:30AM, not sure how I did that.
- I got up and showered.
- I turned on the computer, harvested my crops on Farmville (don't judge me) and then started an anti-viral.
- I drove to the insruance company and paid my car insurance. Cetainly not an exciting event, but the guy, presumably an intern, who took my check and gave a receipt, cute, funny little Jordan, certainly WAS worth the trip.
- I walked to the Post Office and mailed all the bills for next month, having wrote out the checks and prepared the envelopes for them last night.
- I went to the Hallmark store and bought all the cards I'll need for the month of February.
- I drove to Sam's Club and paid for four new tires for Sebastian. There's another $450 on the Discover card...yeah, Discover's gonna LOVE me.
- Since it was going to take 1.5 hours, I walked around Sam's for a bit, then walked to El Ranchero and had a leisuring Mexican lunch while I read my current book.
- I walked further down through the shopping center to Lowe's, mainly because I knew they had pretty decent restrooms and, as usual, right after eating Mexican food, I needed to visit one.
- Following my expedition there, I walked back through the shopping center to a grocery store there and walked through, checking out the magazine area, and the surprisingly attractive employee eye candy that worked there.
- I returned to Sam's a bit early, but luckily the car was done. So I picked it up and returned home.
- Upon returning home, I watched a few episodes of Voyager.
- Mom and Angel, during their daily walk, brought down some of mom's homemade chicken corn soup. Yummy.
And that's it so far. Oh who knows what excitement awaits this evening?
POLT
You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 340)...
MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS
In honor of the upcoming Super Bowl, this week's theme is Shirtless Football Guy Pics!
POLT
Sunday, January 29, 2012
So most of you probably know, even if you don't care, that the Super Bowl will be played next Sunday. Each year, I like to take a critical, deeply insightful look at both teams and try to figure out who's going to win. And here is this year's take on it.
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2011 Final Records
At the end of the regular season this was each teams final win/loss record:
New England Patriots: 13-3
New York Giants: 9-7
Winner: New England Patriots
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Head-To-Head
The teams played each other during the regular season, and the result was New York Giants 24-New England Patriots - 20.
Winner: New York Giants
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The Cities the teams are from:
The Giants are from New York, the greatest city in the entire world.
The Patriots are from New England...but play in a town called Foxboro...a town so insignificant, the only photo of the town i could find was of Gillette Stadium, where the Patriots play.
Winner: New York Giants
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Versus Dallas
My favorite team is, of course, The Dallas Cowboys. Dallas played both these teams this year, and these were the results:
New England Patriots-20, Dallas Cowboys-16
New York Giants- 37, Dallas Cowboys-34
New York Giants-31, Dallas Cowboys-14
So one team beats my Cowboys once, and the other beats them twice, the first team comes out the winner in my book.
Winner: New England Patriots
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Previous Super Bowl Appearances:
New England Patriots: 6
New York Giants: 4
Winner: New England Patriots
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Previous Super Bowl wins:
New England Patriots: 3
New York Giants: 3
Winner: Tie.
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Winning Percentage In Super Bowls:
New England Patriots: 50%
New York Giants: 75%
Winner: New York Giants
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Previous Super Bowl Head-To-Head:
New York Giants-17, New England Patriots-14
Winner: New York Giants
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Coaches:
New England Patriots, Bill Belichik. The man who shows no emotions, whether he wins or loses, and he ususally wins. Despite the fact he was caught cheating a few years back, he's without a doubt one of the best head coaches in professional football. He reminds me of someone's unapproachable, constantly disapproving father.
New York Giants, Tom Coughlin. He rants and rants up and down the field. Every year, his job is mentioned as being in jeopardy. And seemingly every year, despite a crappy early or middle part of the year, he gets the team motivated and on a winning streak at the end and into the playoffs. he reminds me of someone's crotchety old griping grandfather.
Winner: ....who knows? Tie.
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Quarterbacks, Faces
Sexy. Stubbley. Hairthing. Shaggable.
Doable, but rather m'eh.
Winner: New England Patriots
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Quaterbacks, Body
New England Patriots, Tom Brady.
Hmm, kinda disappointing.
New York Giants, Eli Manning
Kinda disappointing here too, but his nipples are better than Brady.
Winner: New York Giants.
