Yesterday, I got a card from Mel, which actually made me literally laugh out loud.  On the front, it read: "Let me tell you, as you turn another year older you could still do porn."  Opening it, it reads, "Scary fetish porn on VHS sold in a clearance bin, but porn nonetheless."

Isn't that GREAT????  I'm laughing even now as I re-read it!

Then today, I got a package in the mail.  Since I saw it came from Michelle M., I knew it would be awesome.  In the box was a purple tiara and a purple boa, which, surprisingly, I did not already own.  Yeah, I KNOW!  But inside was this perfectly wrapped box:

Black and silver Superman S wrapping paper!  With blue and red ribbons attached!  PERFECT!  I almost didn't want to tear open the wrapping.  But I did.  And inside was this:

Two Superman mugs, cause one just isn't enough!  I will hate to actually use them, to even take them out of the box and destroy the perfection of the whole thing.  But of course, I will.

So thank you Michelle M. (and Harry) for the great birthday present!  You guys rock!

POLT