Tuesday, February 13, 2024

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 716)...

 Tooshie Tuesdays

Since tomorrow is VD, today we have Tooshie And Red Stuff!

Wrestling Singlet

Lips

Undies 

Towel 

Socks

Speedo 

Sweatpants 

Shirt 
(and a non-red bulge and envious look)

Jacket

Cap and Striped Jockstrap

POLT

Monday, February 12, 2024

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3641)...

 Check This Out!


You know who else has won three Super Bowls in four years? 

Pittsburgh Stellers in the 70s.
Dallas Cowboys in the 90s.
New England Patriots in the 00s
New England Patriots in the 10s

And now the Kansas City Chiefs in the 20s.

That's  pretty impressive company. 

And as for my boy Mahomes, what type of quarterback company is he is?  
Terry Bradshaw, Troy Aikman and Tom Brady. 

Again, pretty damn impressive company. 

What do I love about the Chiefs' win?  Four things especially. 

1. The Niner did NOT win. So now, all of their obnoxious fan who for years said to me "Ha ha, we've won all four of our Super Bowls and you Cowboys fans have had your teams lose three!  HAHAHA"

And now, I can say, "Your Niners have won 5 and lost 3..which is exactly Dallas' record in Super Bowls.  So you're just as good now as that which you made fun of before.  Karma's a bitch, eh?"

2.  The Chiefs DID win.  After Dallas, the Chiefs are my second favorite team.  So if I couldn't have been my Cowboys, I'm glad my Chiefs won. 

3. All the Maga-idiots who's heads are melting down over this!  



Taylor Swift, NFL fixing, Deep State, anti-vaxxers, Travis  Kelce, an all Black halftime show, a quarterback of color doing the Disney commercial after winning, etc, etc, etc.  Just everything they detest/fear all in one three hour sporting event!

4. And lastly, the NFL whiners can just continue crying.  I have a friend online who's a Buffalo Bills fan and from him (but not only him), every time the Chiefs win, that the refs fixed it for them.     It's just apparently not possible that a team as successful as the Chiefs could possibly win on their own.    I loved scrolling through stuff last night hearing how the NFL scripted it from the beginning of the season, etc, etc. 

Now they can just cry harder. 

But nonetheless, despite all four of these things, what really matters is the Kansas City Chiefs are the Super Bowl champions for another year!

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 933)...

 MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

There's only one good thing to come out of VD, and that's a heart shaped box of chocolates!






And the protentional for hot, sweaty, bedtimesexxyfun with hot sexy naked guys holding heart shaped boxes of chocolates. 

Okay...so there's TWO good things to come out of VD.

POLT

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3640)....

 Check This Out!

Poor, narrow minded lil Right Wing Maga snowflakes...whatever shall they do today? 


POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 2181)....

 MAPS!

Today's map shows where support lies for the teams in this years Super Bowl.  The bluer the greater the Niners support, the oranger the Chiefs support.


The map in the left shows the support as above, but back in the first meeting between these two teams 5 years ago.  The map on the right shows the support in this year's Super Bowl.


POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2718)....

 Superhero Anydays

So I found this today, it's modifying the NFL insignia with superheroes!



Don't know them all, but I THINK this is what they are: 

Left to right, top to bottom:

New England Captain America Patriots
Miami Aquaman Dolphins
Buffalo Venom Bills
New York Green Lantern Corps Jets
Pittsburgh Iron Man Steelers
Baltimore Ravens (no idea who or what else they've used here)
Cincinnati Wolverine (possibly not sure) Bengals
Cleveland Power Man/Luke Cake Browns
Tennessee Human Torch/Fantastic Four Titans
Indianapolis Prof X in the Cerebro helmet Colts 
Jacksonville Rocket Raccoon Jaguars
Houston Spider-Man (I think) Texans
Denver Deathstroke Broncos
Los Angeles Quicksilver Chargers
Las Vegas Punisher Raiders
Kansas City The Flash Chiefs
Dallas SHIELD (maybe) Cowboys
Washington Incredible Hulk Commanders
Philadelphia Hawkman Eagles
New York Superman Giants
Minnesota Thor Vikings
Detroit The Beast Lions
Green Bay Green Arrow Packers
Chicago The Thing Bears
Carolina Black Panther Panthers
New Orleans Batman Saints
Atlanta The Falcon Falcons
Tampa Bay Ghost Rider Buccaneers
San Francisco Daredevil (I guess) 49ers
Los Angeles Loki Rams
Seattle Seahawks (no idea who or what they added)
Phoenix Deadpool Cardinals

All in all, even though I didn't get them all figured out, pretty damn impressive!
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And today also have a Batman/Captain America/Buffalo Bills cosplayer...probably pre-gaming it in the Parking Lot outside the Bills' stadium!


POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 547)...

