Has anybody seen, a dog dyed dark green...

Looking back over my first week's worth of posting, I realized I didn't much like that photo of Angel I posted. So I took some more. And that's all this post will be about, a few photos of Angel

hmmm, okay, well it seems I'm having some issues getting those photos uplaoded right now. Okay, well, i guess I'll look into that and get them up here later when I can. now though, it's time for bed, for tomorrow I must go to work...blech.

POLT

Men are like diamonds - they're never too big or too hard. - Charles Pierce

Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry...

Over lunch today, i went to Wal-Mart for a sub and chips (and may I say how surprised i was at how good the Wal-Mart subs are! I mean, they ARE from Wal-mart after all, so I didnt' expect much, but they ARE rather good), and I needed to get something to put deviled eggs in. I got a recipe from a co-worker for deviled eggs, and it sounds so simple even I could do it, but i need something to store the eggs in once they're made. So i get over there (and let me add here, i was surpised again and all the cuties that were over there. I mean, its' Wal-Mart for God's sake, and it's like 1130 in the morning, on a Thursday. Whoda thunk there would be such hot looking guys there. Some employees, some not. But I know what I can do on boring Monday near noon.), and I finally find the aisle with this stuff in. They have an egg carrier, just what I need, right? My day is now complete, right? But then i gotta wonder...why does the carrier only have 20 slots. If I hard boil a dozen eggs, that would leave 24 deviled eggs....am I not supposed to hard boil them all? I guess this is kinda like hot dogs coming in packs of 10, but hot dog buns coming in packs of 8. its' jsut WRONG!

Well, wrong or not, I bought them. And I guess I'll try to make the deviled eggs soon...hopefully before the eggs go bad. They wouldn't be the only thing off in my fridge...I've got stuff shoved in the back there I'm afraid to look at. Wouldn't want to throw it out, might have a civiliation of evolved bacteria living there...they could have developed nuclear fission by now...

But really....20 slots....what am i supposed to to? Only but 10 eggs? Or by two carriers? No that would be forty eggs, and they only come in dozens. SO i'd have to get....oh geez, here i go trying to use math..I'd have to get six carriers for 120 slots and 5 dozen eggs, which would give me 120 eggs. Yeah...pffft, like I'm gonna do that! I'd not cut up the remaining two eggs and eat them whole. But Christ, why do they DO that???
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So, as I mentioned, I bought the scanner yesterday...that was the easy part. Now comes the hard part of hooking it up. Not that it'll be hard...but it's just an issue of when i'm gonna get around to doing it. I could start taking bets, which will get done first: the deviled eggs, or the scanner hooked up? Send your guesses to me, and the winner gets half of whatever the total is bet. The other half goes to the house...me!
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Took another quiz today...what kind of kisser am i. And it turns out, I'm THIS kind of kisser:

You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss that never lessens and always blows your partner away like the first time.

SOOOOOOOO...anyone wanna stop by for one? I won't charge for the experience or anything. And if you're a good kisser too, I might just blow you away a second time.

Don't have the website I took it at...I'll try to find it and maybe post it later.

POLT

It's not about what you do, or who you know, but who you do.

Going to the chapel and we're, gonna get married...

Well, in the span of one week, the countries of the world who allow gay marriage have doubled! Previously, only Belgium and the Netherlands did so. Earlier this week, Canada's House of Commons voted to do so, thier Senate is expected to do so soon, and it'll become law by the end of July. But just yesteday, Spain's Conress Of Deputies changed legislation allowing gay marriage! Whoo-hoo. go here for the whoel story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8413036/

Wouldn't it be great if we could double that amount next week, and double the amount the week after and so on and so on. I believe the trend is irreversable. Oh the old, hard line far right religious radicals here will do their best to deny American gays and lesbians all the rights that thier straight fellow citizens have, but as they age, and thier grip on power becomes little more than hanging on by thier fingernails, it will change. As those types die off, they'll be replaced by younger people, people who grew up in the 80's 90's and 00's where gays and lesbians were not hiding in thier closets anymore, but out on TV, in the movies, and in thier own general lives. The youth of today do not find gays and lesbians freaks as their parents do. They just accept that gays and lesbians are here, so why shouldn't they have the same rights as straights?

I have little hope that anything will change here soon. I mean America is the only one among the "civilized" nations, the Industrial West, that routinely kills its own citizens by capitol punishment, has rampant and nearly unrestricted ownership of firearms, and doesnt use the Metric system. Whether these things are right or wrong isn't my point, my point is, we're at odds with the world community on many other issues, so i see no reason why we'd suddenly change and join them on this issue. but maybe we will with more enlightened, progressive leadership we hopefully will get sometime in the future.

