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THE PURPLE EYE OF POLT SEES ALL!!! Rantings, ravings, and writings from a gay liberal Democrat in one of the reddest parts of a blue state - come on in, sit down, prop yer feet up! Check the archives, vote in the blog poll, post yourself on my map, make yourself comfy - and stay a spell!
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
- Dungeons & Dragons, Honor Among Thieves (Paramount+): Jan 21 (B)
- Mel Brooks, The 99 Year Old Man (HBOMax): Jan 24 (A)
- Ken Burns, The American Buffalo (PBS): Jan 26 (A)
- Billy Joel, And So It Goes (HBOMax): Jan 28-29 (A)
- Wonder Man, Season 1 (Disney+): Feb 1 (B)
- Interstellar (Paramount+): Feb 2 (C-)
- Elizabeth Montgomery: A Bewitched Life (Roku Channel): Feb 16 (C)
- Fallout, Season 2 (Prime): Feb 16-17 (B+)
- Murder In Glitterball City (HBOMax): Feb 21 (B)
- Allen vs Farro (HBOMax): Feb 22-23 (B)
- A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms (HBOMax): Feb 23 (A)
- The Crown, Season 1 (N): Feb 23 - 25 (B+)
- The Crown, Season 2 (N): Feb 26-28 (B)
- The Crown, Season 3 (N): Feb 28 - Mar 1 (B)
- The Crown, Season 4 (N): Mar 1 - 2 (B)
- The Crown, Season 5 (N): Mar 3 - 5 (B)
- The Crown, Season 6 (N): Mar 6 - 8 (B)
- Implosion: Titanic Sub Disaster (Disney+): Mar 8 (B)
- Evil Under The Sun (Pluto): Mar 9 (B-)
- Have You Seen Andy? (HBOMax): Mar 10 (B)
- Zootopia2 (Disney+): Mar 11 (B+)
- Star Trek, Starfleet Academy (Paramount): Mar 14 - 16 (B)
- The Dinosaurs miniseries (N): Mar 16 (B)
- Fukushima: A Nuclear Nightmare (HBOMax): Mar 17 (B)
- Capturing The Friedmans (HBOMax): Mar 17 (B)
- Watergate: Blueprint For A Scandal (HBOMax): Mar 18 (A)
- MIracle, The Boys Of '80(N): Mar 21 (A)
- Agatha Christie's Seven Dials (N): Mar 22 (A-)
- Spider-Man, Across The Spiderverse (Disney+): Mar 23 (A-)
- Tricky Dick (HBOMax): Mar 24 (B+)
- AM. Masters: Bella! This Woman's Place Is In The House (PBS): Mar 26 (B+)
- Royal Autopsies, Seasons 1 & 2 (tubi): Mar 27 (B+)
- Homicide New York, Season 3 (N): Mar 28-29 (A)
- Wicked (Prime): Mar 29 (C)
- Wicked For Good (Peacock): Mar 29 (C+)
- Monarchy, Season 1 (tubi): Apr 3 - 4 (B)
- Monarchy, Season 2 (tubi): Apr 4 - 5 (B)
- Lion In Winter (tubi): Apr 5 (B)
- Attack On London Hunting 7/7 Bombers (N): Apr 7 (A)
- The Puzzle Lady, Season 1(PBS): Apr 8 (B+)
- Frozen (Disney+): Apr 12 (C+)
- The Last Twins (PBS): Apr 13 (A)
- Renaissance The Blood And Beauty (PBS): Apr 13 - 14 (B)
- Death On The Nile (1978) (tubi): Apr 19 (B)
- The Magnificent Three (Pluto): Apr 20 (A-)
- Spider-Man, No Way Home (Disney+): Apr 21 (A+)
- Untold: Jail Blazers (N): Apr 22 (B)
- Secrets Of Great British Castles (PBS): Apr 23-24 (B)
- Lucy Worley Investigates, The American Revoluition (PBS): Apr 24 (B+)
- Thomas Jefferson (Prime): Apr 26 (B+)
- Blitz Spirit with Lucy Worsley (Prime): Apr 26 (B)
- Cult Massacre One Day In Jonestown (Hulu): Apr 27 (B)
- Doctor Strange & The Multiverse Of Madness (Disney+): Apr 30 (B)
- Invincible Season 4 (Prime): May 2-3 (B+)
- Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate (Peacock): May 4 (C)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
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- You're frozen, when your heart's not open (Part 31...
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- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (part 2115)...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 371)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 453)...
- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 493)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1400)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You're wantin' my body, I don;t mind (Part 829)...
- Well....it's the Cincinnati Bengals vs The Los Ang...
- Appreciate, then you can...ring my bell (Part 8)...
- Your frozen, when your heart's not open (Part 30)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2114)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 1551)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1399)...
- You'll think it strange, when I try to explain (Pa...
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 521)...
- You abandoned me, love don't live here anymore (Pa...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-doope...
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- You're frozen, if your heart's not open (Part 29)...
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 1550)....
- Get up and move it, to the music (Part 505)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 452)...
- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 492)...
- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 774)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- MY baby's got a secret (Part 760)....
- You're frozen, when your heart's not open (Part 28...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 1549)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2112)...
- Someone get me a room at the Casa de Loco (Part 28...
- Put your love to the test (Part 451)...
- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 773)...
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 341...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You're frozen, when your heart's not open (Part 27...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2111)...
- I took the road, less traveled by (Part 1548)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 491)...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 370)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 450)...
- You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm danci...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 38...
- You're frozen, when your heart's not open (Part 26...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2110)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 1547)...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 369)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 449).....
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1398)....
- Get up and move it, to the music (Part 504)....
- You abandoned me, love don't live here anymore (Pa...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part ...
- Your frozen, when your heart's not open (Part 25)....
- The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Par...
- You're frozen, when your heart's not open (Part 24...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 1546)....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2109)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 772)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 448)....
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1397)....
- I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 828)...
- You're frozen, when you're heart's not open (Part ...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 1545)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2108)...
- I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high ...
- It's so cool to be uncool (Part 490)...
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 572...
- Put your love to the test (Part 447)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-doope...
- Appreciate, then you can....ring my bell (Part 7)....
- I would not sell my collection, for if I did, I wo...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2107)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 1544)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Put your love to the test (Part 446)...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 368)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1396)...
- It's so cool to be uncool (Part 489)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- My baby's got a secret (Part 759)....
- Your frozen, when your heart's not open (Part 21)....
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1395)...
- Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 687)....
- You're frozen, when your heart's not open (Part 20...
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