MOTIVATION


POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 826)...

 Fetching Faces

Today, on this Super Bowl Sunday, we have a goateed, Fetching Faces in a Dallas Cowboys tuque. 


POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1754)....

 TRUTH After The Time of tRump
(two times impeached, 
two four times indicted on 91 charges (so far)
two time loser of the popular vote)


Of course tRump is too self-obsessed, obtuse and unobservant to even notice something like this.  

I truly hope someone pointed it out to him. 

POLT

I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 609)....

 Pride Prisms    

Today, on his Super Bowl Sunday, we have, behind a cute, somewhat scruffy twink in a LA Rams shirt, a rainbow stiped wall.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3639)....

 Check This Out!


Well...that's certainly one way to look at the Super Bowl. 

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 784)...

 UNCONSCOUS MUTTERINGS

Here are 10 Random Words.  And since today is the Super Bowl, they're all football related! I'm listing the first word or words that come to mind when I hear them.

1. Huddle :: Grouping
2. Blitz :: Fast
3. Sack :: Bag
4. Scramble :: Eggs
5. Safety :: Dance 
6. Pocket :: Jeans
7. Hail Mary :: Full of grace
8. Audible :: Heard
9. Shotgun :: Wedding
10. Wildcat :: Ted Grant 

All props to LunaNina who ran all this from her blog for years. 

POLT

I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 757)....

 Superman Sundays

Today, since it's the Super Bowl, we have some Superman Super Bowl Covers!

From the Golden Age of Comics, we have January 1949's Action Comics #128!


From the Silver Age of Comics, we have Superboy in Adventure Comics #207 from December 1954. 


And from the Bronze Age of Comics and Superman #264 from June 1973


POLT

Saturday, February 10, 2024

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3638).....

 Check This Out!


POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 2180)....

 MAPS!

Languages in Romania.



POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2717).....

 Superhero Anydays

Today, by Ron Frenz, we have Earth-2's JSA member and father of the fourth and fifth people to carry the name of Starman. 

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And today we have a cute guy in a Spider-Man top. 


POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1002).....

 Where To Put it?

I'm assuming these two are at some Gay Pride festival.  If they're not, I really wanna be at whatever July 4th Parade they're participating in.   Anyway, where should they go?  Fetching Faces?  Luscious Licks?  Shirtless Mondays? Tooshie Tuesdays?  Maybe even Real Men Wear Pink (the stripes on the bikini)?  Definitely Check This Out!


POLT

Someone book me a room at the Casa de Loco (Part 55)....

 Reasons To Call In Sick And Just Stay In Bed!

What a cute lil stubbly cuddlebug. 


He looks a lil like Johnnie.  I mean, I've never Johnnie naked in bed or anything, but this guy does kinda look like him. 

POLT

Now we're living separate lives (Part 21)....

 Separated At Birth? 

So, we have Curly of the Three Stooges and Putin Propagandist Tucker Carlson with the exact same confused stupid look on their faces.  You think they were Separated At Birth?


sPOLT

Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 630)....

 Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, Real Men, like this hottie, put on a weirdly designed leather jacket and nothing else, stand in front of a pink wall and gave seductively over their shoulder. 


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3637)....

 Check This Out!


Ummmm, I don't think this means what they think it means...

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 875)....

 Secret Saturdays

These come each week from www.postsecret.com 

This week, since tomorrow is the Super Bowl, we have some Sports Secrets!





POLT

Friday, February 09, 2024

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 796)...

 Frenching Friday

The Super Bowl is on the way, so this week we have Kisses And NFL Players!


The Kelce Brothers who played in last year's Super Bowl.  Travis (who's playing in this year's Super Bowl) aka Taylor Swift's newest squeeze and Jason Kelce, who isn't (thank God, cause that would mean the Eagles were back there). 

POLT

Thursday, February 08, 2024

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2716)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today, by Mike Belcher, we have a founding member of Earth-2's Infinity Inc: Atomsmasher!

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And today we have a cosplay of a minor and little cosplayed Marvel hero: Jack O'Hearts.


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3636)......

 Check This Out!


POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 2179)....

 MAPS!

Today we have the  floorplan for the Sleeping Goat Inn and Tavern.


Apparently, if you need to kidnap someone, the Sleeping Goat is the place to do it, cause they have a "cell" in which to keep the kidnapee).

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1001)...

 Where To Put It?

So this up and ready guy belongs where?  Superhero Anydays?  Wifebeater Wednesdays?  Tooshie Tuesdays?  Check This Out!?


POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1753)....

 TRUTH After The Time Of tRump 
(two times impeached, 
two four times indicted on 91 charges (so far)
two time loser of the popular vote)


POLT

Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 257)...

 Hookup Humor 





POLT

I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 426)....

 SUDS


POLT