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Other Marquee Player:
New York Giants: Victor Cruz
Cute face. Great smile. Impressive package and thighs.
New England Patriots: Do they have one?
Winner: New York Giants
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Team names:
Patriot: a person who loves, supports, and defends his or her country and its interests with devotion.
Giant: a being with human form but superhuman size, strength, etc.
In stories, most Patriots are heroes and most Giants are villains.
Winner: New England Patriots
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At work, I'm in the Playoff Pool. I paid $20 and picked a team name out of a hat, and got the Patriots. Since they reached the Super Bowl, I won $70, and if they win, I'll get an additional $100. If the Giants win, I get extra bub-kiss.
Winner: New England Patiots
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Final Count:
New England Patriots: 6
New York Giants: 5
Ties; 2
So the winner of this year's Super Bowl will be The New England Patriots.
POLT
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2011 Final Records
At the end of the regular season this was each teams final win/loss record:
New England Patriots: 13-3
New York Giants: 9-7
Winner: New England Patriots
**************************
Head-To-Head
The teams played each other during the regular season, and the result was New York Giants 24-New England Patriots - 20.
Winner: New York Giants
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The Cities the teams are from:
The Giants are from New York, the greatest city in the entire world.
The Patriots are from New England...but play in a town called Foxboro...a town so insignificant, the only photo of the town i could find was of Gillette Stadium, where the Patriots play.
Winner: New York Giants
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Versus Dallas
My favorite team is, of course, The Dallas Cowboys. Dallas played both these teams this year, and these were the results:
New England Patriots-20, Dallas Cowboys-16
New York Giants- 37, Dallas Cowboys-34
New York Giants-31, Dallas Cowboys-14
So one team beats my Cowboys once, and the other beats them twice, the first team comes out the winner in my book.
Winner: New England Patriots
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Previous Super Bowl Appearances:
New England Patriots: 6
New York Giants: 4
Winner: New England Patriots
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Previous Super Bowl wins:
New England Patriots: 3
New York Giants: 3
Winner: Tie.
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Winning Percentage In Super Bowls:
New England Patriots: 50%
New York Giants: 75%
Winner: New York Giants
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Previous Super Bowl Head-To-Head:
New York Giants-17, New England Patriots-14
Winner: New York Giants
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Coaches:
Winner: ....who knows? Tie.
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Quarterbacks, Faces
New England Patriots, Tom Brady.
Sexy. Stubbley. Hairthing. Shaggable.
New York Giants, Eli Manning.
Doable, but rather m'eh.
Winner: New England Patriots
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Quaterbacks, Body
New England Patriots, Tom Brady.
Hmm, kinda disappointing.
New York Giants, Eli Manning
Kinda disappointing here too, but his nipples are better than Brady.
Winner: New York Giants.
**************************
Other Marquee Player:
New York Giants: Victor Cruz
Cute face. Great smile. Impressive package and thighs.
New England Patriots: Do they have one?
Winner: New York Giants
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Team names:
Patriot: a person who loves, supports, and defends his or her country and its interests with devotion.
Giant: a being with human form but superhuman size, strength, etc.
In stories, most Patriots are heroes and most Giants are villains.
Winner: New England Patriots
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At work, I'm in the Playoff Pool. I paid $20 and picked a team name out of a hat, and got the Patriots. Since they reached the Super Bowl, I won $70, and if they win, I'll get an additional $100. If the Giants win, I get extra bub-kiss.
Winner: New England Patiots
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Final Count:
New England Patriots: 6
New York Giants: 5
Ties; 2
So the winner of this year's Super Bowl will be The New England Patriots.
POLT
Let's get unconscious honey (Part 295)...
UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS
These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/
I say ... and you think ... ?
- Every day :: Eat
- Rinsed :: Hair
- Funeral :: Casket
- Whitening :: Teeth
- I am :: Polt
- Cooperate :: Work Together
- Blazer :: Jacket
- Valley ::Girl
- Difficult :: Rough
- Service :: Station
Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 163)...
Superman Sundays
Continuing the theme of Superman tattoos. And it may take you a bit of time to find the tattoo what with everything else that's going on, but its there, if you look for it.
POLT
Saturday, January 28, 2012
I'm gonna put on my padded bra and get back...
Boys In Bras
No, I've no idea why they're wearing them either, but ain't they cute?
