Saturday, February 08, 2025

My baby's got a secret (Part 927)....

 Secret Saturdays

These come each week from www.postsecret.com

This week, with the Super Bowl tomorrow, we have Secrets And Football!






POLT

Friday, February 07, 2025

Grabs my soul, shakes my body like a super bowl (2024 edition)...

 Super Bowl LVIX (59 in non-Roman numerals) is this Sunday.  The Philadelphia Eagles vs the Kansas City Chiefs.  Didn't we just DO this?  Yeah, yeah, we did, two years ago.   So we might as well use my stats from the game, those that haven't changed as well as those few who may have.

1. The Cities

Chiefs; Kansas City
Eagles: Philadelphia

Two years ago winner: Eagles
This year winner: Eagles
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2. Distance to the Super Bowl

This years it's in New Orleans not Phoenix.
Chiefs: 846 miles 
Eagles: 1224 miles

Winner: Chiefs
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3. Team Mascot/Logos

Two years ago winner: Chiefs
This year winner: Chiefs

Winner: Chiefs
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4. Coaches
Chiefs: Andy Reid
Eagles; Nick Sirianni

Two years ago winner: Chiefs
This year winner: Chiefs
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5. 2024 Season Record 
(including playoffs)

Chiefs: 17-2
Eagles: 17-3

Winner: Chiefs
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6. Quarterback Experience 

Chiefs: Since the last time they met in the Super Bowl, the Chiefs have won another Super Bowl
Eagles: Since the last time they met in the Super Bowl, the Eagles didn't even make it to the NFC Conference Game

Two year ago winner: Chiefs
This year winner: Chiefs
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7. Quarterback Face Cuteness

Same quarterbacks both years, faces haven't changed.

Two year ago winner: It was tie between Patrick Mahomes and Jalen Hurts.
This year winner: Again, a tie
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8. Quarterback Body Hotness

Same quarterbacks both years, same bodies. 

Two years ago: Eagles and Jalen Hurts
This year winner: Eagles and Jalen Hurts
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9. Team's Other Star Player

Chiefs: two Years ago, it was Travis Kelce


Eagles; Saquan Barkley


So we've got a large tight end with a much too bushy beard.  And we got a running back with freakishly HUGE thighs and bubble butt. 

Winner: Saquan Barkeley and the Eagles!
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10, Team's Super Bowl Experience

Chiefs: 4-2
Eagles: 1-3

Winner: Chiefs
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So, this completely scientific and unbiased study results in the following: 

Chiefs: 6 wins, Eagles: 3 wins, ties: 1

So the Chiefs are taking home their third straight Super Bowl trophy. 

POLT


PS

In case you're wondering oh how accurate my 'scientific' predictions are, here are the results over the years: 

Season     My Pick           Winner
2023        Chiefs               Chiefs
2022        Chiefs               Chiefs
2021        Rams                Rams
2020        Chiefs               Bucs
2019        Chiefs               Chiefs
2018        Rams                Patriots  
2017        neither              Eagles
2016        Patriots             Patriots
2015        Panthers           Broncos    
2014        Seahawks         Patriots    
2013        Seahawks         Seahawks
2012        Ravens             Ravens
2011        Patriots             Giants
2010        Packers             Packers
2009        Saints               Saints
2008        Cardinals          Steelers
2007        Patriots             Giants
2006        Colts                 Colts
2005        Seahawks         Steelers

Predicted correctly: 10; Predicted incorrectly: 8; and 1 I didn't predict at all.  

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4972)...

 Check This Out!


POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 2502)....

 MAPS!

Today we have a D&D Map with some details to what occupies each room. 







POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4021).....

 Superhero Anydays

Today we have by Canadian John Byrne, the team he helped create: Marvel's Canadian Superhero team: Alpha Flight.  This is showing the six founding members as well as a few later additions.


Vindicator, Guardian, Aurora, Northstar, Shaman, Snowbird, Talisman, Sasquatch, Puck
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And today we have some Teen Titans Go cosplayers, some gender bent, some not. 


Raven, Robin, Starfire with Beast Boy squatting in front. 

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1310)....

 Where To Put It? 

Today we have this body-building Indian in kinda tight shorts.  Where does he belong?  Fetching Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?  Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out!?


POLT

Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 590)....

 Gemini Guys


POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 912)....

 Fetching Faces


POLT

Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 936).....

 Heavenly Hounds


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4971)....

 Check This Out!

Oh my sweet LORD....I wanna ride on his....plane or train or whatever conveyance he's working on.  I mean, Great Googley-moogley....there's just so MUCH to check out here!


POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 844).....

 Frenching Fridays

So with the Super Bowl just days away, today we have NFL Kisses!

