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Polt's Top Ten Awesome Colors List!

1. Purple

Duh.

2. Blue

Almost purple, it's in second place.  Plus, in electoral maps, it stands for Democrats.

3. Black

 It's slimming.  Everyone looks better in it.  And black men are like the sexiest things ever.

4. Red

Fire hydrants, Santa Claus, ruby slippers..and we'll ignore it's coloring on electoral maps.

5. White

Snow, mayo, soap suds, even innocence.

6. Green

Grass, pine needles,wintergreen, leprechauns...all things I really dont the smell of.

7. Gray

Dust, old people's hair, "50 Shades Of"...things middle-aged women know about, not me.

8. Orange

Other than the fruit, what the hell is the purpose of this color anyway?

9. Brown

The color of poop.  Nuff said, eh?

10. Yellow

Too bright, so bright it hurts the eyes and is jarringly obnoxious.

POLT