POLT
No, I've no idea why they're wearing them either, but ain't they cute?
POLT
Friday, January 27, 2012
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 304)...
Frenching Fridays
no theme, just random kisses.
POLT
Thursday, January 26, 2012
So in case you haven't heard, last year DC Comics did a reboot, canceling ALL their titles and restarting the whole universe over. Pffft, dumb idea.
Back in 1978, as a 9 year old lil Polt, I had already for a few years, been buying comics. Every Thursday when I got my allowance, I went with mom to the local strip mall. She went to the grocery store, I went to the book store. I went to the squeaky, metal rack that rotated around and held all the comics. I'd find the ones that had the coolest looking covers, and buy those.
But that summer, the summer or 1978, I picked up Justice League of America 158. It was the first of two parts and I figured I better make sure I got the second part so I knew what happened. And after that, I decided I'd like to just get every issue, and that's what started my comic book collecting. In those ensuing 33 years, I've collected every issue of the Justice League, be it Justice League Of America, Justice League America, Justice League International, Justice League Europe, Extreme Justice, or any of the ensuing titles.
Now, back to the idoitic reboot. There have been 5 issues so far of the new Justice League, and frankly, it sucks. Superman whines. No longer is he a paragon to be admired and looked up to, he's just a whiner. Green Lantern is obnoxious, probably from being protrayed like the Ryan Reynolds character in the movie last year, I understand they may be playing up the "Man Without Feat" aspect, but frankly he's just arrogant and stupid. Wonder Woman is vicious ("Those beams come from his eyes." "Then we'll put out his eyes!" she says brandishing a sword.) Aquaman is...well nowhere near developed character-wise, he does well in his own title, but not here. The Martian Manhunter, one of the founders of nearly every incarnation, is nowhere to be seen. No, in his place is...Cyborg. Yep, him. He who is a decent enough B-grade character, but to be a founder of the JLA? Nah, no way. Only reason I can figure that he's there is to have a black character as a founder. Whatever the reason it's stupid. And Batman, who knows none of these people and just meets them, takes off his cape and cowl in front of Green Lantern (and coincidently, anyone else who's in viewing range) and tells him he's Bruce Wayne, someone GL's apparently never heard of. WHA??? I guess in this rebooted universe, there is no WayneCorp and Bruce Wayne's not famous the world over. But the bigger issue is Batman revealing who he is, in public to someone he just met? No fucking way. The only one of the seven that's done even remotely like he should be is The Flash. And that's good. Its just unforunate the rest of the team is so badly written. And Judd Winnick, I believe is the writer, and usually a good one, so it's quite surprising he's responsible for all this horrible characterization.
I'm trying out several of the titles, giving them six months each. If they don't grab me in six months I'm gonna drop them and not collect them anymore. And there's seveal titles I already expect to get rid of. And with the unmitigated disappointment this new JLA is, it may be one of them. And that would be the first time in 33 years I was not collecting the JLA.
A shame that, really. A bigger shame DC Comics has done this insanity to begin with.
POLT
Back in 1978, as a 9 year old lil Polt, I had already for a few years, been buying comics. Every Thursday when I got my allowance, I went with mom to the local strip mall. She went to the grocery store, I went to the book store. I went to the squeaky, metal rack that rotated around and held all the comics. I'd find the ones that had the coolest looking covers, and buy those.
But that summer, the summer or 1978, I picked up Justice League of America 158. It was the first of two parts and I figured I better make sure I got the second part so I knew what happened. And after that, I decided I'd like to just get every issue, and that's what started my comic book collecting. In those ensuing 33 years, I've collected every issue of the Justice League, be it Justice League Of America, Justice League America, Justice League International, Justice League Europe, Extreme Justice, or any of the ensuing titles.
