Sunday, August 10, 2014

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 290)...

Superman Sundays

This week: Shaved Chest Superman!





POLT

Saturday, August 09, 2014

Check this out real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 81)...

Check This Out!

Awwww, isn't this adorable?







I was pulling for it to work out for them too!

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 274)...

Secret Saturdays

This week: Shit Secrets!





POLT

Thursday, August 07, 2014

Excuses are all I ever get from you, and we both know it's true....

Last week, when I was playing with Derick, he asked me for a favor.


He said he needed to get some clothes and asked me if I'd take him to the Outlets in Hagerstown MD.  He said he'd give me gas money.  I said sure.  And then I pointed out you pay tax on clothes in Maryland, but you don't here in Pennsylvania, and there's Outlets in Gettysburg, so why don't we go there?  He said that'd be fine, and said he was off work Wednesday (yesterday).  I told him I'd swing by after work and pick him up.

A few days later, I thought I didn't really wanna be driving to or from Gettysburg in rush hour, after work traffic.  So I figured I could just work half a day, leave an noon and we could get it all taken care of even before rush hour.  I checked with him, and he said that would be fine.

Then, Monday night, when I'm laying in bed, it occurs to me that I don't really want to work half a day if I dont have to.  I'd like to sleep in, putz around here in the morning, get ready leisurely and then go pick him up.  So Tuesday, I checked at work, and it was all good.  So I took off the entire day on Wednesday.

I slept in, as planned.  Then had some breakfast, roamed around online bit, and read my book, all in the morning.  And then I picked up Derick, and we headed to Gettyburg.  It took about an hour.  We ate at the food court (it's small, but they had a pizza joint, which was all we needed).  And then we, or I mean, HE, shopped.  He hit about 4, maybe 5 stores.  I only went in the first one (American Eagle).  The others, I just sat outside on a bench and enjoy the beautiful weather and surprisingly abundant eye candy.  He got nearly everything he wanted and we were back on our way here.  Total time there (including eating) was about 1 and a quarter hours.  Not bad.

Once back in Waynesboro, we stopped at WalMart so he could get a few things there.  And then, at his suggestion, we came back to my place for some mid-afternoon bedtimesexxyfun.

We were cuddling post-bedtimesexyfun ,when my phone rang.  I said, with a laugh "Watch that be mom."  And it was.  She said she was at my front door!  I told her I was upstairs.  She asked if I was okay, cause she saw earlier in the day my car was still here. I told her I was.  And I had to basically tell her I wasn't coming down, I was busy.  Sorry.  She said okay, and we hung up.  And I laughed.  Derick seemed a bit panicked cause he asked if she had a key, which she did.  But luckily she didn't just come in.  We had the a/c on, and I wouldn't have heard her at all.  Until she opened the bedroom door.  Awkwardness all around if that had happened.

After cleaning up and getting ourselves back together, I took him home.  Then came back here and basically just crashed on the couch, watching Law&Order reruns and going random places on the Internet.   I did a bit later, take a short walk to mom's, wherein among the topics we discussed, I explained everything to her just like I did about.  And we both laughed about it.  And that was my evening.  Until I went to bed.

So that's why I didn't make any posts to the blog yesterday, even though I was off work.  I was preoccupied with something else.

Although that has nothing to do with why I was off work today.  That was just me being lazy and wanting a relaxing time in warm beautiful weather in the middle of the week.  You can relate, right?

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 83)...

Superhero Anydays


Um......no.  Just no.

POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 115)...

MOTIVATION


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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 91)...

Fetching Faces

This week: A Fetching Face And Shaving!



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Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 51)...

Gemini Guys

This week: Twins Shaving!


More or less...aren't they adorable?

POLT

You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 12)...

Thursday Thighs!

It's next to impossible to find a photo of a hot guy with nice thighs shaving.  So, I did the next best thing:


Two hot thighs, one of the shaved one not.

POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 336)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week: Wife Beaters And Shaving!




The last one is kinda multipurpose, it's got an Asian, a tooshie, purple AND a wifebeater!  I'm pretty sure we'll be seeing this one again sometime.

POLT

Tuesday, August 05, 2014

Suspension, you teeth grind from the tension....

