Friday, January 04, 2019

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 550)...

Frenching Fridays

This week, we just have Random Kisses.







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Thursday, January 03, 2019

And here is the photo of the day!


I can hear the conservative Republicans' heads exploding like the pus filled zits they resemble!

hahahahahahah!!!!

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The truth is I never left you (Part 660)...

TRUTH In The Time Of tRump!



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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 1282)....

Check This Out!


Yep.  That about sums it up very nicely.

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 768)...

MAPS!

Today's map shows the population density of Iceland.



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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1135)...

Superhero Anydays

Today we have some of the founding members of Earth-2's WWII era All Star Squadron!


Johnny Quick, Liberty Belle, Shining Knight, Robotman, The Aton, Firebrand.
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And today we have some cosplay of the Legion Of Super-Heroes!


Brainiac 5, Sensor Girl, Karate Kid, Dragonmage, Insect Queen, Kid Quantom, Superboy, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Cosmic Boy, another Superboy, Element Lad, Star Boy, Dawnstar, Timber Wolf, Colossal Boy, Ultra Boy.

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It's so cool to by uncool (Part 159)...

What's Cool?

You think you're cool?  You'll never be as cool as this guy hoisting an alligator above his head!


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I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 122)...

SUDS


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Get up and move it, to the music (Part 359)...


MOTIVATION



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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1126)....

Superhero Anydays

Today we have an amalgam of superhero faces!


I believe we have, clockwise from the bottom left: Hulk, Daredevil, Iron Man, Batman, Superman, Captain America, Spider-Man, Wolverine.

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Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 86)....

Hookup Humor


This happened to me before: chatting with a guy on a hookup app only to find out, we've been together before.  Oh we both laughed!

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You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 233)...

Thursday Thighs


Massive thighs.  Although if the biceps or pecs distract you from them, that's certainly understandable.

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Wednesday, January 02, 2019

The truth is I never left you (Part 659)...

TRUTH In The Time Of tRump!


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If I were a superhero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1125)...

Superhero Anydays

This is one of the three founders of the Legion Of Super-Heroes: telepathic Saturn Girl!


She was also the first woman leader of any superhero team, leading the Legion back when JFK was in office!  I suppose since the stories took place 1000 years in the future, the writers felt safe making a 'girl' team leader.
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And today we also have some Mary Marvel cosplay.


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 1281)...

Check This Out!

Today is, thank GOD, Paul Ryan's last day as Speaker Of The House Of Representatives.


And I agree, he was the worst.  He never even wanted the job, he was all the Republicans could agree on after Boehner announced his retirement.  And it shows he didn't want it.  Just see above.

What sort of legislation did he get through Congress into law, when HIS party controlled BOTH houses of Congress AND the White House???  An obscene tax cut for billionaires.  Other than that.....zip.  

Good bye, Paul Ryan.  You'll be known through history, if you're remembered as anything other than a footnote, as a failed candidate for Vice President of the USA AND failed Speaker of The House.  Or perhaps it can be easily summed up as, you're a failure.

Good bye to bad rubbish.

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 767)...

MAPS!

Today's map shows Hannibal's route through Europe, towards Rome.


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Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 318)...

Gemini Guys


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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 397)...

Fetching Faces


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You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm dancing (Part 177)...

Cats Are Evil


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It's so cool to be uncool (Part 158)...

What's Cool?

You think you're cool?  Well you'll NEVER be as cool as the hairstyle of George Thompson, member of Parliament in 1841!


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Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 317)...

Gemini Guys


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Like a virgin, touched for the very first time....

So as I post every year, my friend VUBOQ has this theory that one's virginity resets each new year at 12:01 am on January 1st.  And today, my 2019 virginity was taken.

I've been talking to this guy online since before Thanksgiving.  Finally today, he stopped by for a visit.  And now, my 2019 virginity is no more!

Here are the yearly results:

2019: January 2 (2 days)
2018: January 4 (4 days)
2017: January 2 (2 days)
2016: January 1 (1 day)
2015: January 2 (2 days)
2014: January 15 (15 days)
2013: January 2 (2 days)
2012: January 1 (1 day)
2011: January 4 (4 days)
2010: January 26 (26 days)
2009: January 9 (9 days)
2008: February 4 (35 days)
2007: January 3 (3 days)
2006: January 3 (3 days)
2005: March 14 (73 days)
2004: February 9 (40 days)
2003: January 27 (27 days)
2002: January 13 (13 days)
2001: January 4 (4 days)
2000: January 15 (15 days)
1999: January 1 (1 day)
1998: January 3 (3 days)

As you can see, 2005 was a very bad year.....

The overall average length of my new year's virginity is 12.95 days (13.48 in 2018).  Average of the last ten years was 5.9 days (6.6 days in 2018). 

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Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 559)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week, we have Wife Beaters And Public Restroom Selfies.






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Tuesday, January 01, 2019

The truth is I never left you (Part 658)...

TRUTH In The Time Of tRump!



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I took the road less traveled by (Part 766)....

MAPS!

