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THE PURPLE EYE OF POLT SEES ALL!!! Rantings, ravings, and writings from a gay liberal Democrat in one of the reddest parts of a blue state - come on in, sit down, prop yer feet up! Check the archives, vote in the blog poll, post yourself on my map, make yourself comfy - and stay a spell!
About Me
My Current Mantra
"When I mentioned the black hole to Soldeed, he didn't seem to know what I was talking about."
"Ah, well, people often don't know what you're talking about." - Romana II to The Doctor, The Horns Of Nimon
I Am Currently Reading....
Jan 30 -
My Mood Is...
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
- Dungeons & Dragons, Honor Among Thieves (Paramount+): Jan 21 (B)
- Mel Brooks, The 99 Year Old Man (HBOMax): Jan 24 (A)
- Ken Burns, The American Buffalo (PBS): Jan 26 (A)
- Billy Joel, And So It Goes (HBOMax): Jan 28-29 (A)
- Wonder Man, Season 1 (Disney+): Feb 1 (B)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
Jan 23 - Jan 30
Jan 9 - Jan 23
Jan 12 - 18
Dec 27 - Jan 9
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- Rita Hayworth gave good face (Part 354)...
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 322...
- Get up and move it, to the music (Part 325)...
- You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 635)...
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- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
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- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 320...
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- The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Par...
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 505)...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 351)...
- I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part ...
- It's so cool to be uncool (Part 101)...
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- You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 634)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 399)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 504)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
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- My baby's got a secret (Part 564)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 398)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 865)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 503)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Get up and move it, to the music (Part 324)...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 350)...
- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 397)...
- Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 515)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 397)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 864)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 502)...
- Out of control, cause that dog ain't new (Part 8)....
- When you open your mouth to speak (Part 12)...
- I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part ...
- You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 19...
- The object of my desire, I'm walking on a wire (Pa...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 396)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 501)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 863)...
- I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part ...
- Get up and move it, to the music (Part 323)...
- Rollin, rollin, rollin, and you were stolen (Part ...
- Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part ...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 395)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 862)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 500)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 275)...
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 319...
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