You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 473)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY  PHOTOS

This week: Hot Shirtless Guys In Belted Dress Pants/Khakis!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 111)...

Check This Out!

The Tipping Spectrum!

As a gay middle aged man, I do tip above average, unless the service is really terrible.

POLT

Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 2)...

REAL MEN WEAR PINK

Pink boxer briefs and tattoos!

POLT

What's Better? Results (Part 16)...

What's Better? Results!

For the first time, we have a unanimous verdict!

Darrin "Dick York" Stephens: 100%
Darrin "Dick Sargent" Stephens; 0%

And I completely agree.  The 2nd Darrin was fine, but he was no Dick York Darrin!

Thanks to everyone who voted!

POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 295)...

Superman Sundays

This week, just some Superman Undies.

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (part 425)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Men :: Boys
2. Partial :: Not all
3. Expenses :: Finances
4. Notification :: Warning
5. Bubble wrap :: Stress reliever
6. Speech :: Talk
7. Rumble :: Earthquake
8. Sounds :: Hearing
9. Sweaty :: Sex
10. Mud :: Ick

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 110)...

Check This Out!

Ever wondered how big the moon really is?  Maybe this'll help.

POLT

Fetch me the remote control, we got football tonight....

During Football season, I really only want 4 things to happen each week.  

In increasing level of importance, they are:

1) The Washington Redskins to lose.

2) The Dallas Cowboys to win.

3) To pick more games correctly then ALCMDPP (we pick the winner of each game each week and the games we differ on, we bet $1.00 a game.  We go throughout the entire season.  Last year, as I recall, he owed me around $18 dollars or so....)

4) To have my pic in the Winner's Pool at work win. (We each paid $10 and each week have to pick a team that will win.  We can only pick each team once.  Last one standing takes the money....usually around $300).

So how did I do this week?

1) Redskins lost.  YAY!

2) Dallas lost. Boo!

3) I got 5 pics correct to his 0 pics, I'm up by $5. YAY!

4) My pic to win, Philadelphia, won.  YAY!

So I'm 3-1 for one this week.  Not too shabby.

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 279)...

Secret Saturdays

These come each week from Post Secret.

Since football started this week, we've got Football Secrets!

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 89)...

Superhero Anydays

Sometime Justice League Member Vixen!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 109)...

Check This Out!

Rainbow Glaze Donut!

But the best part is, the girl's face in the background!  Yeah, I'd probably look that way too eating a donut like that!

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 336)...

Frenching Fridays

Due to football officially starting this week, today we have Football Player Kisses!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 108)...

Check This Out!

I would LOVE to have a wall like this somewhere in my house!

It looks like its contoured and not just flat, like the mountains are higher than the oceans.  Nice.  And those windows are pretty cool either.

POLT

The spectacles fly into the sea....

So today my new glasses came in.  Our new vision insurance at works sucks, so what USED to cost me $25 total a decade ago, and just two years ago cost me a lil under $100, today cost me $205.  *SIGH*  But honestly, as soon as I put them on, things were clearer, especially farther away.  It made quite a difference.

Here's the old pair....

And here's the new pair.

yeah, I have a tough time telling them apart too, although the new pair is lighter and made of a different material.

POLT

You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 17)...

Thursday Thighs!

This week: A Thigh And A Football!

And pretty damn sweet abs, biceps and bulge going on there, too....

POLT

Before I get too cranky, you better (Part 16)...

What's Better?

A TV one this time, tell me which Bewitched 'Dick' is better?

Darrin "Dick York" Stephens...

Or Darrin "Dick Sargent" Stephens?

Vote below, leave comments, questions or rationales in the comments below.




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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 112)...

Luscious Licks

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 107)...

Check This Out!

Because....why not?




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Cut their hair short, wear shirts, and shoes (Part 341)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays!

This week: Wife Beaters And Footballs!

Pro player Percy Harvin

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The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 229)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

Since Football Started this week, we've got Tooshies And Footballs!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 106)...

Check This Out!

Lightning Strike!

POLT

(I know this is a LOT...sorry about that.  But it's just an apt description of the day I've had)

Two years ago, I lost a filling and when the dentist replaced it he said, "There's only about 10% tooth left here, we should put a crown on that before the remainder becomes unusable."  I told him I'd let him know when I was ready to do that.

Last week, when I was there for my twice a year cleaning, I went ahead and made the appointment for Sept. 29th to do the crown thing.

Yesterday afternoon, the filling came out.  Leaving a HUGE cavern in my jaw!  Or so it felt like.  Wonderful.  Typical.  couldn't it wait another three weeks?  Luckily, though, there was no pain.  This also kinda concerns me, cause I'm thinking, "Why ISN'T there any pain?  Are there no nerves left?"  But basically, I'm just glad it's not hurting.

SO last night, I called the dentist and left a message, asking if they could see me today sometime.  I said I'd even just come over and sit in the office and wait for something.  And I told them to call me back and let me know.

This morning, I got up early, on my day off, in case they called.  About 10:00, when they hadn't still called, I figured they weren't open today. (He works some Saturdays on call for emergencies [apparently all the dentists in town take turns doing this] and when he does, he takes Monday off).  

So I called in to work, told them I would be taking tomorrow off, just in case they could fit me in then.  If the dentist got me in and if I felt like it, I'd be in at noon.  No problem.

