Will you still love me tomorrow...

So I'm cruising around the Internet yet again at work, I'm checking out other people's blogs on blogger.com (which can be a fine time wasting proposition. They range from the minimalist,to the extensive, from the dull to the hilarious, from the boring to the interesting), and I came upon this list, and with only slight modifications, I've included it here. This could come in handy for those of us who are gay, single, or gay and single. Credit goes to Avatar and her blog, from where I got most of this.

Rules For A One Night Stand

• Shower: lift your sack, spread your cheeks. Wash and rinse thoroughly. Nobody wants to smell reminders of the last 24 hours while they're down there.
• Shave your face, clip your nails, and trim your pubes. If you're a shaver or waxer, do it. Stubble is damaging to the skin, especailly down there.
• Just because he's had his face in your lap doesn't give you leeway to fart under the covers.
• Keep your fingers, tongue and cock out of his ass unless he asks for it.
• Condoms go in the trash or toilet, not on the floor next to the bed, where roving pets can ingest them.
• Don't drink too much, as it hinders your performance. And he'll resent having to clean up chunks in his bathroom sink. And you'll be known forever to everyone as "Whiskey Dick".
• Don't poo at his place, ever. You don't want to break the mystique.
• No hickeys or bruises. Physical reminders are not always welcome.
• No spanking, unless he asks.
• Lick you fingers before insertion or rubbing.
• Don't get comfortable, you are not sleeping over.
• Don't pick your nose, ass or zits while he's watching.
• Under no circumstances should you ever blurt out the words "I love you".
• Don't ask him to make you a sandwich, or fetch you a glass of anything.
• Be gentle. Don't take your agressions out on his poor sphincter or throat.
• Compliment what he does. Positive reinforcement goes a long way.
• Don't yell or moan too loudly. He doesn't want to have to explain anything to his roommates, or look embarrassed in front of his neighbors.
• Don't forget to brush your teeth.
• Never try to make plans for the next time at the conclusion of this time. If there will be a next time, trust me, he'll let you know.
• Clip your toenails if they need it. Nothing is worse than getting your calves sliced open in the middle of an orgasm.
• Don't expect anything that you're not willing to do to him as well.
• If you're lucky enough to get a blowjob, under no circumstances are you to push on his head, which will result in a toothy experience with your little man.
• Don't ask about the people in his family pictures. You don't really care anyways, and you're not there for the small talk.
• Don't criticize him or start a fight while you are inside him. You're very vulnerable in that situation.
• No syrup unless you're making pancakes.
• No yodelling, under ANY circumstances.
• Do NOT wet his bed.
• No glove, no love.

Hehehehehehe...well they made ME laugh, anyway. :)

POLT

Dressed me up in women's clothes, messed around with gender roles, dyed my eyes and called me pretty. - James, Laid