Thursday, June 30, 2011

Each voyage a risk to get wrecked...

Some people seem to be a little unsure of the superiority of Battlestar Galactica over Star Trek: Voyager.  So in order to help makes things clearer, I give you the following:

The Top Ten Reasons Why Battlestar Galactica Is Better Then Star Trek: Voyager
10. The Galactica's Seond In Command is a hard as nails alcoholic who has some of the best lines of the series. Voyager's Second In Command has a stupid facial tattoo and talks to imaginary animals.
9. Little Hera is nowhere NEAR as irritating as Naomi Wildmon.
8. Galactica looks like a large reptilian creature muscling its way through space. Voyager looks like an inverted garden trowel.
7. Battlestar Galactica's odyssey starts through the actions of a narcisstic, arrogant scientist.  Voyager's odyssey starts due to the decisions of her own captain.
6. On Galactica, we get to see Helo, Lee, and most hot characters shirtless, but Harry Kim and Tuvoc never deshirted.
5. Galactica has guest stars the calibar of Dean Stockwell and Lucy Lawless.  Voyager got Andy Dick and The Rock.
4. Battlestar Galactica never had an episode like Favorite Son, Threshold, or Tsunkatse.  Thank God.
3. Janeway allowed Seska and the Kazon (of all people) to take over Voyager and strand the crew on some planet.  Adama...well, I'm not gonna reveal a spoiler, but just watch the series you'll see what happens. 
2. Following a battle, Adama never had to stop and readjust his hair.
1. Battlestar Galactica has no Neelix.  Nuff said.

POLT

3 comments:

Tam said...

Harry Kim and Tuvoc never deshirted

Oh my, you do know how to make something sound naughty. I have to confess I've not watched BG, even though it is (was?) on Space constantly up here. I'm not really a fan of STV either though. Janeway annoyed me.

ALCPP said...

Oh Jesus, you have no idea the wrath a certain Mrs. someone is going to shoot your way when she sees this. Thank you for ruining me evening, and probably weekend

Polt said...

ALCMDPP (and by the way that IS the correct lettering, I do find it funny you can't even get your own name right), I know the truth does hurt sometimes. But Mrs.ALCMDPP is a big girl, and with time and consideration, I know she'll come to see what nearly everyone else in the world recognizes: BSG's superiority.

Have a great holiday! :)

HUGS...