I've liked this song for a while, but I just checked out the video last night (cause ya know, who knew there WERE still videos...I mean MTV shows nothing but crappy reality TV programs. But I digress...). And every time I watch it, I just crack the hell up!
The BEST part starts at 1:38.
BWAHAHAHHAHA!!!
The whole thing is awesome, but that and similar parts....hilarious!!!!
POLT
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Friday, May 30, 2014
Mom called me tonight to tell me Lil Chris was at her house.
His parents had gone...well gone somewhere, I don't know, for the weekend. His grandmother (mom's sister, my aunt) was watching him all weekend and she had stopped by mom's house. So I told mom to not let him leave until I got there! And I hurried my ass up to her house!
When I got there, he was sitting on his grandma's lap. I put my hands out and asked him if he wanted to come to me. Mom said probably not, cause earlier she tried to hold him and he just fussed and wanted nothing to do with her. But I reached in, picked him up and took him to the couch.
And he and I had a blast. He's 11 months old and he loves to just sit and rock and back and forth, so he and I both did that. Then I brought the 'tickle-monster' out (my thumb and two fingers tapping each other), slowly had it approach him and then ticket his belly. I did this repeatedly. It got to the point all I had to do was hold my fingers up and he started just giggling and giggling. And he crawled all over the couch, and me, and stood up with my help and all that fun stuff.
Then, his grandma said it was time to go, she had to bathe him and give him a bottle and then to bed. So mom tried to get him from me, but he was having none of it. So grandma took him. And then mom took him from her...and he fussed and reached back for grandma!
I don't understand it. EVERYONE love's Mama Polt! But I'm sure as he gets older he'll go right to her.
Anyways, while holding him, he and I took a selfie.
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Two goofy smiles.
POLT
His parents had gone...well gone somewhere, I don't know, for the weekend. His grandmother (mom's sister, my aunt) was watching him all weekend and she had stopped by mom's house. So I told mom to not let him leave until I got there! And I hurried my ass up to her house!
When I got there, he was sitting on his grandma's lap. I put my hands out and asked him if he wanted to come to me. Mom said probably not, cause earlier she tried to hold him and he just fussed and wanted nothing to do with her. But I reached in, picked him up and took him to the couch.
And he and I had a blast. He's 11 months old and he loves to just sit and rock and back and forth, so he and I both did that. Then I brought the 'tickle-monster' out (my thumb and two fingers tapping each other), slowly had it approach him and then ticket his belly. I did this repeatedly. It got to the point all I had to do was hold my fingers up and he started just giggling and giggling. And he crawled all over the couch, and me, and stood up with my help and all that fun stuff.
Then, his grandma said it was time to go, she had to bathe him and give him a bottle and then to bed. So mom tried to get him from me, but he was having none of it. So grandma took him. And then mom took him from her...and he fussed and reached back for grandma!
I don't understand it. EVERYONE love's Mama Polt! But I'm sure as he gets older he'll go right to her.
Anyways, while holding him, he and I took a selfie.
Two goofy smiles.
POLT
Check this out, real quick, dont know if everybody know (Part 61)...
Check This Out!
Have you EVER been as excited about ANYTHING in your life as this kid is right at that moment?
POLT
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 322)...
Frenching Fridays
This week: Kisses and Coats!
POLT
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 60)...
Check This Out!
Some kid had his McDonald's receipt tattooed on his arm.
I weep for the future.
POLT
You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 2)...
Thursdays Thighs!
And I included the week's theme of Spandex as well!
POLT
If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 77)...
Superhero Anydays
This week: Spandex Superhero!
Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl, looking spantastic!
POLT
A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 102)...
Luscious Licks
This week: A Spandex Tongue!
And a nice ass, amazing chest and some sweet thighs too, for good measure.
POLT
Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 44)...
Gemini Guys
This week: Twins Spandex!
And yes, that IS Leif Garrett, the 70's TV star (?), musical act (??), and adonis with an amazing hairthing (!!!). See, this is a still from an episode of Wonder Woman wherein Leif plays a pair of musical twins (naturally), but who both always wear Spandex pants (albeit of different colors). Anything more about the episode, I don't remember, nor did I bother to look up because...hello! Leif Garrett's hairthing!!!
POLT
Get up and move it, to the music (Part 108)...
MOTIVATION
This week: a Spandex Motivation!
With a lil gayness thrown in for good measure.
