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THE PURPLE EYE OF POLT SEES ALL!!! Rantings, ravings, and writings from a gay liberal Democrat in one of the reddest parts of a blue state - come on in, sit down, prop yer feet up! Check the archives, vote in the blog poll, post yourself on my map, make yourself comfy - and stay a spell!
About Me
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Another Christmas Eve screaming through a fence. - Louise, Bob's Burgers
I Am Currently Reading....
Jan 9 -
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
Jan 12 - 18
Dec 27 - Jan 9
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- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 929).....
- Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 60)...
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- i took the road less traveled by (Part 3784)....
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- The truth is I never left you (Part 1909)....
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 3783)....
- Put your love to the test (Part 1511)......
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1037)....
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- That night in Toronto, with it's checkerboard floo...
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- My birthday song, my happy world (Part 80)....
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