Sunday, June 10, 2012

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 180)...

Superman Sundays

I heard that there was an insanely cute black man staying at my house this week who had a pair of Superman undies, but, since I never saw the Superman undies ON said insanely cute black man (or saw them at ALL for that matter), I'm gonna say it was all fiction.  I mean, unless I see it, it ain't real.  So, I'm gonna just have to pretend there was an insanely cute black man staying at my house this week wearing a pair of Superman undies....and I'll pretend this is exactly how I saw him.


POLT

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 310)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/


I say ... and you think ... ?

  1. Stitches :: Surgery
  2. Reckless :: Endangerment
  3. Wealth :: Money
  4. Tenant :: Landlord
  5. Recognize :: See
  6. Hospital :: Doctors
  7. Bangs :: Explodes
  8. Hello :: Hi!
  9. Folder :: Manila
  10. Glamour :: Magazine

POLT

Saturday, June 09, 2012

My baby's got a secret (Part 162)...

Secret Saturdays

These come from postsecret.blogspot.com 

Since it's the Pride Parade in DC today, this week's theme is Gay Secrets.





POLT

Friday, June 08, 2012

My neck and shoulders are sore.  This happens sometimes at work from typing on the computer all day and the position of the keyboard and monitor.  But when I leave work and get home, it usually all goes away.  But tonight, it's still sore.  I even had to take some Advil.  And I've felt pretty listless all day.

This concerns me because historically, when I have a sore neck and upper back, it can lead to some kind of flu or other sickness.  And I do NOT want to get sick tonight or tomorrow.  Not with the all the people coming to my house tomorrow and the trip to the Parade and all.  I can be sick tomorrow night when we get back, if need be, cause once we're back from the Parade, I don't HAVE to leave the house again until Tuesday morning at 7AM.   But I simply will NOT miss the Parade this year! Nope, not gonna happen.  This is just a quirk.  That's it.


POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 320)...

Frenching Fridays

This week, no theme, just random kisses.





POLT

Thursday, June 07, 2012

Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my Parade....

This Saturday is the Capitol Gay Pride Parade in Washington DC.  It will be 14 years since I went to my first one.  Let's review.

1998: Went with Ag, Carl and Harley (and older couple we knew from Headquarters), and two other guys my age that were friends with them that I didn't know so well: Arnie and Jeff.
1999: Went with Ag, Amie (on her only trip) and Johnnie (on his first).  Didn't actually get to the Parade, as I had car trouble on the way down, had to be towed back to Waynesboro and then we drove down in Ag's car. Made it in time for the Pride Festival (which in those days immediately followed the Parade.  Now it's the next day).
2000: Went with Ag, Johnnie (again) and his friend Paul.
2001: Went with Ag, Johnnie (his last time), Jen (a girl I worked with at Borders), two guys we knew from Deer Park Randy and Brian.  Met my friend Mark down there and he hung with us.  Also met a college girl named Kendra on the metro.  She was by herself and we kind of adopted her and she hung out with us the whole day.
2002: Went with Ag, met Mark down there and he hung with us again.
2003: Did not go, because I was in the wedding of Mr. And Mrs. A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking.
2004: Went with Ag.  Spent the weekend down there in a hotel right on DuPont Circle cause Saturday was the Parade, Sunday day was the Festival and Sunday night was a Madonna concert that Ag and I had tickets for.  Could one HAVE a more gayer weekend (even though it did not, unfortunately, include any of teh gay sechs).
2005: Went with Ag.
2006: Went with Ag, my friend Gar and his boyfriend at the time Troy (you can find out all about him by going the Labels over in the sidebar and clicking on the first one "T").
2007: Went with Ag and that total loser she ended up marrying, Andrew.  Yeah, what a fun time that was.
2008: Went with Michelle, her brother, his girlfriend at the time Kara, and the sexy, blonde, English Conrad.
2009: Went with StratCat (her first time).
2010: Went by myself.  Had a fun time, but it just wasn't the same without someone there to enjoy it with me.  Right after the Parade ended, I did meet up with the FABulous VUBOQ for a few short minutes.
2011: Went with StratCat and her cousin CC.  VUBOQ joined us and watched a good portion of the parade with us.
2012: And this year, I'll be going with StratCat and CC (again) but this time with CC's son Josh, and "Viva-La-Swirl" Paul and his insanely cute boyfriend Travis!  YAY!

Wow, I had no idea I took that many people with me over the years.  By my count, I took 25 different people to the Parade over the years (including this year's upcoming one).  And of those 25, 11 were straight, 14 were gay and 5 of them I took multiple times.  Hmm, interesting stats (at least to me).

If I get up the motivation, I may scan a some photos from past trips for a post tomorrow night, who knows?

POLT

Call me in three months time, and I'll be fine (Part 11)...

Thursdays Three

So let's see what's made this past week a winner for me.

