What I like about you, you really know how to dance..

So, let's see, what to write. Oh I know, how about things i like. yeah, just to give some idea of my interests. Okay, well this is not in any kind of order, pretty much just a stream of consciousness thing...

• comic books (especially DC Comics);
• Star Trek (especially The Next Generation);
• Star Wars (especially Hayden Christenson with longish hair and no shirt);
• Dallas Cowboys (especially when they beat the Redskins);
• Democrats (especially those of the non-conservative persuasion);
• Queer As Folk (especially Emmett and Babylon's backroom);
• Queer Eye For The Straight Guy (Especially Thom, somewhat surprisingly);
• Kept and Strip Search (especially when the guys are in just speedos);
• Coldplay (especially Clocks);
• The West Wing (especially since that's the type of president this country needs!);
• Pepsi (especially fountain drinks...and no diet, caffeine free, vanilla, cherry, apricot, tomato, or Thanksgiving turkey flavors...just Pepsi);
• Jaguars (the cars not the animals);
• Toronto (oh lord, i don't have enough space to mention all the good things about Toronto);
• guys with longish hair (especially the cute ones);
• guys with definition (especially the cute ones);
• cute guys (especially the cute ones);
• porn (especially of the gay variety);
• Madeline Kahn (especially in Young Frankenstein and What's Up Doc?);
• Monthy Python (especially the dead parrot sketch);
• Fawlty Towers (especially the epsiode when he attacks his car with a shrubbery because it wont start);
• AbFab (especially Patsy...it's Patsy's world, we all just live in it);
• Latter Days (espeically the last scene when they see each other again);
• Harry Turtledove novels (especially the Great War and following sagas);
• Batman Returns (espeically Michelle Phieffer "I am Catwoman, hear me roar." inDEED.);
• X2: Xmen United (especially Shawn Ashmore [Bobby Drake, Iceman] met him, he's really cool!);
• Trivial Pursuit (especially when I'm NOT playing against Joe Mix!);
• Borders bookstores (especially since I'm not working there anymore);
• fresh strawberries (especially picked right from the source);
• Autumn (epsecially when the previous summer has been unGODly hot);
• Mama Shockey's homemade pies (especially right from the oven);
• a warm relaxing shower (especially when I'm not in it alone);
• fresh laundered sheets on my big kingsized bed (especially when I'm not in it alone);
• Capitol Pride celebrations in DC (especially when it's hot enough for all the cuties to take off thier shirts and walk around exposing thier hard torsos, but not so hot that i start to melt);
• Cuties that take thier shirts off at Capitol Pride (especially the cute ones with longish hair);
• a thick juicy steak (especially when i didn't have to cook it);
• Rent (espeically when seen from seats so close you get hit with the sweat of the actors);
• Madonna concerts (especially when seen from seats close enough to see the sweat on the dancers bodies);
• dancers at Madonna concerts (especially the cute ones with longish hair);
• college wrestlers (especially those with tight singlets and longish hair);
• college swimmers (especially those with tight speedos);
• young Asian men (especially if they're cute or shirtless or with longish hair or wearing a wrestling singlet or a college swimmer or all of the above);
• webcams (especially if they're not mine and someone else is showing thier shirtless, longish haired cuteness);
• dogs (especially when thier poodles and thier name is Angel);
• Tim Curry (especially in Rocky Horror and Clue);
• Rocky Horror Picture Show (especially the TIME WARP!)
• WKRP in Cincinnati (especially "As God as my witness, i thought turkey's could fly);
• traveling through Europe (especially England, Switzerland, and Paris);
• my iPod (especially when walking, doing the dishes or menial data entry at work);
• sweet guys in New York State (especially if they're named Freddie);
• sleeping in (especially when its NOT a workday);
• freshly fallen snow (especially on Christmas Eve or Day);
• LaBatt's Blue (especially when I'm drinking it in Toronto);
• corn on the cob, grown in Papa Shockey's garden (especially when its the tough and chewy kind);
• my cousins' kids (especially Zack, Kyle, Corey, Lexi, Tyreek and Cameron [like I could possibly choose a favorite among them])
• My So-Called Life (especially the Christmas episode, makes me cry everytime i see it);
• The Year Without A Santa Claus (especially Heat Mizer and Cold Mizer. It is THE campest, gayest Christmas special ever made!);
• Bewitched (the TV series, not the movie, especially Aunt Clara)
• Christopher Rice novels (especially Christopher Rice himself)
• Anne Rice novels (especially Cry To Heaven)
• gay ghettos (especially DuPont Circle and Church Street)
• Cadbury Caramel Easter Eggs (oooooooo....they are the next best thing to sex)

okay, well that's probably enough for now...or probably too much to be accurate. but whatever, its done. Now, maybe some time later i can list what i hate. this outta give people an idea about me though.

POLT

An angry drag queen is worse than a minotaur. - Buddy Cole, The Kids In The Hall