Rack 'em up for a straight ruler And take the curse...

Don't have a towel-rack or hat-rack handy?  Well them, improvise.

These options work for me. 

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 332)...

Frenching Fridays

Continuing the pre-Labor Day theme: Kissing Workers.

Strippers...almost kissing....

Priests....almost kissing....

Billiard players, neck kissing....

 

Office workers....

....um, subway riders?

POLT

If you're on my list, it's just a question of time (Part 8)...

10 Questions

This week, instead of the regularly scheduled person, I'm substituting someone else: Jayson.  This is the guy I've been hanging out with recently.  He's going back to Colorado next week (insert sad face here), but it's better for him, in my opinion.  Anyway, since this is the last week he's going to be here, I moved him to the front of the line for this week.

1. Which  historical figure do you admire most?
Malcolm X
2. What is the most exotic food you've ever eaten?
Squid, I lived off that shit when there was no baloney.
3. Gray hair: Keep it, dye it or shave it off?
Keep it.
4. What allergies do you have?
None
5. What is your least favorite holiday?
Easter, cause I hate bunnies.
6. Which of your friends have you been friends with the longest?
Whitney, 11 years.
7. Do you have a green thumb when it comes to growing things?
Yes.
8. How often do you shave your legs/face?
Every two days, but not the goatee.
9. What is your usual salad dressing?
Ranch, and ranch only.
10. What is your favorite fruit?
Grapes.

There ya go, now you all know Jayson a bit better than before...although not as well as I do.

Remember, if you want to take part in this and haven't let me know yet, send me an email, I'll add you to the list!

POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 237)...

Wife-Beater Wednesdays

In honor of Labor Day, this week's theme continues to be Working Wife-Beaters.

POLT

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 124)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

Since this up-coming Monday is Labor Day, this week's theme is Tooshies  At Work!

Yardwork

Carpenter

Pizza Deliverer

Dancer

Painter

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 368)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme: Hot Shirtless Guys In Shorts!

POLT

Dead Or Alive Results!

Mr. Eubanks is still alive and askin' questions!

Totals:

Adam: Cheater/6
Amie: 10/-1
FDot: Snarky/4
john: 1/-1
Marcus Veyera: 0/-1
Mark: 6/-5
Michelle M.: 8/-2
Mikey 1/-2
Ryan: 3/-1
Tam: 9/-4
truthspew: 8/-1  

POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 191)...

SUPERMAN SUNDAYS

Continuing the theme I started a few weeks ago (before being interrupted by several different things): Superman T-Shirts!

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 321)....

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Call :: Phone
2. Instinct :: Magazine
3. Toffee :: Yummy!
4. Cleaner :: Dry
5. Gut :: Check
6. Leveled :: Even
7. Discover :: Card
8. Together :: Bunch
9. Attack :: Defend
10. String :: Ball of...

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 172)...

Secret Saturdays

In honor of the upcoming Republican Convention this week (unless a hurricane interrupts it), this week's theme is Republican Secrets.

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 331)...

Frenching Fridays

This week's theme: Kissing With Towels.

POLT

Count it on the floor, count it on the floor...

Found these photos online, and LOVED the idea.  Might be something for Mr. David ParisPeking to get for his Missus. 

POLT

Call me in three months time, I'll be fine (Part 22)...

Thursday Three

Hmm, so this week....more stress and drama.  And I swear to you, if I didn't like Jason so much, I would have just chucked this whole thing out the window.  So that whole situation has been the over-riding, almost obsessive theme of this past week.  The good times I have with him are really good, the stress and worry and drama...not so much.  So I don't have a lot for the Thursday Three, so let's see....

1) Straightening things out.

Jason and I talked this afternoon and I think, I pray, I HOPE everything is settled now.  All my cards were on the table, we discussed where I am, where he is and where we want to be and I think everything is copectic.   At least, right now, I'm feeling less stress about it...right now.

2) Kiki

I've FINALLY found out what a kiki is!  I've heard it bandied about most of the summer but had no idea what it was all about now.  Now I do.  And thanks to that video, I now hear it all the time in my head!  And it's Jake Spears particularly buff now?

3)Romney Girl

Sheer brillance.  The best use of Aqua's "Barbie Girl" you'll ever hear.

What made your week better than mine?

POLT

If you're on my list, it's just a question of time (Part 7)...

10 Questions

Hi, I'm Adam.  I'm a huge celebrity*, award-winning recording artist*, Oscar nominated actor* and world-famous hand model*.  In my spare time, I blog at Cocky & Rude (http://www.cockyandrude.com/), volunteer at a cat shelter, sell all of my earthly possessions on eBay and cheat at Polt's Dead or Alive game.  My favorite colors are blue, green, orange and red.  I enjoy long walks on the beach during thunderstorms*.  I prefer to dress in plaid at all times.  I was once mistaken for Tilda Swinton*.  Here are my answers:

Adam















1. How many credit cards do you currently own?
One real credit card, one ATM card, one store (Kohls) card that I hardly ever use.
2. Who is someone who needs punching in the nose right now?
Craig
3. At what age did you lose your virginity?
Much later than you'd probably guess.
4. Have you lost something and never found it?
No, I'm obsessively organized.
5. Do you have a fat ass (in either a good or bad way)?
YES I'm a big fat fuck right now but I've lost 10lbs in the last couple weeks, and I won't stop until I weigh as much as Joshrico!
6. What is the farthest in each direction, North, South, East & West have you traveled from your current home?
Farthest North = Montreal, Canada
Farthest South = Nassau, The Bahamas
Farthest East = Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Farthest West = Wheeling, Ohio
7. If you could live the life of anyone who's now dead, without changing anything, who would it be?
Charles Nelson Reilly
8. How many scars do you have, where are they, and what are they from?
Left Index Finger, from scooping ice cream with a plastic spoon that snapped and splintered right into my finger
Lower Back (tramp stamp area), from a Microdiscectomy (Microdecompression) Spine Surgery
A few small chicken pox scars on my forehead ... I think that's about it.
9.Would you ever date outside your race?
Of course (assuming that I was single at the time, which I am not)
10. Coke, Pepsi, other, or none of the above?
Diet Coke, Wild Cherry Diet Dr Pepper, or Pineapple Fanta ... but I very rarely drink soda.  I'm more of an unsweetened iced tea kinda guy.

*lies

There now, aren't we all glad we got to know Adam a little better?  And remember, if you want to answer some random questions and haven't let me know yet, fire off an email to me at poltguy@yahoo.com and tell me so!

POLT

Cut their hair shorts, wear shirts and boots (Part 236)...

Wife-Beater Wednesdays

This week's theme: Wife-Beaters And Towels!

POLT

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 123)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week's theme: Tooshies With Towels.

POLT