As the Spanish Prime Minister Zapatero said, “We were not the first, but I am sure we will not be the last. After us will come many other countries, driven, ladies and gentlemen, by two unstoppable forces: freedom and equality”. Kudos to the Spanish.

POLT

Leather pants, like Speedos, are a privilege, not a right. - GQ Magazine

A life that's so sublime, palace of brine...

Ya know, I was thinking...Polt's Palace...how pretentious. But that's not what i had intended on calling it. I tried Polt's Place first. I mean, that's sounds better, Polt's Place...a place to hang out read stuff, just random posting, ya know, nothing real formal or demanding. But much to my surprise, someone already had that name! That means there's another Polt out there somewhere....how frightening is that??? But with place taken, i was looking at the screen thinking of what I should name this, and as I looked at Place, well another A just appeared there and seemed to work. Personally, I think it was a sign from God. Others have suggested fate, or too much alcohol, or a hallucination due to over medicating, or just my eyes going out of focus due to staring at the screen for too long. But me, no, I'm going with the sign from God thingee.

But Palace...well it sounds so much more....palacial. Kind of like formality, and proper decorum should always be rigidly observed. Pfffft, yeah right. And it's because of that, that I thought of changing the name...but ah, hell no. Palace is just FABulous! IF this is MY palace, then I'm the king (or queen, as the case may be) of it..and by God, I deserve a palace!

So, welcome...to Polt's Palace!
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My friend Amie, God bless her pea-pickin heart, made me a gift earlier this year. She made it for me to wear to Capitol Pride in DC...but she lost track of when Pride was. So I didn't actually get it until AFTER Pride, but it's so damn spiffy, I took a photo of it, and here it is:

Isn't that just the coolest, gayest necklace you've ever seen! And she made it just for me! She's crafty like that, always making things. She's made me stuff before: soap, a rainbow plate for Christmas one year, cards, just all kinds of stuff. I have niether the imagination nor the skill to do stuff like that, but then I have a blog and she doesn't so NYAH!

Oh cool news today, I went over lunch (causing me to take a 90 minute lunch, instead of the 30 minute allotted..yet ANOTHER use of taxpayer dollars) to Office Max and got myself a scanner. Do I NEED a scanner? Oh hell no. Do I WANT a scanner. Oh yeah. And why you ask? Well, I have tons of pictures from my 11 trips to Toronto and about 8 trips to Capitol Pride over 10 years that I'd to get into my computer. And perhaps some of them up here. So that's why I went and wasted the money on it. Oh well, PB&J's are good for lunch for about a week or so I guess. WEll this is my third post today...no need to overwhelm everyone.

POLT

It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's just how good you looked. - David Lee Roth

You can talk to me....

hey, I've gotten a few comments! WHoo-Hooo! This is how sad my life is, that I'm excited about receiving a few comments. Anyway, this is the first comment I got:

Reformed Jew...probably why we get along so well....

This is from my buddy George! He gets the prize for commenting first.......which is, um...guess I shoulda had a prize before I mentioned it...um...OH, i know, the prize is my eternal gratification, for commenting first. Yeah...anyway, that probably IS why we get along so well, my brother in yamakas...or, um Hannakkaah...um, dreidles...hm....geez, yiddish words dont spell right..um, how about brothers in bagels and lox?

so next, we have this:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/06/27/bush.poll/index.htmlsantorum isn't getting a presidential nod. if the people are angry at bush, they're not going to lean farther to the right. the republicans have complete control right now, so they also have complete responsibility. we dems will get seats back in 06 and we'll sweep in 08.

This is from Johnnie. Ah, the "wisdom" of youth. when 08 rolls around, the Republican party will be still firmly in the grasp of the far right religious radicals, and to get the Republican nomincation, the candidate is gonna have ot be anti-abortion, anti-gay rights, anti-seperation of church and state, anti-public education, anti-a whole bunch of things. Things that Santorum is all about...and that he's practically salivating to get the chance to cow-tow to those groups. I really want him to lose in 06, not only so that he's out of the Senate, but that douses his presidential hopes somewhat. He just scares me honestly. what scares me more, though, is the stupidity and gulliblity of the American public. I mean, they voted Bush in TWICE, for Christ's sake and have given us a Republican COngress for, what, ten years now? Well a wise man once said, "People get the government they deserve." And since we're a bunch of uninformed, redneck, selfish, holier-than-thou types right now, we have a government that reflects that.