POLT
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Before I get too cranky, you better (Part 9)...
What's Better?
In light of the fact Memorial Day was this week, and that's the traditional start of the summer cookout season, I have this week's What's Better? question:
Hamburgers On The Grill, or....
Hot Dogs On The Grill?
And for all you vegetarian, vegan, Hindus out there, back when you were eating meat, which of these is you like better then?
Vote below. Leave you comments, questions, reasons and rationales in the comments!
POLT
Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 327)...
Wife Beater Wednesdays
This week: Wife Beaters And Spandex!
POLT
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
See marriage don't change, nothing....
So it's been a whole week since gay marriage has been legal in Pennsylvania.
Tell me, has the capital building crumbled down around our ears? Has the Susquehanna River turned into blood? Has Satan appeared next to the Liberty Bell laughing heartily? Has every straight married couple in Pittsburgh seen their wedding bliss suddenly end? Has any straight person in Harrisburg, or Erie, or Scranton, or Reading, or Gettysburg, or York, or Lancaster or ANYWHERE been forced to marry a person of the same sex? Has life in fact changed at ALL for any straight Pennsylvanian in the last week because gay Pennsylvanians can now marry?
Nope, didn't think so.
POLT
Tell me, has the capital building crumbled down around our ears? Has the Susquehanna River turned into blood? Has Satan appeared next to the Liberty Bell laughing heartily? Has every straight married couple in Pittsburgh seen their wedding bliss suddenly end? Has any straight person in Harrisburg, or Erie, or Scranton, or Reading, or Gettysburg, or York, or Lancaster or ANYWHERE been forced to marry a person of the same sex? Has life in fact changed at ALL for any straight Pennsylvanian in the last week because gay Pennsylvanians can now marry?
Nope, didn't think so.
POLT
Check this out, real quick, not sure if everybody know (Part 59)...
Check This Out!
Yes, yes, with lips like that, I'm sure he does.
Oh, and he's from Toronto too!
POLT
The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 214)...
Tooshie Tuesdays
This week: Tooshies In Spandex!
It's a shame these amazing tooshies are cover, but at least they're in spandex, with allows the contours to be seen in all their glory!
POLT
Monday, May 26, 2014
The is a memorial to honor the long gone....
How was my Memorial Day weekend? I'll tell you, thanks for asking!
Friday after work, I met the ParisPekings at the Green Turtle and we chowed down and had a good time before meeting Ghostie at the theater. And then the four of us saw Godzilla. I rated it already on here somewhere, but overall, it was just meh, in my opinion.
Saturday I had to work, but even that wasn't all that bad. After work, I came home, changed into shorts and walked to mom's house. I got her car out of the garage and went to the parking lot, waiting for the bus. She had taken a bustrip to Savannah all last week and was returning. I picked her up, and her friend Polly who had gone along. I drove them to Polly's house and got her unpacked. Then, on the way to moms, I asked what we were doing for Memorial Day. And I convinced mom to have burgers and dogs on the grill. So we had to kinda turn around and go to Kline's Grocery to get some meat and mac salad. But they were out of mac salad.
So mom said, "Let's go to Sunnyway in Greencastle, they should have mac salad, and we can eat in the diner there." So, that's what I did, I drove us to Greencastle. We ate at the diner first. I had baked haddock, with fries and cole slaw, and it was all very delicious. It's a small town diner, and the food there is always the best, ya know? Then we went to the Sunnyway Grocery Store, and got, among other things, mac salad. Then I drove the car to my house, unloaded my stuff, and mom got in the driver's seat and took her car home.
Sunday, I got up a lil late (10-ish). Mom and I went to the Chinese buffet in town and had a great meal, then did some shopping in Wal-Mart. Then I came home, took a nap, and waited for my uncle to call. When he did, I went over to my grandmother's old condo and helped him carry a wall mirror out of it and helped him carry it down the stairs and into his truck.
I then came back to my house and took another short nap (yeah, I seem to still be doing that too much, but, eh, what can you do?). Then I left to pickup my 'friend' Derrick. We went to the theater and met A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking to see X-Men: Days Of Future Past (I'll hopefully have a review of that posted sometime soon).
After the movie, I took Derrick back to his place and went in with him for some bedtimesexxyfun.
Following this, I just came home and hung out here all night, not doing much of anything but putzing around online and reading.
