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POLT
Thursday, February 08, 2024
You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 492)....
Thursday Thighs
With the Super Bowl on the way, this week we have a pair of amazing thighs below a Kansas City Chiefs shirt!
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POLT
Wednesday, February 07, 2024
If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2715)....
Superhero Anydays
This is by Mike Belcher and shows a bunch of JSA members.
The Spectre
Hawkman, Dr. Fate
Green Lantern, Hourman, Sandman
The Atom, The Flash, Johnny Thunder and his Thunderbolt
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And today we also have two members of the Uncanny X-Men (from one of their most worthless line-ups) cosplayers: Dazzler and Longshot!
POLT
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3634)...
Check This Out!
I'd expect nothing less than this bunch of knuckle dragging, inbred, one tooth wonders turning on each other.
POLT
Put your love to the test (Part 1000).....
Where To Put It?
Where should this cute twink go? Fetching Faces? Luscious Licks? Shirtless Mondays? Check This Out!?
POLT
It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 652)....
What's Cool?
You think you're cool? Well you'll never be as cool as that time Caesars Palace headlined Frank & Nancy Sinatra, with, I say WITH, Shields And Yarnell!!!
I mean, the Chairman Of The Board, Boots Are Made For Walking Lady AND mannequin performers! I mean how GREAT were the 70s?????
POLT
The truth is I never left you (Part 1752)....
TRUTH After The Time Of The tRump
(two times impeached,
two time loser of the popular vote)
POLT
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3633)...
Check This Out!
Saw this online today. It's the class picture of the Quincy High School Class of 1941. This is the school my mom and dad graduated from (in 1961 and 1959 respectively), and well as mom's dad.
Oh, and speaking of Pap, the year of his graduation was.......1941! Yep, Pap's in this picture.
On the far left, second to bottom row. Stylin' eh?
Pap's been dead for 25 years and now he's 'famous' on the internet!
POLT
Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 820)......
Wife Beater Wednesdays
With the Super Bowl on it's way, this week we have a guy in a Chiefs Wifebeater and one in a Niners Wifebeater!
POLT
Tuesday, February 06, 2024
I took the road less traveled by (Part 2177)....
MAPS!
And today we have Russia compared to the continental USA.
POLT
If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2714)...
Superhero Anydays
Today, by the Always Amazing Alex Ross, we have a group of random Marvel heroes.
Clockwise from bottom left: Spider Woman, Iceman, Black Panther, Black Widow, Spider-Man and Shang Chi in the middle.
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And today we also a very muscley Spider-Man cosplayer!
POLT
Put your love to the test (Part 999)....
Where To Put It?
Where should this sexy fella go? Real Men Wear Pink? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Check This Out!?
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POLT
The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 715)...
Tooshie Tuesdays
With the Super Bowl fast approaching, this week, we have Tooshies And NFL Stuff!
Internet celeb Mr. Bananahammock in a jock and a Raiders hat.
Possibly a stripper in a Falcons jersey.
A Giants cap
A Titans jersey
And a Steelers jacket with a friend in the snow
POLT
Monday, February 05, 2024
Grabs my soul, shakes my body like a Super Bowl (2023 edition)...
Super Bowl LVIII (58 for you non-Roman numeral literate) is fast approaching, and that means it's time for me use my scientific evaluations and make a prediction as to the winner: the Kansas City Chiefs or the San Francisco 49ers.
1. The Cities
Chiefs: Kansas City
(I just copied this part from last year)
A population of a 2.3 and some million (in the metro area). It's got one other professional sports team, the Royals of baseball. There's really not a whole more else to report about Kansas City (although it was nice to find a pic of their Union Station all lit up in purple).
Niners: San Francisco
San Francisco proper is some 800,000 people, but the metro area has a population of more than 3.5 million people. In addition to the Niners, baseball's Giants and basketball's Golden State Warriors play within the area. There's also a whole host of important site: Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz, cable cars, The Castro, Fisherman's Wharf, and many museums, theaters, colleges, universities, and many cultural places, events and areas.
Winner: Niners
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2. Distance from the Super Bowl.
The Super Bowl is in Las Vegas this year.
Chiefs: 1,350 miles away
Niners: 576 miles away
Winner: Niners
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3. Team Mascot/Logos
Chiefs:
Niners:
Hmm, so they're both just letters of the cities names. Pretty boring. But the Chiefs at least have an arrowhead, while the Niners have.....an oval. Which has nothing whatsoever to do with San Francisco or a 49er.
Winner: Chiefs
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4. Coaches
Chiefs: Andy Reid
Andy Reid is 65 years old. He's been a coach, at all levels, since 1982 (41 years). He's been the Chief's head coach for 10 years. And in fact, he was the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles for 13 years. This will be Andy's 5th Super Bowl, his record in the previous three are 2-2, two wins with the Chiefs, and a loss with both the Eagles and the Chiefs. He's led the team to 6 AFC Championship Games in a row, and three Super Bowls in 4 years.