1) Beautiful Days


After a hot, humid, sticky, generally icky Memorial Day weekend the weather has dramatically improved.  Over the past week, despite a lil bit of rain, it's been generally cool (like in the 70s), sunny with very little clouds in the skies and a cooling breeze.  At least while I've been taking my walks.  It's simply been glorious!

2) A clean house.


A house that is clean, neat, orderly, almost fresh.  And smells of Pine-Sol, Orange Pledge, and definitely fresh! I just hope I can keep it this way until my weekend guests arrive on Saturday.  But I like how clean is looks and smalls.

3) This video.



It just cracks me up.  Im not even sure the kid in the back blinks even once.

POLT

Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 226)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week's theme: Stripes!





POLT

Tuesday, June 05, 2012

About to hurt them, like a tagteam (Part 10)...

Sport Or Sex?


Yeah, I'm not totally sure either, but whichever it is, I hope Mr. Red Singlet gets a little bit a lube on his hand before he goes any deeper into Mr. Blue Singlet.  

POLT

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 113)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, since it's the 5th of June, I give you 5 pics of 5 Tooshies each (that's 25 tooshies total!!!)








POLT

Monday, June 04, 2012

You're exhausted, by your own life...

So, guess who's an exhausted puppy.  Yeah, me.

Mom came down today to help me clean and tidy up the house a bit for my upcoming weekend visitors. (Oh, I don't think I've told you, Paul "Viva-La-Swirl" Wykcoff and his insanely cute boyfriend Travis, and coming down Saturday from Long Island.  They're going to accompany me and my 'group' to the Pride Parade in DC, then spend the night at my place before leaving Sunday to visit Hershey Park, spend the night there and then return home.  YAY! How excited am I?)  So we cleaned up the kitchen, the bathroom, the spare bedroom, the dining room and the kitchen.  Took us 3.5 hours to accomplish it all.

Then, since the petunias in the front garden are pretty pathetic, we decided to go get some more, which we did.  A batch of deep purple ones and a batch of light purple ones.  And these much more healthy than the ones we got a few weeks ago.  So then we came back here and planted all 12 of them in the garden.  And they're looking much better after less than on day than all the others have looked after two weeks.  So that's good.

Seeing as how it was now almost 2PM, we were both quite hungry.  So we went to the Parlor House, where I had delicious broiled haddock, an equally delicious salad, and so-so green beans.  And a glass of water.  Totally fit into my diet.  After returning home and wasting time here, I taped up a package I needed to send, and walked it over to the Post Office and then back.  It only took 24 minutes, which isn't as much as I have been doing, but it was a walk nonetheless.  And it was the third say in a row I took a walk, so that's all good too.  Oh, and in the middle of all this, I also washed and changed the bedsheets on both my bed and the spare one, and laundered several blankets that needed done.

SO now, for the rest of the day, I'm in.  In and doing nothing but putzing around online and watching crap on TV.  I'm not going out again tonight come hell or high water.  Although a hot Asian twinkie with a hairthing may tempt me out, but even that's not a guarantee tonight!

POLT


You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 356)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week, since this is June 4, I give you 4 photos of 4 Hot Shirtless Guys each.





(16 hot shirtless guys in one post! Enjoy!)

POLT

Sunday, June 03, 2012

Salsa cookies...windmill cookies....

This is creepy and yet awesome at the same time!


Brillance, sheer brillance.

POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 179)...

Superman Sundays

This week's theme: Superman necklace bling.




POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 309)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/


I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Model :: Fashion
  2. Clash :: "Rock The Casbah"
  3. Frightening :: Republicans In Charge
  4. Instinct :: Magazine
  5. Award show :: Oscars
  6. Editing :: Reviewing
  7. Frumpy :: Old Lady
  8. Everyone :: All
  9. Lifting :: Weights
  10. Agencies :: Federal


POLT

Saturday, June 02, 2012

P-p-p-p-p-pokerface.....

Oh look someone's been playing poker and got a full house!



Three queens and two of a kind.

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 161)...

Secret Saturdays

This week's theme: Orgasms.






POLT

Friday, June 01, 2012

Spinning round and round over you....

So how's it going, Polt?  Well thanks for asking!

See, yesterday, today and tomorrow, I am the only one from my department who's going to physically be at work.  So I have to pretty much do everything that needs to be done over those days myself, whether it's the usual, everyday work or something that only needs done occasionally, or the rare really odd things.  And so, you ask what the last two days have been like?  Let me show you.



Yeah, something like that.

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 319)...

Frenching Fridays

This week's theme: Full Body Shot Kisses.





POLT

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Spelling my name in analogies, pulling your eyelids down...

Hmmmm.....


Well, honestly, if he's at my house, attired thusly, he ain't gonna be there for his spelling skills anyway, ya know?

POLT