Monday, January 23, 2012

People try to judge me when they're not in my shoes (Part 3)...

I recently finished season 2 of Voyager.  Seeing it one episode after the other makes it a lot less horrible than it is when viewed seperated by a week at time or when seen disjointedly in reruns.  But dont get me wrong, it's still horrid.  I'll prove this with two simple words:


"Threshold" and "Clown".  


Nuff said, eh?

In addition,  I recently finished the book "Upstairs At The White House". 


It's a memoir, told by one of the Chief Ushers of the White House from 1941-1969.   For me, it was extremely interesting, giving the author's personal take of the various First Ladies (Eleanor Roosevelt, Bess Truman, Mamie Eisenhower, Jackie Kennedy, Lady Bird Johnson, and Pat Nixon).  It gave a lot of details of how the White House works and things that happened during that time period.  And for a Presidential History junkie like me, this was like crack cocaine.  I don't suppose it would appeal to many people, but for what it was, it was outstanding.

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 339)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme: None.  Just random photos.









POLT

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 294)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

1.Rivals :: Enemies
2.Automatically :: Occurance
3.Bathroom :: Break
4.Jerk :: Steve Martin
5.Preference :: Sexual
6.Parenting :: Book
7.Helmet :: Football
8.Wave :: Stadium
9.Judo :: Karate
10.Flat tire :: AAA

POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 162)...

Superman Sundays

Continuung the Superman Tattoo theme.


And just like last week, it's a shame I can't show you the entire photo....yeah, it's something alright.

POLT

Saturday, January 21, 2012

The iron fist will make the tyrants fall...

One day this week, my phone rang at work.

ME: Hello?
MOM: Polt, it's me.  Do you want your ironing board?
ME: Um..........I HAVE an ironing board?
MOM: Yeah, it's in your basement, I moved it when we were moving everything for the plumbers, and it's not heavy, and grandma's is too heavy for her, so I thought we could exchange them, maybe?
ME: Um, well since I didn't know I even had an ironing board, I'd say she could just take it. 
MOM: But then you wouldn't have an ironing board, if you don't get hers.
ME: I didn't even know I had the one I have now, surely I'm not going to miss it.
MOM: Well, we'll just exchange them later in the week.  That way everyone's happy.
ME: Yeah, I'd be so distressed if I didn't have an ironing board.

Seriously, why would need an ironing board, of any weight, if I hadn't used the one I have no in...well forever maybe?

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 145)...

Secret Saturdays

Since Glee's returned, this week's theme will be, obviously, Glee.





POLT

Friday, January 20, 2012

I didn't do that, I swear, I swear....

Jackie, the youngest ParisPeking kid, made herself up a curse word.  When she doesn't get her way, she pouts, stamps her foot and says the following:



The word is "Darnikelpickles".  Yeah, no idea where she got that from.  Course, when she says it, she's unhappy, not smiley and dimply like she is here.  Oh, and the goofy laughter at the end comes from the oldest ParisPeking kid, Abby.

Ah, they're such fun.  Now.  Just wait ten years....oy.

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 303)...

Frenching Fridays

This week's theme: Kisses And Asses.






POLT

Thursday, January 19, 2012

A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 33)...

Luscious Licks

Two for one special!


And a purple shirt thrown in to boot!

POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 39)...

MOTIVATION


POLT

Rita Hayworth gave good face (Part 26)...

Fetching Faces

The piercings are disturbing and the hair derivative, but the lips are nibble-worthy and the eyes simply dreamy.


POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 11)...

Superhero Anydays

So, Robin, is that a batarang in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

And for the straight male readers, all two of you, there's a French maid in the background for your enjoyment.

POLT

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 208)...

WifeBeater Wednesdays

This week's theme: Wifebeaters With Shades.




POLT

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Love is a bird, she needs to fly...

Have you heard, they're planning a sequel to "Black Swan"?  This is who they plan on casting as the lead.



It ain't Craigger's Wife, Natalie Portman, but still....

POLTS

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 95)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week's theme: Tooshies In Lockerooms.




POLT

Monday, January 16, 2012

People try to judge me when they're not in my shoes (Part 2)...

Last Thursday Kris and I watched two movies and today I finished up a DVD set.