Michael Samm, the first openly gay NFL player.  He didn't play very long, was in the Rams and the Cowboys for very short times, and then played in the Canadian league.

Looks like a soccer player kissing a football player, who's holding a Dallas Cowboy helmet.

Richard Sherman from the Seahawks and Brandon Browner from the Patriots got up close and personal in the Super Bowl.  It wasnt a kiss, but it looks like it might have been. 

POLT

Thursday, February 06, 2025

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4020)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today, by Canadian John Byrne, we have the cover of a collection of the Legends mini-series, which he drew for DC in the late 80s.


Beast Boy, Superman, Captain Marvel
Guy Gardner Green Lanter, Martian Manhunter, Dr. Fate
Blue Beetle, Batman, Black Canary
Wonder Woman, The Flash
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And today we again have internet celeb Anubace in his Spider-Man cosplay. 


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4969)....

 Check This Out!


POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 2501)....

 MAPS!


POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1309)......

 Where To Put It? 

This is internet celeb and gay pornstar Cagedjock and his pupper.  Where do they belong?  Fetching Faces?  Heavenly Hounds?  Luscious Licks? 


POLT

Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 186)....

 Dudes In Dresses


Tough guy?  Femboy?  Tough femguy?  Who knows?  All sexy though. 

POLT

Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 589).....

 Gemini Guys

The Brodes Twins, in the grass. 


POLT

I'm crazy for you, touch me once, and you'll know it's true (Part 247)....

 Comic Book Craziness

Oh, Archie Andrews, you lil scamp!  I never knew you had it in you! 


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4969).....

 Check This Out!


POLT

Wednesday, February 05, 2025

I took the road less traveled by (Part 2500).....

 MAPS!

Today we have, from a DND role playing game, the Thunderspire Labyrinth. 



POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4019)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today, by the Earth-2 artist extraordinaire Jerry Ordway, we have the beginning lineup of the All-Star Squadron, Earth-2's WWII era team made up of, basically, every active superhero at the time. 


In the air: Johnny Quick, Dr. Fate, Green Lantern, Firebrand, Shining Knight (riding Winged Victory), Hawkgirl, Hawkman, and Tarantula
On the ground: The Atom, Amazing Man, Robotman, Plastic Man, Liberty Belle, Commander Steel, Guardian, and Hourman
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And today we have a trio of cosplayers: Batgirl, Mr. Mxyzptlk, and Batman


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4968)....

 Check This Out!


Yep.  Absolutely true.  At least for me. 

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1308).....

 Where To Put It? 

This is internet celeb Anubace and his pet pupper.  Where do they belong?  Fetching Faces?  Superhero Anydays?  Thursday Thighs?  Heavenly Hounds?


POLT

That night in Toronto, with it's checkerboard floors (Part 87)....

 Toronto Time!

A snowy, nighttime scene in the middle of Toronto, in Yonge-Dundas Square. 


POLT

You abandoned me, love don't live here anymore (Part 391).....

 Abandoned Places


POLT

Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 26)....

 Vintage Visions

We have ALWAYS been here.  We are not going away. 


POLTs

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4967)....

 Check This Out!

It's never a good idea to go after some dude in a band named Rage Against The Machine.


POLT

You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 541)....

 Thursday Thighs

This week, with the Super Bowl just days away, we have a VERY impressive set of thighs below a San Francisco 49ers cap. 


POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 868)....

 Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week, as the Super Bowl fast approaches, we have Wifebeaters And NFL Stuff. 

Miami Dolphins wifebeater

Dallas Cowboys cap

Philadelphia Eagles cap

New York Giants cap

Carolina Panthers wifebeater

POLT

Tuesday, February 04, 2025

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4966)....

 Check This Out!


They always tell on themselves, don't they? 

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 2499).....

 MAPS!

Today we have a DND map of seaside city called Axada Harbor. 


POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4018)...

 Superhero Anydays

Don't know the artist, and even tho it's a bit cartoony, I like it.   It's some members of the New Mutants. 


Clockwise from top: Cannonball, Magik, Sunspot, Wolfsbane, Mirage.
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And today we also have a cute Aquaman cosplayer, with his trident. 


POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1307).....

 Where To Put It? 

So this sexy hunk of manhood belongs where?  Fetching Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?  Real Men Wear Pink?  Perhaps even Pride Prisms (the...fish art on the wall?)


POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 911)...

 Fetching Faces


POLT

Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 185).....

 Dudes In Dresses


POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 571)....

 MOTIVATION


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4965)...

 Check This Out!

    Hahhhahahahaha!!!


But I mean, seriously....WTF???? :D

POLT