Today's map shows the world's largest islands, all grouped together.


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If I were a superhero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1124).....

Superhero Anydays

Today we have a panel from some comic book showing, from probably the 1950's, Earth-2's Starman and Black Canary, both members of the JSA fighting one of their enemies: Sportsmaster.


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And we also have some great cosplay of Wonder Woman's enemy Giganta.


And she's holding a small Wonder Woman figurine.....that's great!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 1280)...

Check This Out!


But please tell me again how the two political parties are ALL the same.

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Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 370)...

Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, when they go to the beach, they wear just a black leather cap and a pink thong, showing off their bulbous ass.


But he's gotta be careful, because that sand is gonna chafe like nobody's business!

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It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 157)....

What's Cool?

You think you're cool?  You'll never be as cool as Keith Richard getting into a limo in 1979.


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Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 85)...

Hookup Humor


Hmmmm, well that's going right to the heart (or the butt) of the matter.

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I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 121)....

SUDS


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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 183)...

Pride Prisms

Today we have a rainbow bird.  


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Moonstruck and mean, housekeeping queen....

SO...

Housekeeping stats for 2018

In 2018, via theaters, DVDs, Blu-Rays, cable TV and the Roku, I watched movies, documentaries and mini-series, a total of 137 of them.  And here are my yearly totals:

2018: 137
2017: 176
2016: 110
2015: 88
2014: 37
2013: 53
2012: 53
2011: 78
2010: 52
2009: 55
2008: 56
2007: 55
2006: 67
2005: 71
2004: 95
2003: 120
2002: 101
2001: 75
2000: 40

It's a drop from last year, but I truly think I'm spending more time (too much time) on my phone, with games, and social media and shit like that.

But of those 137 movies, only 7 times did I go to an actual theater.

Feb 20: Black Panther with my cousin and her kids
Apr 26: Avengers: Infinity War with my coworker and his son and his friends
May 6: Avengers: Infinity War with the ParisPekings (all of them)
May 20: Avengers: Infinity War with a friend, his sister and niece
Jun 30: Incredibles 2 with ALCMDPP
Jul 8: Ant-Man And Wasp with ALCMDPP
Dec 26: Mary Poppins Returns with mom

And as you can see, three of them were the same movie, and all but one was super-hero related.  That's pretty much the only time I go to the movie theater anymore: to see superheroes of scifi.

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Book wise, this year I read only 37 books.  Only a two book drop over last year.  Here are my yearly totals:

2018: 37
2017: 39
2016: 31
2015: 52
2014: 48
2013: 44
2012: 31
2011: 45
2010: 42
2009: 33
2008: 28
2007: 23
2006: 20
2005: 15
2004: 26
2003: 24
2002: 33
2001: 28
2000: 22
1999: 22

Breaking them down by category, I came up with this:

Doctor Who: 8
History: 8
Fantasy: 2
Fiction: 3
Presidents: 4
Comic Books: 5
Gay: 3
Star Trek: 2
Young Adult Fiction: 2

And then the number and cost of books bought, we have: 

2018: 192 books for $1330.92, average of $6.93 per book, BUT, 
                 Of these books, 48 are actual books, 135 are graphic novels
2017: 83 books for $691.88, average of $8.34 per book
2016: 57 books for $409.91, average of $7.19 per book 
2015: 90 books for $1007.65, average of $11.20 per book
2014: 80 books for $813.24, average of $10.17 per book
2013: 59 books for $557.39, average of $9.45 per book

So I bought a LOT more books, but those were mostly just graphic novels I got at Ollies and other sales for obscenely cheap prices.  In actually, I bought just over half the number of books I actually got last year.  And due to the Ollie's cheap graphic novels, but yearly average cost per book is the lowest since I've been keeping track of this.
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Slutty Section (skim passed this if you don't want to know these)

Number of times I had sex:
2018: 122
2017: 101
2016: 80
2015: 78
2014: 74

Number of different sex partners:
2018: 30
2017: 37
2016: 22
2015: 28
2014: 22

Number of brand new, never been with before, partners:
2018: 17
2017: 27
2016: 15
2015: 14
2014: 9

My most regular sex partner was, like all the last couple years, Derick.  Although another regular Will finished up a reasonable second.  Together, Derick and Will account for almost half of all my encounters.

Other slutty incidentals: I had a threeway this year, and almost another one, but it didn't work out.  I had 3 days throughout the year where I had sex with 2 different guys at different times throughout the day.  And for one week, from Oct 1 to Oct 6, I had sex every day, with a different guy each time.

And the 2018 Monthly Sex Chart!
(after I posted this, Derick stopped by for some New Year's Bedtimesexxyfun.  I'm not gonna remake the entire graph, so just imagine that December is 11 and not 10).


And that's My 2018 In Stats!

I hope your 2018 was great too!

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 451)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

After last night's celebrations, I bet there's a lot of people hung over, still in bed.  And in their honor, this week we have Tooshies Laying In Bed (Sleeping Or Recovering From A Hangover Or Whatever).











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