"The Animatrix"
This is nine animated short movies relating to (in some cases in very obscure ways) the Matrix Trilogy.  The films range in quality from mildly entertaining to bizarre, overdone, trippy and uninteresting.  I owned this CD and I had watched it before a few years ago, and actually fell asleep while watching it. And this time, cuddle up next to Kris with his arms around me, I actually drifted off for a few seconds again.  Both of us agreed, overall, the whole thing sucked.  As it went on, it just got worse and worse.  The animation was quite good, even if the plots and such were terrible.  I suppose should I ever be high again in my life, this would be something worth watching.  Otherwise, I'll probably never play the stupid thing again.
"Go"
I hadn't seen this movie in a while and Kris had never seen it, so we watched it.  I have always loved the movie, and Kris did as well after watching it.  It's quirky, fun, funny, and has quite a few unexpected and strange turns in it.  It's got tons of famous people in it.  And it even has some hot shirtless guys for people like me, and some tittie-shots for the straight guys among you.  I would highly reccommend that if you haven't seen it, you watch it right now.  You'll definitely enjoy it.
"Star Trek: Voyager, Season 1"
Just let me say, after watching it one episode after another as opposed to watching it sporadically as it aired, that the series is not as bad as I had thought it was.  Oh, dont get me wrong, it's not really good either, but it's not the mass of stinking dog poop I thought it was.  There's still the Kazon, and Chakotay's Indian mystic crap, and Janeway's changing horrid hairdos, and Neelix (the photo above is when his lungs were removed...and unfortunately, he did not die), and that episode where Tuvok uses a dog, a DOG for God's sake, to solve a murder mystery.  And I think that says it all.

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 338)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme: Hot Shirtless Guys With Chest Tattoos!











POLT

Sunday, January 15, 2012

So last Thursday night, I picked up Kris after work and he spent the night.  This was quite pleasing, as I thought the previous Sunday/Monday stayover would be the last. And since this would be his last night in the area (he was moving to Richmond on Friday afternoon), I thought he'd want to spend it with his friends and not me.  But that probed inaccurate.

We had originally planned on going to see "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" and get dinner before coming back here.  But in thinking about it, I came to realize that would mean we'd have limited amounts of time together, alone.  So instead I suggested we just come back here to watch movies and eat.  Which is what we did.

We first watched "The Animatrix", then ordered, picked up, and ate a pizza, and then watched "Go."  All while sitting on the couch, cuddling, talking, kissing.  It was much better than having to be in a theater and restaurant.  After this, we went to bed for betimesexxyfun.  And more talking and cuddling.  it was fun, Kris was giggley and tickily.  It wasn't sad or teary like it had been Sunday night. 

I think this time, we both knew it was the last, final time, and we had accepted it, and were just having fun with each other.  We weren't worried about being apart, or what have you, we were just more in the moment.  We talked, but it wasn't sad or melancholic. 

And when we slept, the whole entire night, we were cuddled up against one another.  I frequently wake up throughout the night to readjust my position in bed, and that night, everytime I did, we were touching, skin to skin in some fashion.  It was a great feeling, safe, comfortable and comforting. 

And on the plus side, the final night Kris spent at my house, until Sunday night, we had access to the shower and toilet.  Such a small thing, but well, I didn't want his last night with me to be a night of holding his bladder and not showering.

On the way to work Friday, I took him home.  I had feared this trip might be awkward or sad or depressing, but it wasn't.  We simply held hands and talked pleasantly, like always.  And when I parked in front of his car, we kissed goodbye, said we loved each other, and off he went to his apartment and I to work.

That night, I got a text from him. "Made it here alive and I miss you already :( "  I told him I missed him too, wished him good luck and told him I'd call him in a few day to talk.  He said "okay and thanks.  love you love you love you"  Which was really sweet I thought and did make me a smidge misty eyed.

I am a bit sad over the whole thing.  But not upset or depressed.  I do miss him.  But he's moving on to bigger and better things, things he couldnt get here.  And for that, I'm happy for him and excited.  And we're still going to stay in touch via Facebook, texts and calls.  And there are tentative plans for me to get a hotel room there in April or May for a weekend, so there will be that.  And of course, I'll have to memories.

Course, memories really don't keep you warm, safe and comforted in bed....

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 293)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

1.Red tape :: Cut
2.Crush :: Orange
3.Magical :: Mystery Tour
4.Sticky :: Tape
5.Tile :: Floor
6.Doubt :: Reasonable
7.Inconsistent ::Varied
8.Kiss :: Smooch
9.Inspiration :: Reason
10.Thanks :: You're welcome

POLT

Deive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 161)...

Superman Sundays

Continuing the Superman tattoo theme.


And it's a shame I can't show you the whole entire photo here, cause it is quite a view.

POLT