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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
- Dungeons & Dragons, Honor Among Thieves (Paramount+): Jan 21 (B)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
Jan 12 - 18
Dec 27 - Jan 9
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 483)...
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