Monday I got up, walked to moms and then went to watch the Parade with her. After the parade, I came on home, read some more and then took a short nap. About noon, I walked to mom's for the cookout. In addition to us, mom's sister and her husband, brother, two nieces and a niece's son were there too. We had burgers and dogs, mac salad, pickles, chips, cheese, deviled and picked eggs, baked beans and all kinds of deserts. I ate WAY too much.
Then we sat around a talked for a bit. I got to talk to my cousin who's pregnant for the first time. That was a lot of fun. And afterwards, I walked back home. And yeah, took another short nap. Then I read some more and did little to nothing else.
So it was all in all a very fun and relaxing weekend. And the best part? (well...other than the bedstimesexxyfun, of course) Since today was my regular day off and my holiday both, I get to take tomorrow off as my holiday! I have another entire day off! YAY!
POLT
Friday after work, I met the ParisPekings at the Green Turtle and we chowed down and had a good time before meeting Ghostie at the theater. And then the four of us saw Godzilla. I rated it already on here somewhere, but overall, it was just meh, in my opinion.
Saturday I had to work, but even that wasn't all that bad. After work, I came home, changed into shorts and walked to mom's house. I got her car out of the garage and went to the parking lot, waiting for the bus. She had taken a bustrip to Savannah all last week and was returning. I picked her up, and her friend Polly who had gone along. I drove them to Polly's house and got her unpacked. Then, on the way to moms, I asked what we were doing for Memorial Day. And I convinced mom to have burgers and dogs on the grill. So we had to kinda turn around and go to Kline's Grocery to get some meat and mac salad. But they were out of mac salad.
So mom said, "Let's go to Sunnyway in Greencastle, they should have mac salad, and we can eat in the diner there." So, that's what I did, I drove us to Greencastle. We ate at the diner first. I had baked haddock, with fries and cole slaw, and it was all very delicious. It's a small town diner, and the food there is always the best, ya know? Then we went to the Sunnyway Grocery Store, and got, among other things, mac salad. Then I drove the car to my house, unloaded my stuff, and mom got in the driver's seat and took her car home.
Sunday, I got up a lil late (10-ish). Mom and I went to the Chinese buffet in town and had a great meal, then did some shopping in Wal-Mart. Then I came home, took a nap, and waited for my uncle to call. When he did, I went over to my grandmother's old condo and helped him carry a wall mirror out of it and helped him carry it down the stairs and into his truck.
I then came back to my house and took another short nap (yeah, I seem to still be doing that too much, but, eh, what can you do?). Then I left to pickup my 'friend' Derrick. We went to the theater and met A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking to see X-Men: Days Of Future Past (I'll hopefully have a review of that posted sometime soon).
After the movie, I took Derrick back to his place and went in with him for some bedtimesexxyfun.
Following this, I just came home and hung out here all night, not doing much of anything but putzing around online and reading.
Monday I got up, walked to moms and then went to watch the Parade with her. After the parade, I came on home, read some more and then took a short nap. About noon, I walked to mom's for the cookout. In addition to us, mom's sister and her husband, brother, two nieces and a niece's son were there too. We had burgers and dogs, mac salad, pickles, chips, cheese, deviled and picked eggs, baked beans and all kinds of deserts. I ate WAY too much.
Then we sat around a talked for a bit. I got to talk to my cousin who's pregnant for the first time. That was a lot of fun. And afterwards, I walked back home. And yeah, took another short nap. Then I read some more and did little to nothing else.
So it was all in all a very fun and relaxing weekend. And the best part? (well...other than the bedstimesexxyfun, of course) Since today was my regular day off and my holiday both, I get to take tomorrow off as my holiday! I have another entire day off! YAY!
POLT
You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 457)...
MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS
This week's theme: Hot Shirtless Guys In Spandex!
POLT
Sunday, May 25, 2014
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 58)...
Check This Out!
Now THIS, my friends, THIS is a six pack!
POLT
Let's get unconscious honey (Part 410)...
UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS
I say ... and you think ... ?
- Apple :: Pie
- Queasy :: Sick
- Cheeks :: Butt
- Nostril :: Sneeze
- Tee shirt :: Superman
- Enough :: Congressional Republicans
- Maybe :: Possibly
- How? :: Why?
- Palace :: POLT'S!
- Satelitte :: Spy
POLT
Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 280)...
Superman Sundays
I think I'll start another series here on Superman Sundays. I'll call it the Clark Kent series!
POLT
Saturday, May 24, 2014
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