So having made 48 trips around the sun here on Earth, I got to thinking, how old would I be on other planets?

On Mercury I'd be 199 years old.
On Venus I'd be 78 years old.
On Mars I'd be 25 and a half years old.
On Jupiter I'd be 4 years old.
On Saturn I'd be over 1 and a half years old.
On Uranus I'd be a little over half a year old.
On Neptune I'd be almost three and a half months old.
On Pluto I'd be slightly over two months old.

POLT