and finally, from Johnnie again, we have:

Montana still holds the record at a 7 poop walk. that's not a day, that's a walk. also, i can't believe you posted a story about defrosting your a/c. you need to come out to philly and visit if that's the highlight of your day. good lord, i feel like my life must be even more dull since i'm READING about fixing an a/c.

well, Montana is a bigger dog than Angel. he probably poops out more in a day than what Angel weighs. And if the a/c story bores you, well, as Obi-Wan said, "Who'd the bigger fool, the fool or the one who reads about his foolish exploits with a/c units?"...or something to that effect. I guess my life isn't like yours, one wacky, goofy, crazy adventure after another. (course, i don't call people up, drunken, at 1130 at night and try to convince them to go out to this party with me, even though they live 4 hours away, either.)

Oh, and jsut so everyone knows, by commenting on here, you give me the right to reprint what you say and mock you mercilessly about it, verbally pummeling you about the head and shoulders, as it were. But don't let that stop you from commenting. I enjoy you comments.

POLT

If AIDS and gay bashing and crackpot Christians and fucking Republicans can't destroy gays, then nothing will! - Debbie, Queer As Folk

Will you still love me tomorrow...

So I'm cruising around the Internet yet again at work, I'm checking out other people's blogs on blogger.com (which can be a fine time wasting proposition. They range from the minimalist,to the extensive, from the dull to the hilarious, from the boring to the interesting), and I came upon this list, and with only slight modifications, I've included it here. This could come in handy for those of us who are gay, single, or gay and single. Credit goes to Avatar and her blog, from where I got most of this.

Rules For A One Night Stand

• Shower: lift your sack, spread your cheeks. Wash and rinse thoroughly. Nobody wants to smell reminders of the last 24 hours while they're down there.
• Shave your face, clip your nails, and trim your pubes. If you're a shaver or waxer, do it. Stubble is damaging to the skin, especailly down there.
• Just because he's had his face in your lap doesn't give you leeway to fart under the covers.
• Keep your fingers, tongue and cock out of his ass unless he asks for it.
• Condoms go in the trash or toilet, not on the floor next to the bed, where roving pets can ingest them.
• Don't drink too much, as it hinders your performance. And he'll resent having to clean up chunks in his bathroom sink. And you'll be known forever to everyone as "Whiskey Dick".
• Don't poo at his place, ever. You don't want to break the mystique.
• No hickeys or bruises. Physical reminders are not always welcome.
• No spanking, unless he asks.
• Lick you fingers before insertion or rubbing.
• Don't get comfortable, you are not sleeping over.
• Don't pick your nose, ass or zits while he's watching.
• Under no circumstances should you ever blurt out the words "I love you".
• Don't ask him to make you a sandwich, or fetch you a glass of anything.
• Be gentle. Don't take your agressions out on his poor sphincter or throat.
• Compliment what he does. Positive reinforcement goes a long way.
• Don't yell or moan too loudly. He doesn't want to have to explain anything to his roommates, or look embarrassed in front of his neighbors.
• Don't forget to brush your teeth.
• Never try to make plans for the next time at the conclusion of this time. If there will be a next time, trust me, he'll let you know.
• Clip your toenails if they need it. Nothing is worse than getting your calves sliced open in the middle of an orgasm.
• Don't expect anything that you're not willing to do to him as well.
• If you're lucky enough to get a blowjob, under no circumstances are you to push on his head, which will result in a toothy experience with your little man.
• Don't ask about the people in his family pictures. You don't really care anyways, and you're not there for the small talk.
• Don't criticize him or start a fight while you are inside him. You're very vulnerable in that situation.
• No syrup unless you're making pancakes.
• No yodelling, under ANY circumstances.
• Do NOT wet his bed.
• No glove, no love.

Hehehehehehe...well they made ME laugh, anyway. :)

POLT

Dressed me up in women's clothes, messed around with gender roles, dyed my eyes and called me pretty. - James, Laid

Just call me angel of the morning...

Okay, update. I went over to let her out again, and to put the trash cans out. So while i did that, I let her run around in the yard...and dontcha know she pooped AGAIN! And when I went to scoop this up I discovered some other than I missed before! I suppose if i had cleaned up after her each time she went over the weekend, this wouldn't have been an issue...but geez, i hate delaing with my OWN shit, much less someone else's. Two more scoopers full. FIVE scoopers full of poop! If there was an Olympics of Poop, she'd win a gold metal.