Baltimore Ravens football star, Ray Rice, last year in Atlantic City NJ, beat his girlfriend in an elevator until she passed out, and then camera's showed him dragging her out of the elevator.  He pled not gulty to 3rd degree aggravated assault.  He won't go to jail though, depending on what the NJ prosecutor does, he'll either get a pretrial intervention program or a plea agreement of probation without jail time.  After all this, his girlfriend has since married him.

And the NFL has given him a two game suspension.  And people have gone out of their freakin' MINDS!  They rant and rave because the suspension isn't long enough.  It's just a slap on the wrist, they say.  It's a black on the NFL that they didn't do more, they say. Keith Olbermann went so far as to say the NFL, by making it just a two game suspension, has insulted every woman in America.

Before I go further, let me stress I am NOT okay with beating a woman.  At all.  I'm all for someone that commits a crime to be punished to the fullest extent of the last in the legal system.  And while the options open to him don't seem to meet his alleged crime, in my mind it's up to the prosecutor's in the jurisdiction the crime was committed in.

Having said all that, I want to ask you all (or whomever remains reading, since this is a sports post).  Let's say that instead of Ray Rice, NFL Player, its Ron Reed an accountant.  Or Rob Wright, an engineer.  Or Rick Reese, a line cook at McDonalds.  Or Ryan Rose, a garbage collector.  And let's say the Ron, or Rob, or Rick, or Ryan beat up their girlfriend's in an Atlantic City elevator and then was faced with a possible intervention program or probation from the legal system.

So you think Ron's accounting firm, or Rob's engineering firm, or Rick's McDonald's store, or Ryan's garbage collection company should take action against him as well?  How many days should these guys get suspended from work for an assault charge that did NOT occur on the job, nor even in the city where they worked?  How much punitive action should be taken against these guys, by their employers, IN ADDITION TO whatever punishments they get from the judicial system?

Does anyone else think it would be outrageous, unexpected, unorthodox and just wrong for the employers of these other guys to punish them, instead of just letting the courts handle it?   Would an accountant, engineer, line cook or garbage man suffer any consequences from their employers in addition to the legal punishments?  More importantly SHOULD they?

I'm not a Ravens fan, I have nothing against them either.  I'm rather ambivalent about the team (other than the team's color being purple, which rocks!).  I don't know Ray Rice, nor his fiance, and I don't plan to at any point in my life.  So its not like I have a dog in this fight.

I'm just saying I think it's wrong for the NFL to do this.  Now, if he had assaulted a referee on the field, sure take action.  If he had taken a performance enhancing drug, that affects his job, sure take action.  If he threw something at the opponents fans during a game, sure take action.  All these things affect the game, which IS his job.  Beating someone up, in the off season, when he's not working, and doing so in a place not even remotely related to his job...I don't think it's any of the NFL's business.

But even so, for people to lose their collective MINDS over a two-game suspension....please.  People, let his bosses take action when he's done something on the job, or that directly affects his job.  What happens when he's not working is not his employers business.  Nor should it be the business of ANY of our employers.

POLT

Today I walked 1.53 miles in 27 minutes.


POLT

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 224)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, Tooshies And Shaving (With Someone Else In the Room)!




POLT

Monday, August 04, 2014

Guardian angels around my bed, joining me in my prayers....

So last Friday night, I went to see Guardians Of The Galaxy.


I'm not raving about it, but it was entertaining and fun.  I had fears they were trying too hard to be funny...and a few times they did.  I mean, a dance off?  Really?  Oh I know there was a lot of laughs in the theater at that line, but frankly, I found it stupid, jarring and out of place.   But by and large the humor was actually quite funny.

And the movie was, as I said, FUN.  And this is what's totally and completely wrong with the DC movies.  I mean, the Batman trilogy was dark, but it's Batman, it's SUPPOSED to be dark.  So, from that DC took that ALL their movies (and indeed, the comic book universe as well) had to become equally dark, gritty, 'more realistic' and frankly, not fun.  At least Man Of Steel was.  And I fear, from what Ive seen, the future DC Justice League movie (oops, I mean Batman vs Superman...pfffft) will be the same way.  Which is a shame, cause they're gonna have to pervert the characters so much to do this.  Ah, but this is about GOTG, not DC....let's get back on track....

