So most of you probably know, even if you don't care, that the Super Bowl will be played next Sunday.  Each year, I like to take a critical, deeply insightful look at both teams and try to figure out who's going to win.  And here is this year's take on it.
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2011 Final Records

At the end of the regular season this was each teams final win/loss record:

New England Patriots: 13-3
New York Giants: 9-7

Winner: New England Patriots
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Head-To-Head

The teams played each other during the regular season, and the result was New York Giants 24-New England Patriots - 20.

Winner: New York Giants
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The Cities the teams are from:

The Giants are from New York, the greatest city in the entire world. 

The Patriots are from New England...but play in a town called Foxboro...a town so insignificant, the only photo of the town i could find was of Gillette Stadium, where the Patriots play.

Winner: New York Giants
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Versus Dallas

My favorite team is, of course, The Dallas Cowboys.  Dallas played both these teams this year, and these were the results:

New England Patriots-20, Dallas Cowboys-16
New York Giants- 37, Dallas Cowboys-34
New York Giants-31, Dallas Cowboys-14

So one team beats my Cowboys once, and the other beats them twice, the first team comes out the winner in my book.

Winner: New England Patriots
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Previous Super Bowl Appearances:

New England Patriots: 6
New York Giants: 4

Winner: New England Patriots
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Previous Super Bowl wins:

New England Patriots: 3
New York Giants: 3

Winner: Tie.
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Winning Percentage In Super Bowls:

New England Patriots: 50%
New York Giants: 75%

Winner: New York Giants
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Previous Super Bowl Head-To-Head:

New York Giants-17, New England Patriots-14

Winner: New York Giants
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Coaches:

New England Patriots, Bill Belichik.  The man who shows no emotions, whether he wins or loses, and he ususally wins.   Despite the fact he was caught cheating a few years back, he's without a doubt one of the best head coaches in professional football.  He reminds me of someone's unapproachable, constantly disapproving father.

New York Giants, Tom Coughlin.  He rants and rants up and down the field.  Every year, his job is mentioned as being in jeopardy.  And seemingly every year, despite a crappy early or middle part of the year, he gets the team motivated and on a winning streak at the end and into the playoffs.  he reminds me of someone's crotchety old griping grandfather.

Winner: ....who knows?  Tie.
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Quarterbacks, Faces

New England Patriots, Tom Brady. 

Sexy. Stubbley.  Hairthing.  Shaggable.

New York Giants, Eli Manning.

Doable, but rather m'eh.

Winner: New England Patriots
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Quaterbacks, Body
New England Patriots, Tom Brady.

Hmm, kinda disappointing.

New York Giants, Eli Manning

Kinda disappointing here too, but his nipples are better than Brady.

Winner: New York Giants.
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Other Marquee Player:
New York Giants: Victor Cruz

Cute face.  Great smile.  Impressive package and thighs.


New England Patriots: Do they have one?

Winner: New York Giants
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Team names:

Patriot: a person who loves, supports, and defends his or her country and its interests with devotion.
Giant:  a being with human form but superhuman size, strength, etc.

In stories, most Patriots are heroes and most Giants are villains.

Winner: New England Patriots
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At work, I'm in the Playoff Pool.  I paid $20 and picked a team name out of a hat, and got the Patriots.  Since they reached the Super Bowl, I won $70, and if they win, I'll get an additional $100.  If the Giants win, I get extra bub-kiss.

Winner: New England Patiots
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Final Count:

New England Patriots: 6
New York Giants: 5
Ties; 2

So the winner of this year's Super Bowl will be The New England Patriots.

POLT