Anywho, gotta move onto something else before people think I have a feces fetish (which i don't but geez, it's just SO much poop and so small a dog...)

So i was online today at work, (taxpayer dollars at work yet again) and i found this site. it's interesting...

http://www.myvirtualmodel.com/mvmhome/jsp/home.jsp

i had fun creating several, as I'm sure you can well imagine. My only question is, once they're made, how do I get them out of the computer and into flesh?

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Also I found a purity test. Don't know why I bothered, we ALL could guess the result I'm sure even before I took the test. but here is the result:

31% pure, which means:
20 - 39% Pure: You haven't every kinky thing in the world, but you aim to!

hehehe, oh, how true it is. The quiz itself, for anyone who wants to know, is here:

http://www.quizdiva.com/purityquiz/

Again, if you take it, let me know the results.

POLT

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to classes.

You are my angel, come from way above...

After work, I went to let the dog out, since my parents are still on vacation. (Mt. Rushmore...the side of a mountain with giant heads carved on it. I mean, I've seen pictures, and really, what else is there to see of it? But hey, they want to take a 10 day long bustrip out to see it, that's fine with me. Wouldn't want to do it myself...but then, I doubt they'd want to go on my vacations.) And you know what? She's nothing but a poop machine. Tomorrow is garbage day, so i made sure i scooped up all of her poop from the yard so it would be in the trash to go, and it took me THREE scoop fulls to get it all! Good Lord, the dog only weighs like 13 pounds, and I know she shit out at least double that! Oh hey, here's a photo of her:

Okay, so just ignore the sign...It's a long-ish story. The point is...that's what our little Angel looks like. Dumber than wallpaper paste, but we love her. :)

Anyhow, I don't know how she can poop so much when she doesn't each that much. Thank God she's a small dog, cause if she was like a bull mastiff or something, good God I'd need a shovel...or backhoe or something. Geez.

Moving on from dog shit to a shitty situation. I got home and it was hot in my apartment...even though the a/c was on. This was NOT a good thing. So I went to the a/c and it was only throwing out like warm air...not like it was supposed to! And on a day like today, with the heat and humidity what it is (do I need to mention again that I HATE heat!!!). I was more than slightly in a panic. My first thought was, it's broken! But that wasn't a helpful thought. So then I thought, Oh, maybe the filter is all clogged. This happened on another a/c unit i used to have. SO I tried to see if I could open the front of it and...no that wasn't gonna happen. Had to unscrew a screw to get it off..and that was too much work at that time. so then I had a third idea: maybe it just got like frozen up. This happened on another a/c unit, course that happened when it was cooler outside and i kept it running. Never understood that, actually, but whatever. Yeah, the fix for that was just to turn it off and leave it off and allow it do de-frost...like a fridge. So, since that was the path of least resistance, that's what I did. Turned her off and then went to sit directly in front of a fan.

After about, oh, 45 minutes or so, I went to eat in the dining room (where the a/c is) and i turned it back on, and it's working PERFECTLY! My apartment isn't a sauna anymore, but a little slice of the Arctic. Thank all the ice gods and goddesses from any and every mythology!

POLT

I think it takes real courage to stand up there and proclaim your love....off key. Emmett, Queer As Folk

If I could talk to the animals...

Oh, now I have heard it all! I logged onto my computer, and Yahoo came up, as it does, and I just scanned the news highlights they have on that page...and I damn near fell out of my chair. Check this out: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050627/ap_on_go_co/santorum_puppy_love

Oh my LORD, I couldn't believe it! Okay so Pennsylvania's Senate Santorum sponsered legislation to help get rid of puppy mills. Okay this is a good thing. But why do they have to like make him sound like he's not the Spawn of Satan, which he indeed is. I mean just because a guy likes puppies doesn't mean he's not a racist, homophobic, slave to the far right, religious radical, Christian conservative Republican. Which Santorum is. Let's not forget that he was in Florida, visiting Terri Schivo's parents and telling them he'd so everything he coudl for them. He's fromPA, not Flo. Gee, can anyone spell "playing to your religious base?" He's the one that equated gay marriage with sex with animals. he's the hypocrite who takes tax payer money, so his kids can be tutored via the Internet (and he forces his home district in PA to pay for it) while having his family live their day in and day out lives NOT in that district, but outside Leesburg VA. This guy is a danger, not because he's in the Senate (although he is a danger because of that) but because he has presidential aspirations and is fully courting the far right religious radical Christian conservative base that coudl help him through the primaries. This guys needs to lose next year, and and endorsement from an animal rights lobby is not a way to do that.

what could these people POSSIBLY be thinking???????

