Awesome quote!

“Well, there’s no question about it now. Rick Santorum — and have I mentioned recently what a colossal dick he is? — loves Jesus, and Jesus loves him, and so do all the people who love Jesus, and whom Jesus loves, down in the deep old South, where once they thought all Catholics had cloven hooves, horns on their heads, and Notre Dame sweaters covering their black and evil Papist hearts. Eight out of every 10 Mississippians who voted in that state’s primary on Tuesday were white evangelical, or born-again, Christians. That’s a remarkable figure and it proves conclusively that, for all the cheesy grits he had to eat for the last two weeks, and all the cheesy-grit-eating grins he had to force for the cameras, Willard Romney’s only hope in Alabama and Mississippi was to have had the Rapture hit in mid-afternoon, thereby transporting all those Santorum voters off to glory.”

And accurate too!

This is from Charles Pierce over at Esquire, by way of Scott over at Bill In Exile.

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