Niners: Kyle Shanahan
Kyle Shanahan is 44 years old (he was just out of diapers when Andy Reid started coaching). He's held various NFL assistant coaching positions since 2004, and the head coach of the Niners since 2017. He's led the Niners to 4 NFC Championship Games in 5 years, and to one previous Super Bowl, 4 years ago, which he lost....to the Kansas City Chiefs and Andy Reid.
Winner: Chiefs
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5. 2023 Season Records
Chiefs: 11-6 regular season (65%), total record 14-6 (70%)
Niners: 12-5 regular season (71%), total record 14-5 (74%)
Winners: Niners
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6. Quarterback Experience
Chiefs: Patrick Mahomes, 28 years old
He has been quarterback of the Chiefs since 2017. In that time, he has a regular season record of 75-22 (77% win rate), a postseason record of 13-3 (81% win rate), taken his team to the AFC Championship game 6 out of the 7 season he's played, and this will be his fourth Super Bowl. He's won 2 Super Bowls and been a Super Bowl MVP. He holds 13 NFL records himself.
Niners: Brock Purdy, 24 years old
This is his second season in the NFL, both with the Niners. His regular season record is 17-4 (having only started 5 games last season, for a win rate of 81%), a post season record of 4-1 (80% win rate). This is his first Super Bowl. I am sick to tears of the "Mr. Irrelevant" Schick, so I'll not go any further into it here.
Winner: Chiefs
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7. Quarterback Face Cuteness
Chiefs: Patrick Mahomes
Niners: Brock Purdy
Purdy isn't bad but kinda....average. Mahomes, however, I have always found attractive.
Winner: Chiefs
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8. Quarterback Body Hotness
Chiefs: Patrick Mahomes
Niners: Brock Purdy
They've been making jokes about Mahomes' "dad bod" which I don't see. I mean, yeah he doesn't have ripped abs, but it's not a dad bod. And Purdy, we;; he's got some pretty sweet biceps, pecs and nips.
Winner: TIE
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9. Team's Other Star Player
Chiefs; Travis Kelce
Kelce is a tight end and he's 34 years old. He's played for the Chiefs since 2013 and the Super Bowl will be the 21st playoff game he's played in.
Niners: Christian McCaffrey
McCaffrey is 27 years old. He's been in the NFL since 2017, playing with Panthers until traded to the Niners in 2022. This will be the 7th playoff game he's played in.
So, attractiveness wise, I'm not into bears, and mid-20s guys are better than mid-30s guy. So that would seem to point to McCaffrey. But Kelce has a much more impressive resume, which should point to Kelce. And that being the case this SHOULD be a tie.
However. With his vaccination advocacy, and Taylor Swift, and the way the both, separately AND together make the heads of the MAGA wingnuts explode, the winner HAS to be....
Winner: Chiefs
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10. Team's Super Bowl Experience
Chiefs: This will be the Chiefs 6th Super Bowl, with a record of 3-2 (60%)
Niners: This will be the Niners 8th Super Bowl, with a record of 5-2 (71%)
In both the number of appearances and the percentage of wins, the winner is...
Winner: Niners
So after this completely scientific and totally unbiased analysis, we have the following:
Chiefs - 5 wins, Niners - 4 wins, ties - 1
Thus, this at the end of this year's Super Bowl, the Kansas Chiefs will be hefting the Lombardi Trophy again.
POLT
PS
Just in case you're wondering what my track record on these "scientific" predictions:
Season My Pick Winner
2022 Chiefs Chiefs
2021 Rams Rams
2020 Chiefs Bucs
2019 Chiefs Chiefs
2018 Rams Patriots
2017 neither Eagles
2016 Patriots Patriots
2015 Panthers Broncos
2014 Seahawks Patriots
2013 Seahawks Seahawks
2012 Ravens Ravens
2011 Patriots Giants
2010 Packers Packers
2009 Saints Saints
2008 Cardinals Steelers
2007 Patriots Giants
2006 Colts Colts
2005 Seahawks Steelers
Predicted correctly: 9; Predicted incorrectly: 8; and 1 I didn't predict at all.
If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2713)....
Superhero Anydays
Today, by someone named D. Young, we have a group of Justice League members.
Clockwise from upper right: Green Lantern, Red Tornado, Batman, Aquaman, Atom, Wonder Woman, Hawkwoman, Hawkman
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And today we have a painted Captain America!
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I think they only things he's actually wearing is a pair of briefs and boots. Everything else, is painted on.
POLT
Put your love to the test (Part 998)....
Where To Put It?
On the left we have internet celeb Garrett Wang, where does this pic of he and his two friends belong? Fetching Faces? Wifebeater Wednesdays? Shirtless Mondays? Check This Out!?
POLT
The truth is I never left you (Part 1751)...
TRUTH After The Time Of tRump
(two times impeached,
two time loser of the popular vote)
Sound like anyone you know?
POLT
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