POLT

I know all about discipline, and you should see me take it like a man. - Justin, Queer As Folk

I fought the law, and the law won...

Well the Supreme Court concluded its session today with the results of the last of the cases. Two very important ones dealt with displays of the Ten Commandments. Read here, if interested: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8375948/

What they said, from I read about it, is that a display in Texas, accopanied by other documents and monuments and such, was okay, because it was a display of AMerican history. But in Kentucky, where they simply mounted the Ten Commandments on the walls of courtrooms, it was unConstitutional. And for me, that's the right answer. Just he Commandments themselves are surely an advancement of religion, I mean, how else can that be taken? Its telling Muslims, athiests, buddhists, maybe even Jews, that they wont be treated equally, beacuse they don't believe as the court does. And if we go to having religious courts, what seperates us from the Middle Eastern countries, where justice is meted out according to the Koran?

Anyway, i was satisfied with the decisions. Oh, Scalia whined about it in a dissent, but thankfully, he was in the minority...again. And that's what concerns me now: Reinquists emminent retirement. I'm certain Bushie will appoint someone that makes Scalia look like a member of the ACLU. Actually, that's not my biggest concern, cause Reinquist is pretty conservative himself. What concerns me more is if O'Conner retires, or if Stevens would retire or die (I mean the guy IS like 87 or so). O'Conner is a frequent swing vote, and Stevens part of the liberal bloc, so if they go, and Bushie appoints another far right, religiously radical conservative, well that will throw everything out of kilter and all the rights we've taken for granted over the last generation are suddenly up for grabs, held hostage by a new conservative majority on the Court. The thought of another Scalia or Thomas on the Court just makes me shudder in horror!

I need a drink now...the thought of that...oh, the humanity!

POLT

I do EVERYthing on the basis of sex. - Herb Tarlick, WKRP In Cincinnati

I'll Take Your Breath Away...

Okay, so I was trolling around the Internet, scoping out photos of guys (as I'm known to do), and I stumbled upon this one. OHMIGOD! I defy anyone, man, woman, gay, straight, blind even, to try to tell me this is not one of THE hottest young men they have ever seen. I mean, come on, the lips, the abs, the...the everything! Look, I promise this blog will NOT become a forum for a bunch of pictures of hot young men found on the Internet (although, would that really be a bad thing?), but when I found this one, well I just HAD to post it. I don't know the guy (to my eternal disappointment), nor do I know if anyone has this photo like copyrighted or whatever, but I HAD to post it. Oh did I mention I HAD to post it? Anyway, if you're male and/or straight and/or offended by this I apolgize. I'll try not to do this again...but I mean, come on LOOK at him! okay, okay..I'll stop now. POLT

He said somethin about the Pope, so I pissed on his Harley. I always get Catholic on heroin. - Cassidy, Preacher #6

I turned up the radio, but I can't hear it...

I didnt go back to sleep. And I did what go run my errands. But while the laundry was drying, I fell asleep from like 100 - 230. Sunday afternoon naps rule!

I was on my way back here and had the radio tuned to DC101 and they were replaying one of Ballard's 411, and I laughed out loud! They bear repeating:

- A boy scout in Utah was found in a cave atfer four days. He said he was hiding out until the whole Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes thing blew over.
- The House Of Representatives passed legislation that could make it illegal to burn the Amercian flag. Of course a few exceptions will be including, like for senior citizens Social Secuity private accounts who have nothing left to burn for heat.
- A baby girl was born this week in Detroit with a third leg. After surgery to remove it, the doctors said it was probably all that's left of an undeveloped twin. Congress immediately started working on legislation to keep the leg alive on life support indefinately.

BWAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH! Ballard's 411...always good for a laugh. While I was listening to this, I had the a/c going full blast...God I HATE heat. Summers like this suck!

On an entirely different note, yesterday at work, I have this cup of coffee, just one of those styrofoam things. I dont even really LIKE coffee, but i drink in the mornings sometimes to help me wake up. SO i got it sitting next to my desk calendar. As I reach for it, i kinda jostle it and it starts to lean away from me, so I grab for it so it wont fall over...and instead, yank it back towards me! And there it went, all over half of the desk calendar, a nice big spoltch in the middle of my shirt and onto the floor. What a mess. I even had an inmate in with me when it happened, he helped me clean it up a bit. He asked me if stuff like that pissed me off, and it did that I'd have to clean up the mess, but was laughing while we were doing it. Laughing at my stupidity. Glad I got that from my mom, and not my dad's way of handling things.

