Wednesday, January 02, 2019

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time....

So as I post every year, my friend VUBOQ has this theory that one's virginity resets each new year at 12:01 am on January 1st.  And today, my 2019 virginity was taken.

I've been talking to this guy online since before Thanksgiving.  Finally today, he stopped by for a visit.  And now, my 2019 virginity is no more!

Here are the yearly results:

2019: January 2 (2 days)
2018: January 4 (4 days)
2017: January 2 (2 days)
2016: January 1 (1 day)
2015: January 2 (2 days)
2014: January 15 (15 days)
2013: January 2 (2 days)
2012: January 1 (1 day)
2011: January 4 (4 days)
2010: January 26 (26 days)
2009: January 9 (9 days)
2008: February 4 (35 days)
2007: January 3 (3 days)
2006: January 3 (3 days)
2005: March 14 (73 days)
2004: February 9 (40 days)
2003: January 27 (27 days)
2002: January 13 (13 days)
2001: January 4 (4 days)
2000: January 15 (15 days)
1999: January 1 (1 day)
1998: January 3 (3 days)

As you can see, 2005 was a very bad year.....

The overall average length of my new year's virginity is 12.95 days (13.48 in 2018).  Average of the last ten years was 5.9 days (6.6 days in 2018). 

POLT

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