Monday, May 21, 2012

Close, across the miles, it's funny to me...

“Ted Cruz is a true conservative you can trust to stand on principle and change the way Washington does business… Today, through May 25, please vote early for Ted Cruz for U.S. Senate.”


Over the weekend, Sarah Palin, in an effort, I assume, to remain relevant, made the above quote in a robocall to Republican voters in Topeka Kansas.


What she actually did, however, was prove, yet again, just what an idiot she is.  You see, Ted Cruz is running for the US Senate in Texas, not Kansas.  But in her defense, she was close, only a few states off.  And she DID get not only his name correct, but also the office he was seeking.  So there IS that.  


And for her, coming this close to being accurate is practically a home run.  So, well, good for her, I guess.




POLT

His form and face, his manly grace...

Yesterday, after eating lunch, Mom and I went to Lowe's to get the flowers for my front garden.  We also got some for the two pots I put on the porch.  We got the pots filled yesterday, but the plan was to plant the petunias out front today.  They we were to take my car to the carwash in Hagerstown and get it cleaned and then eat over there.

So, of course, this morning when I woke up, it was raining.  And had been for quite some time, apparently.  I called mom and we laughed about it, but called off all our plans.  I laid in bed and read for a bit.  After about an hour, mom called back and said it had stopped raining and her sidewalk was dried up, so maybe we could plant the flowers anyway.  I agreed, and she said she'd be right down.  So just throwing some clothes on, putting on a cap, and gargling, I made my way downstairs, no shower needed.

I trimmed the tree out front (and did a horrible job of it, as well.  Damn good thing I'm not a barber), and we got a good portion of the petunias planted.  But it turns out I had more flowers than room.  And in the middle of doing so, it started raining again, albeit lightly.  Still we finished.  And then we decided to go to Lowe's to get another pot to put the remaining flowers in.  At Lowe's mom got a few things she needed but I couldn't find a planter that I wanted.  So off we went to Wal-Mart.  There I DID find a planter, as well as four little lights to put in the front garden as well. ( I want to put something relatively cheap out there to see how long it lasts out there.  I live along a busy street and my thought is, anything I put there will be subject to being broken/stolen.  So these cheap lights are a trial.  If I have no issues with them, next year I may find something a bit more expensive and nifty to put out there)

Despite the rain, I did get the lights out into the garden myself.  We'll plant the flowers in the new planter sometime soon.  But I did all this in the rain, without a shower and with no breakfast.  I NEVER leave the house without cleaning up first, usually.  But today, I did.  And played around in dirt and shopped at Lowe's and all.  I felt all butch and manly.

An unusual, but not altogether unpleasant, feeling, I tell you.

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 354)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme: Hot Shirtless Guys In The Water!






POLT

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 177)...

Superman Sundays


This week, we've got a wet, and cute, Superman!


And I bet there's a helluvan interesting story behind this pic too. :)

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 307)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/


I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Vision :: Scarlet Witch
  2. Throne :: King
  3. Streaming :: Video
  4. Framed :: Photograph
  5. Unrealistic :: Republican ideas
  6. Insecure :: Shy
  7. Traffic :: Hate it!
  8. Punch :: Hawaiian
  9. Pile :: Up
  10. Movie :: The Avengers!

POLT

Saturday, May 19, 2012

My baby's got a secret (Part 159)...

Secret Saturdays

These come from postsecret.blogspot.com

This week's theme: Water photos!






POLT

Friday, May 18, 2012

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 317)...

Frenching Fridays

This week's theme: Pool Kisses.





POLT

Thursday, May 17, 2012

I feel love....

Donna Summer passed away.  She was only 63.  When I think of Donna Summer, I think of one song in particular, and in honor of her memory, I give you a video of that song.





I'm dancing along even as I listen to it.


Rest in peace.

POLT

With their neon helmets their neon spandex...

God bless the inventor of Spandex.



And the guys who wear it so well.

POLT

Call me in three months time and I'll be fine (Part 8)...

Thursday Three

Let's see what made my week a little more livable.

1) Magellan GPS



I borrowed mom's Magellan GPS for the trip to Richmond, and it was a damn good thing I did.  Madge (as I like to call her, since I talk back to her frequently), got through the streets of Richmond alone at more than one point.  Without Madge being there, I'd have to have relied on Kris's directions and, God bless his soul, I don't think he has a sense of direction at all, so that woulda been a disaster.  Yay Madge!

2) Mother's Day



I don't like manufactured holidays like Mother's Day, Father's Day, and Valentine's Day.  But I DO love telling Mom I love her, and showing her so.  I never celebrate Mother's Day ON Mother's Day, but always a few days before or after.  I sent her a serious Mother's Day card she got on Friday, and a card from a kid that she got on Saturday (and laughed about).  And then on the way home, I bought a bouquet of flowers for her.  She wasn't home when I got there, so I put them in a vase in the kitchen along with a Happy Mother's Day note.  So this year, mom got to celebrate Mother's Day three separate days that were NOT officially Mother's Day!

3) "Somebody I Used To Know"


I know I just posted this video yesterday, but it's my new favorite song.  And honestly, Kris and I heard it EVERYWHERE we went.  When I think of my Richmond trip to see Kris, this song is always playing in the back of mind like a soundtrack.

What made your week easier to survive?

POLT

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Prometheus, your windows closes, I am crucified...