Polt

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain

Wake me up, before you go go....

Sunday morning...hotter than Satan's armpit outside...cooler inside, with the a/c and fans...and then.....ugh, the alarm goes off. Can I turn it off and ignore it, call in sick to work perhaps, throw the clock across the room, shattering it against the wall and pretned it was all a bad dream? No. Why? Cause I have responsiblities (God, I hate responsibilities). My parenst are gone for aobut 10 days, and i am responsible for the dog. And I have to make sure Angel get's outside to do her business in the morning, or she could mess her cage that she sleeps in. And then she'd get it all over herself, which is an even bigger mess. So, in a half squinting, not quite awake stupor, i take a piss, then throw on an old sleeveless shirt, some shorts, and sandals, plus a cap (with Toronto's Church Street printed on it) cause I am NOT taking time to shower or doing anything with me hair, and out the door i go. I'm three steps down before i realize i haven't put on my glasses yet. That's the kind of morning it's gonna be. With glasses on, i go outside, and it feels like i've stepped into a sauna...already...at 8:02 am. God, I HATE the heat! Nonetheless, Angel is glad to see me, or she's jsut glad to get out of that cage, who can tell? She does her business fine and then i trudge back here. I was going to go back to bed, but i'm already up now. I mean I could easily fall asleep again, but maybe I shouldn't. I mean, i have a Sunday paper to get, two actually: the Hagerstown Herald-Mail and The Washington Post, and some groceries to pick up, not to mention, more laundry! So i got on here, whined about the situation and now, i'm gonna get off here and shower and start the day. That's leaves the middle of the afternoon ripe for Sunday nap!

Polt

The folly of the righteous is not that they cannot accept opposing viewpoints, but that they cannot concieve of them. - Wotan, JLA Incarnations #1

Shout, shout, let it all out...

Today, at work, I was looking through some other blogs (because I am that busy..taxpayer dollars at work), and I noticed that quite a few of them gave "a shoutout to my peeps." I don't know WHAT a peep is, nor do I believe I have any of them. But it appeared that they were all saying hi to thier friends. Well, I have friends (yes that surprises me too), so i figured I can name them all too. Now, in these "shoutouts" they usually said somethign specific to each individual, but I dont know how many, if any of these, will actually read this. So I'll just list them all:

Duff, Chris, Ag, Amie, Donna, Maury, George, Christian, Nina, Charles, Mark, Garver, AJ, Freddie, Johnnie, Rich & Jaime, Jessica, David & Susan, Jim, Layn, Joe & Kelly, Colleen, Scott, Doug, Lee, Jerris. I have other friends, I just dont know that they'll ever see this. And this listing is in no particular order, it was pretty much just a stream of consciousness thing again.

Okay, this is the result I got on the evil test indicator. And I'm conflicted. I mean, Neutral, how boring, how blase, how whitebread, how....BLAH! But then on the upside, at least I'm not EVIL. I mean evil as in Dr. Mengele, not evil as in Dr. Evil. So that's a good thing, right?

Polt

Dolphins know the secret of life, they just aren't telling. - Agnes Louise Uvula

I'll stop the world and melt with you...

oh dear God, the heat is back! I hate heat! IhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateit! I mean i really HATE it! Anything over 80 degrees is just TOO hot for me! And with the humidity..ugh! I actually had to turn the a/c back on Friday..not so much for the heat, but just to get the humidity out of the air. Oh did i mention I hate heat?

So I found another test, this on the EVIL test, to see how evil you are. And much to my surprise, I just ended up being normal...kind of a let down after yesterdays' 2nd level of hell thingee. Anyway, this is the place, if you wanna check it out.

http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/

Sorry so short today, but i just go off of work, and laundry beckons. WIll write more, if i have time.

POLT
Cocksucking is what my boyfriend does, a blowjob is when my sister does it, fellatio is when my mother does it. - Alan Cummings

Testing, Testing, One Two Three....

