You're too conservative and that ain't how i wanna live...

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CONSERVATIVE:
THE CONSERVATIVE gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards.

THE CONSERVATIVE takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised. All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal UNION WORKERS fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now THE CONSERVATIVE gets it too.

He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. THE CONSERVATIVE's bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

THE CONSERVATIVE takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

THE CONSERVATIVE dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree-hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

THE CONSERVATIVE walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

THE CONSERVATIVE begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because SOME LIBERAL UNION MEMBERS FOUGHT AND DIED for these working standards.

THE CONSERVATIVE'S employer pays these standards because THE CONSERVATIVE'S employer doesn't want his employees to call “the union”.

If THE CONSERVATIVE is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

It's noon time, THE CONSERVATIVE needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. THE CONSERVATIVE'S deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC and FDIC because some liberal wanted to protect THE CONSERVATIVE'S money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the 1929 economic depression.

THE CONSERVATIVE has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that THE CONSERVATIVE and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.

THE CONSERVATIVE is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dad's; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards.

THE CONSERVATIVE arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republicans would still be sitting in the dark)

THE CONSERVATIVE is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his UNION PENSION because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so THE CONSERVATIVE wouldn't have to.

After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home. He turns on a radio talk show, the host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good (He doesn't tell THE CONSERVATIVE that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit THE CONSERVATIVE enjoys throughout his day).

THE CONSERVATIVE agrees, "We don't need those big government liberals ruining our lives and taking away our freedoms!"

Yeppers, those big "guvment libruls", they're anti-American and want nothing but to destroy this country from within. Thank GOD the Republicans will get in Congress again! Then, we can have endless investigations into the White House (like 6, 9 12 months on Obama's birth certificate), tax cuts for the richest Americans, and less regulations on huge corporations so they can stick it to the middle class again....JUST as the founding fathers always intended.

POLT