It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 803)....

 What's Cool? 

You think you're cool?  Well you'll never be as cool as this pamphlet titled, "How To Wear A Kaftan". 

I mean I know it was the 70s, but really I think a better pamphlet would be,"WHY Wear A Kaftan?"

And perhaps a companion pamphlet titled, "Should One Wear Underwear With Kaftans?"

POLT