Hey, found a few test sites online (yeah i KNOW there's more than a few, these are just the ones I found). Firstly, to find out which of the Greek Gods you are, go here:
http://quizilla.com/users/truly-dippy/quizzes and check on the Greek Gods one. I happen to be:

Hmm, sounds just like me doesnt it? And aint the chick in the pic kick ass? Hot, sexy, powerful, okay yeah, that all fits. But very intimidating and overly confident??? Nah, that CAN'T be right, can it? :)

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Okay, well next is Belief-o-matic! I love it, a great test. Okay, so I took it to see what religion I was most compatable with, and here are the results, with the religions listed and my compatability to each:

• 1. Reform Judaism (100%)
• 2. Liberal Quakers (87%)
• 3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
• 4. Unitarian Universalism (80%)
• 5. Neo-Pagan (72%)
• 6. Bahá'í Faith (71%)
• 7. Orthodox Judaism (69%)
• 8. Sikhism (64%)
• 9. New Age (64%)
• 10. Islam (63%)
• 11. Mahayana Buddhism (63%)
• 12. Theravada Buddhism (56%)
• 13. Secular Humanism (55%)
• 14. Orthodox Quaker (54%)
• 15. Jainism (53%)
• 16. New Thought (51%)
• 17. Scientology (47%)
• 18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (43%)
• 19. Hinduism (42%)
• 20. Taoism (39%)
• 21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%)
• 22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)
• 23. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
• 24. Seventh Day Adventist (35%)
• 25. Nontheist (28%)
• 26. Eastern Orthodox (27%)
• 27. Roman Catholic (27%)

Reform Jew 100%!!!! Geez, who knew I was one hundred percent comapatable with Judism?? Me, a Jew? And who'da thought I'd be more compatable with Neo-Pagan, Sikhism, Islam, Buddism, Mormons, and freakin Scientology than i would with Conservative Protestantism? But then, that's a somewhat comforting thought for me, so I guess I shouldn't complain about it.

Anyway, take the test yourself, and let me know the results. OY!

http://www.beliefnet.com

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And one more, I took the Dante's Inferno Test, to see which level of hell I will be condemned to, according to Dante. And here's how I stack up:

Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

I suppose anyone who knows me will not be surprised with the Extreme rating in Lustful, and Very High in Gluttonous. Butcha know, as hell goes, level 2 doesnt seem all THAT bad. And hey, I'm there with Cleopatra and Helen Of Troy, so I'd have two FABulous fag hags just waiting for my arrival. And it's good to know I'm not terribly Avarious, Wrathful, Gloomy, or Heretical. Course, the very high in Fradulent, Malaicious and Panderer (!!) is certain a cause for some concern.

If you wanna, take the test yourself and see where you'd end up. and make sure you tell me!

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

SO now that I know I'm a revengeful lusty Jew, I guess I can shuffle off to bed and pleasant dreams.

POLT

Beauty does fucked up things to gay people. It's like this all-powerful wonder drug that erases that feeling of difference. - April, The Snow Garden

What I like about you, you really know how to dance..

So, let's see, what to write. Oh I know, how about things i like. yeah, just to give some idea of my interests. Okay, well this is not in any kind of order, pretty much just a stream of consciousness thing...