Then, I left for my 10:30 yearly appointment at the eye doctor.  Everything went okay.  My prescription changed slightly, so I'd need to lenses.  I'd had these particular glasses for two years, so I figured I'd need new.  but I discovered out current vision insurance fucking SUCKS!  In prior years, I only paid $25 total for everything.  The last few years under different insurance, I had to about a little under $100 for glasses.  But now, since I need some now, it's gonna cost me $205!  What the hell!  Granted it is progressive bifocals and sun sensitive lenses, but I had those in the previous lenses that cost less.  But eh, whatever, it is what it is.

Also, she put the drops in to dilate my pupils.  And then I had to wait.  And while waiting, the dentist office called.  I went outside to take it.  She told me the dentist had come in for a few hours, but was leaving at noon.  And then were closed tomorrow.  (It was 11:10).  If I could get there by noon he could look at me.

SO I went back in told, the people behind the counter and just blew outta there like the roadrunner!  I mean, I didn't HAVE to have a dilated pupil check, but I HAD to get the tooth taken care of.  SO, off I go, my eyes slight dilated, driving home, when I probably shouldn't have been.  I got home, walked to the dentist office and waited about a half hour.  But I couldn't read any of the magazines, or look at anything on my phone, cause my eyes were so dilated everything was SO blurry, I could focus to read.

Eventually the dentist takes me back and takes a look.  I told him about the appointment and asked if he could do something just temporarily.  Which he did: he put this stuff in the hole, that filled it, but not so that it fit perfectly.  I mean, I feel a ridge between the stuff and my tooth.  But the point is, I don't have a canyon anymore in my mouth.  Good times.

So i come home and call the eye place.  I tell them if the doctor can see me I can come out, but if not, that's cool, I'll get the dilation check next year.  The girl behind the counter says she can check with the doctor when she gets done with her current patient.  I tell her not to worry about it, I can wait until next year, and we hang up.

I call mom to tell her about my day so far, and while I'm doing that, the eye place calls.  She says the doctor will check me out if I can come out right now.  And so off I go, with even blurrier vision, driving my way out there, squinting the whole time because of the bright light.  But I got there, and waited just a short while, before she took me back.

I didn't like the bright light shining in my eyes, but it had to be done.  And when she finished, she said it was good thing she had come back out.  She said she saw some very small burst blood vessels in the back of my eyes.  Nothing that would require me to see an ophthalmologist...yet.   Nothing that would require laser surgery or injection...yet.   "Injections?"  I asked.  "Into my eyeball???"  She nodded.  "Am I asleep for that?"  She shook her head no.  "Oh...I can't do that...."  And she said, "Well then get the diabetes under control!"  

So, yeah.....I'm even MORE sure now I'll be on insulin by the end of the year, cause these results are gonna be faxed to my doctor.  But its a good thing, I think now.  Cause I really dont want these to get any worse and lose my vision!

I drove to mom's (wearing the sexy, stylin, plastic eye cover thingees she gave me to wear...but at least it made driving easier). and told her all this.  Then I came home, and sat here and basically just thought about it.  About my life.  And about what I need to do.  It scared me, frankly.  Which is exactly what I needed it to do.

I had plans to go see a movie with Stratcat and CC this evening, but honestly, I was trying to wrap my head around all this and didn't really feel like seeing a movie.  And I told them I was backing out and then spend a few hours just thinking about things and trying to get depressed or anything. 

And then outta the blue, I got a text from a semi-regular fuck buddy of mine.  It was two pics of his hard penis, and he was asking if he could show that to me in person.  Who am I to say no?  And for the next three hours, my eyes were the furtherest thing from my mind.  He's got a huge white boy booty...something that you don't normally see, in my experience, and so I was preoccupied with that.

When he left, I just sat here for a few minutes, realized it was an amazing day (after a hot and humid week last week) and decided to just get out and take a walk.  Only walked 20 minutes, but that was better than sitting on the couch for 20 minutes.  And then I prepared supper (having a wonderful texting conversation with john eliot), and then ate the salisbury steak I had made. (no carbs in steak).

And now I'm sitting here watching Monday Night Football and typing this.  And it was a crazy day, full of humor, craziness, shock, depression, bedtimesexxyfun, and good, fun times.  Not a bad day, all in all...but I still don't really wanna have too many more like this, ya know?

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 472)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

Since Football started again this week (thank God), we have Hot Shirtless Guys With A Football!

POLT

If i were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 88)...

Superhero Anydays

Just some nice Aquaman fan art.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 105)...

Check This Out!

Every time I see this pic, I literally laugh out loud.  Loudly.

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 424)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Bubbles :: Blow
2. Urges :: Sexual
3. Doorknob :: Dumber than..
4. Insipid :: Congressional Republicans
5. Freckles :: Redhead
6. Leafy :: Trees
7. Volkswagon :: Bug
8. Scrap :: Metal
9. Illuminate :: Enlighten
10. Headboard :: Hitting the wall

POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 294)...

Superman Sundays

Today is the first Sunday of the 2014 Football Season!  YEAH!

I own a pair of those socks as well, including the capes on the back.  However, I don't look as good in them as Cam Newton does.  Obviously.

POLT