I rate all superheroes against The Avengers, which is the best ever superhero movie.  And GOTG didn't rate as high as that.  But it was pretty damn good nonetheless.  Like I said, it was fun.  And enjoyable.    (although the scene at the end of the credits was frankly, frightening.  Seriously?  Howard The Duck???)   And the cast, well it had Uhura from the New Star Trek movies, it had Roxy's husband from the movie Chicago, it had The Doctor's former companion Amy Pond, it had Barbara Streisand's son, and even Glenn Close!  (Marvel's really getting the Oscar winners, aren't they?  Glenn Close, Robert Redford, Anthony Hopkins, Jeff Bridges)

So anyway, after all this ramblings, I'll sum up by saying: Guardians Of The Galaxy, it's no The Avengers, but it's a fun ride!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 80)...

Check This Out!

Oh.     My.    God.


I simply don't know what to say....there are no words.....

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 467)...

Monday's Hot Shirtless Guy Photos

This week: Hot Shirtless Guys Shaving!











POLT

Sunday, August 03, 2014

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 79)...

Check This Out!

Oh yeah....he's nailed that look, eh?


POLT
I have an exercise app on my phone to track my walks.  Apparently, it automatically calculates monthly totals and emails them to me.  How considerate.  So these are the stats for my walks in July (July 12 - July 31):

9 Workouts
5.2 Miles walked 15.36 miles walked
4.41 Hours walked
971 Calories burned 2922 calories burned

I dont really care about the last one, I'd just like to get the other three up higher.  But since this is the first month in a LONG time I've actively tried to exercise, those are not bad numbers.

update: After posting this, I got an email from the app saying my totals were incorrect and then sent the correct totals.  So there we go, MUCH better....

POLT

Lets get unconscious honey (Part 419)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. I think I love :: You
  2. Obsessed :: Stalker
  3. Dancers :: Music
  4. Guitar :: Player
  5. Hurry up! :: Run!
  6. Thump :: Chest
  7. Conquest :: Vanquish
  8. Lights :: Out
  9. Rose :: Tyler
  10. Birthday :: Boy

POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 289)...

Superman Sundays

This week: Superman Shoes!


On a San Diego Chargers football player!

POLT

Saturday, August 02, 2014

Tonight I walked 1.89 miles in 32 minutes.


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 78)...

Check This Out!

A very, very good idea, eh?


Divorce is already too high in this country, after all.

POLT

I've got books lining my shelves, day and night....

Today, after work, I went to the used bookstore 2nd&Charles, and perused the books there for about an hour.  In the end, I added three new books to my collection.  And these are the cumulative results:

Jan 16: 5 books for $18.00; average $3.60 per book.
Jan 20: 4 books for $15.37; average $3.84 per book
     Total: 9 books for $33.37: average $3.71 per book.
Feb 2: 3 books for $29.92, average $9.97 per book.
     Total: 12 books for $63.29, average $5.27 per book.
Mar 9: 1 book for $9.65
     Total: 13 books for $72.94, average $5.61 per book.
Mar 30: 4 books for $51.56, average $12.89 per book
     Total: 17 books for $124.50, average $7.32 per book.
Apr 12: 7 books for $43.23, average $6.18 per book
     Total: 24 books for $167.73, average of $6.99 per book.
June 2: 1 book for $8.48
     Total: 25 books for $176.21, average of $7.05 per book.
July 6: 8 books for $86.68, average $10.84 per books
     Total: 33 books for $263.09, average of $7.97 per book.
July 6: 1 books for $20.44
     Total: 34 books for $283.53, average of $8.34 per book.
July 6: 3 books for $14.88, average of $4.98 per book
     Total: 37 books for $298.41, average of $8.07 per book
July 17: 2 books for $44.68, average of $22.34 per book
     Total: 39 books for $343.09, average of $8.80 per book
Aug 2: 3 books for $22.46, average of $7.49 per book
     Total: 42 books for $365.55, average of $8.70 per book

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 273)...

Secret Saturdays

This week: Secrets With Shoes!






POLT

Friday, August 01, 2014

What's Better? Results (Part 13)...

What's Better? Results!

I was kinda surprised at the somewhat lackluster response to this questions, but I was at least in the majority.

The Beatles: 37.50%
The Rolling Stones: 62.50%



While I totally appreciate what The Beatles did for music, I just think the Rolling Stones music is more to my liking.

Thanks for voting, if you did.  Keep an eye out for future What's Better?s, whether you voted or not.

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 331)...

Frenching Fridays

This week: Kisses With Shoes!




And no shirts besides!

POLT