• comic books (especially DC Comics);
• Star Trek (especially The Next Generation);
• Star Wars (especially Hayden Christenson with longish hair and no shirt);
• Dallas Cowboys (especially when they beat the Redskins);
• Democrats (especially those of the non-conservative persuasion);
• Queer As Folk (especially Emmett and Babylon's backroom);
• Queer Eye For The Straight Guy (Especially Thom, somewhat surprisingly);
• Kept and Strip Search (especially when the guys are in just speedos);
• Coldplay (especially Clocks);
• The West Wing (especially since that's the type of president this country needs!);
• Pepsi (especially fountain drinks...and no diet, caffeine free, vanilla, cherry, apricot, tomato, or Thanksgiving turkey flavors...just Pepsi);
• Jaguars (the cars not the animals);
• Toronto (oh lord, i don't have enough space to mention all the good things about Toronto);
• guys with longish hair (especially the cute ones);
• guys with definition (especially the cute ones);
• cute guys (especially the cute ones);
• porn (especially of the gay variety);
• Madeline Kahn (especially in Young Frankenstein and What's Up Doc?);
• Monthy Python (especially the dead parrot sketch);
• Fawlty Towers (especially the epsiode when he attacks his car with a shrubbery because it wont start);
• AbFab (especially Patsy...it's Patsy's world, we all just live in it);
• Latter Days (espeically the last scene when they see each other again);
• Harry Turtledove novels (especially the Great War and following sagas);
• Batman Returns (espeically Michelle Phieffer "I am Catwoman, hear me roar." inDEED.);
• X2: Xmen United (especially Shawn Ashmore [Bobby Drake, Iceman] met him, he's really cool!);
• Trivial Pursuit (especially when I'm NOT playing against Joe Mix!);
• Borders bookstores (especially since I'm not working there anymore);
• fresh strawberries (especially picked right from the source);
• Autumn (epsecially when the previous summer has been unGODly hot);
• Mama Shockey's homemade pies (especially right from the oven);
• a warm relaxing shower (especially when I'm not in it alone);
• fresh laundered sheets on my big kingsized bed (especially when I'm not in it alone);
• Capitol Pride celebrations in DC (especially when it's hot enough for all the cuties to take off thier shirts and walk around exposing thier hard torsos, but not so hot that i start to melt);
• Cuties that take thier shirts off at Capitol Pride (especially the cute ones with longish hair);
• a thick juicy steak (especially when i didn't have to cook it);
• Rent (espeically when seen from seats so close you get hit with the sweat of the actors);
• Madonna concerts (especially when seen from seats close enough to see the sweat on the dancers bodies);
• dancers at Madonna concerts (especially the cute ones with longish hair);
• college wrestlers (especially those with tight singlets and longish hair);
• college swimmers (especially those with tight speedos);
• young Asian men (especially if they're cute or shirtless or with longish hair or wearing a wrestling singlet or a college swimmer or all of the above);
• webcams (especially if they're not mine and someone else is showing thier shirtless, longish haired cuteness);
• dogs (especially when thier poodles and thier name is Angel);
• Tim Curry (especially in Rocky Horror and Clue);
• Rocky Horror Picture Show (especially the TIME WARP!)
• WKRP in Cincinnati (especially "As God as my witness, i thought turkey's could fly);
• traveling through Europe (especially England, Switzerland, and Paris);
• my iPod (especially when walking, doing the dishes or menial data entry at work);
• sweet guys in New York State (especially if they're named Freddie);
• sleeping in (especially when its NOT a workday);
• freshly fallen snow (especially on Christmas Eve or Day);
• LaBatt's Blue (especially when I'm drinking it in Toronto);
• corn on the cob, grown in Papa Shockey's garden (especially when its the tough and chewy kind);
• my cousins' kids (especially Zack, Kyle, Corey, Lexi, Tyreek and Cameron [like I could possibly choose a favorite among them])
• My So-Called Life (especially the Christmas episode, makes me cry everytime i see it);
• The Year Without A Santa Claus (especially Heat Mizer and Cold Mizer. It is THE campest, gayest Christmas special ever made!);
• Bewitched (the TV series, not the movie, especially Aunt Clara)
• Christopher Rice novels (especially Christopher Rice himself)
• Anne Rice novels (especially Cry To Heaven)
• gay ghettos (especially DuPont Circle and Church Street)
• Cadbury Caramel Easter Eggs (oooooooo....they are the next best thing to sex)

okay, well that's probably enough for now...or probably too much to be accurate. but whatever, its done. Now, maybe some time later i can list what i hate. this outta give people an idea about me though.

POLT

An angry drag queen is worse than a minotaur. - Buddy Cole, The Kids In The Hall

If I had a photograph of you...

Okay, so, I think I'm gonna try to put a picture up here. Of me. NOw I looked at the photos that I have taken, and I tried taking some new ones and this is the best I could do, so what does

THAT tell you? Either that I don't have many good photos, or I don't photograph well. At ANY rate, this is me, for any of you who may read this and don't know me (although if you don't know me, WHY are you reading this?) Oh, and that's Barker in the background.

Enough of this nonsense I guess. Now that I've mastered the art to putting photos here, I'll be able to do it in the future as well. WHoo-Hoo, yippee for me.

POLT

Let's Start At The Very Beginning...

Well...hmm...okay, so this is blogging, huh? I just set everything up, and now...i really have no idea what to say. Funny how that works, isn't it? Oh I'm certain that in the future (the NEAR future one hopes) I'll be espousing all sorts of witty, pithy, and humorous posting, but for now...I've no idea what to say or do. Guess this will just be an introductory posting.

Go easy on me. I hadn't even READ a blog previously until, like a month ago. And here I am, blogging away. Anyway, when I think of something to say I'll post again. And knowing how opinionated I am, I'm certain that won't take too long.

Okay, well that's it for posting #1. Sad, pathetic little posting that it is. Next time, it'll be better.