Now, back to the idoitic reboot. There have been 5 issues so far of the new Justice League, and frankly, it sucks. Superman whines. No longer is he a paragon to be admired and looked up to, he's just a whiner. Green Lantern is obnoxious, probably from being protrayed like the Ryan Reynolds character in the movie last year, I understand they may be playing up the "Man Without Feat" aspect, but frankly he's just arrogant and stupid. Wonder Woman is vicious ("Those beams come from his eyes." "Then we'll put out his eyes!" she says brandishing a sword.) Aquaman is...well nowhere near developed character-wise, he does well in his own title, but not here. The Martian Manhunter, one of the founders of nearly every incarnation, is nowhere to be seen. No, in his place is...Cyborg. Yep, him. He who is a decent enough B-grade character, but to be a founder of the JLA? Nah, no way. Only reason I can figure that he's there is to have a black character as a founder. Whatever the reason it's stupid. And Batman, who knows none of these people and just meets them, takes off his cape and cowl in front of Green Lantern (and coincidently, anyone else who's in viewing range) and tells him he's Bruce Wayne, someone GL's apparently never heard of. WHA??? I guess in this rebooted universe, there is no WayneCorp and Bruce Wayne's not famous the world over. But the bigger issue is Batman revealing who he is, in public to someone he just met? No fucking way. The only one of the seven that's done even remotely like he should be is The Flash. And that's good. Its just unforunate the rest of the team is so badly written. And Judd Winnick, I believe is the writer, and usually a good one, so it's quite surprising he's responsible for all this horrible characterization.
I'm trying out several of the titles, giving them six months each. If they don't grab me in six months I'm gonna drop them and not collect them anymore. And there's seveal titles I already expect to get rid of. And with the unmitigated disappointment this new JLA is, it may be one of them. And that would be the first time in 33 years I was not collecting the JLA.
A shame that, really. A bigger shame DC Comics has done this insanity to begin with.
POLT
Rita Hayworth gave good face (Part 27)...
Fetching Faces
The eyes, the lips, the chin....perfection.
POLT
Get up and move it, to the music (Part 40)...
MOTIVATION
Brothers and sisters, to this I can only say, AMEN!
POLT
If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 12)...
Superhero Anydays
Since DC rebooted their whole universe (a stupid idea really), this may be the new look for Batman.
Although, frankly, to me it looks more like Robin trying to emulate his mentor. But either way, who cares, the guys hot, with or without the spray-on drawings.
POLT
A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 34)...
Luscious Licks
Quite a tongue, eh? You oughtta see how impressive what he's looking down at is.
POLT
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
These five guys have been taking it to the rim slam dunking...
Tonight mom and I went looking for a new car for her. (Have I mentioned she had an accident about ten days ago? She's fine, never even had a stiff neck, but her car ended up being totalled, per the insurance company.) She found two used Volkswagen Jettas, and has all the paperwork on both of them and is reviewing it all right now. She'll make her decision soon and may have the car by as soon as Friday.
But afterwards, we wanted supper and she suggested Five Guys. Neither of us had ever been there before, so that's where we went. I've heard people rave about it, especially about the fries, how great they are and how much they give you.
After eating there, I can say I was completely underwhelmed. The burgers were...fine. The fries, okay. But neither of them were anything special. And the cost for both our meals totaled over $21. Wha??? I can go to Waynesburger, get a better burger, less fries, and a soda for like $8. I can get all that for two for $16. The price for what we got wasn't worth it.
Mom loved it and said she'd definitely come back. I said, Meh. I'd probably eat there again if I was with someone who wanted to, but I wouldn't suggest it myself, or choose to go there on my own.
Frankly, it was quite a disappointment.
POLT
But afterwards, we wanted supper and she suggested Five Guys. Neither of us had ever been there before, so that's where we went. I've heard people rave about it, especially about the fries, how great they are and how much they give you.
After eating there, I can say I was completely underwhelmed. The burgers were...fine. The fries, okay. But neither of them were anything special. And the cost for both our meals totaled over $21. Wha??? I can go to Waynesburger, get a better burger, less fries, and a soda for like $8. I can get all that for two for $16. The price for what we got wasn't worth it.
Mom loved it and said she'd definitely come back. I said, Meh. I'd probably eat there again if I was with someone who wanted to, but I wouldn't suggest it myself, or choose to go there on my own.
Frankly, it was quite a disappointment.
POLT
Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 209)...
WifeBeater Wednesdays
No theme this week, just randomness.
POLT
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
I love you so Sweet hitchhiker, I dig your clothes...
Ya know, if I were to drive by this guy on my way home from work, I can assure you he would NOT be standing there waiting for long!
I'd give this hottie a ride wherever he wanted to go.
POLT
I'd give this hottie a ride wherever he wanted to go.
POLT
The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 96)...
Tooshie Tuesdays
No theme this week, just randomness.
POLT
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