You've seen the trailer for "Prometheus", right?  The movie that everybody is raving about being anxious to see?  Well I don't think I'll be seeing it, at least not in the theater.  I mean, I'm not totally sure what's going on in the movie, but I DO know that music just freaks me the fuck out!  Here, have a listen! (it really kicks in at like 1:43 or so, I think)



*SHUDDER*  And if the music's enough to do that to me, I can't IMAGINE what the movie itself will do!  No, I think this is one I'll watch on Netflix.  From the safety of my own home.  On a Sunday afternoon when there's plenty of light.

POLT


Cut their hair short, wear shirts, and boots (Part 223)...

Wife-Beater Wednesdays

This week's theme: Seated Wife-Beaters.








POLT

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Wish I was in Richmond, the land I was raised...

So, you may or may not know that I spent the last weekend in and around Richmond Virginia, visiting Kris.  Had a great time.  Made it down there and back safely.  Was great to spend some 45 hours with Kris.  I made some notes of some of the things that occurred.

1) We discovered that a wet willy is not as sexy as actually licking an ear.

2) The soundtrack of our entire weekend is encompassed in four songs we hear nearly continually.

Somebody That I Used To Know

We heard this song almost continuously, so much so that there were times in the hotel room when we sang it to each other.  Also, it is now my current favorite song.

We Are Young

This song was still playing all over the radio, and he and I both know all the words, so we'd sing it together when we heard it.

What Makes You Beautiful

This song was all over the radio there, I had never heard it before, but Kris pointed it out to me.  He also showed me to video the first day.  It's a pop tune, okay, in and of itself. The guys in the band are pretty damn cute though.

Rumor Has It

This was the other song that seemed to be playing the whole weekend for us.

All four of these songs were always there in the background when Kris and I were anywhere music was playing.

3)  We have determined that once we get married, we shall have a house with a large shower installed wherein the shower head is in the ceiling right in the center.  And further, when we adopt a small North Korean boy, we shall name him Bandersnatch Wickersham Shockey-Quick.

4) I realized I can get slightly sunburned by walking around downtown Richmond Virginia on a warm sunny May afternoon for only 50 minutes or so.

5) I found my way from hotel back to where Kris worked after only driving from his work to the hotel once.  Did so by myself.  While ignoring the directions the Magellan GPS was giving me.  At night.  In the rain.  Yay me.

6) Interstate 95 is absolutely in-freakin-SANE!  Three lanes of near constant traffic.  I was going 70 miles per hour, which seemed a little fast for me, but was the speed limit there, and everyone else was flying past me as if I was going in reverse!  And even at about 10 o'clock at night, the roadway was extremely busy.  That whole stretch of highway was just crazy!  I hope I'll never have to go on that highway again...but if I'm gonna visit Kris again....well, that would get me back on the highway.  But that's about it.

7) The stereotype of Southern hospitality is actually true.  I was in line at Wal-Mart and had a very pleasant conversation with a black lady behind me.  Even was introduced to her two pre-teen kids.  I ended up telling her why I was there (visiting a friend), where I was from, what I was doing there (visiting him), and what I thought of Richmond.  I found out she had been in PA several times before, although never to my area, that she was preparing for a cookout the next day, and she offered to give me directions back to my hotel (but I had the GPS to get me there).  Very nice and polite.

8) I found out how much fun it can be to be inside a Barnes & Noble, sitting in a comfy stuffed chair, with your man in a similar chair facing you and a wooden table between you both, texting sexy messages to each other and making googley eyes at one another.

9) I totally blew my diet all weekend.  I ate at an Applebees (fish and chips), Wendy's, a sub and chips from Wal-Mart, some beer and a McDonalds.  Yeah, it was that kinda eats.  And other than a walk around Richmond, and some strolls through Wal-Mart, I got no exercise.  Although there was the wet, messy, decadent, sticky, monkey-sex, bedtimesexxyfun with Kris, so that worked some calories off.

10) While eating at Applebees, I was having trouble with the ketchup bottle (don't ask), and Kris took it to try to help.  And while looking at the opening, I suppose he squeezed the bottle, cause the next thing we knew, he was wearing ketchup on his, luckily red, shirt, his neck, cheek and glasses.  I didn't laugh until he started laughing, but my God it was hilarious!

11) My current car Sebastian is like a box on wheels, and going at high speeds, he doesn't handle the best.  Miss Cleo, my old car, was sleek and streamlined and aerodynamic, and handled like a dream.  I like Sebastian, he's better on gas and a nice little car.  But he's just not built for high speeds on crowded interstates.

12) Richmond radio station Hot 100.9 simply rocks.  I wish there was a comparable station around here.

13) Kris wanted to show me around the University area of Richmond.  We drove down through an upscale part of Richmond, both of us enjoying the architecture and area.  On the way down, Kris told me he'd only been here twice, and that explains why we got lost.  We went through an industrial area, which was deserted cause it was Sunday.  Then we were in a...less savory part of the city.  I wont say it was the slums, but it was barely a step above the slums.  He was trying to use the GPS on his phone, but wasn't having much success (his sense of direction is somewhat lacking).  Finally, I had had enough. I pulled into a church parking lot, got out my iPhone and found out where we were on my GPS there (the Magellan GPS I had, I was less familiar with.  It's great for directions, but for locating oneself, I'm just more used to my iPhone).  It turns our we were just about six blocks west of where we wanted to be.  And once we got there, we realized we had actually been by this same house in the area twice.  *SIGH*  It's a good thing I like him for reasons other than his sense of direction.  And it was a very nice area we were walking around, a lot of interesting stuff.  If he didn't have to get to work later, we would have spent more time walking around there.

14) Gas around here is around 3.60 a gallon.  In and around Richmond, I never saw it that high, and in fact, got it at one point for 3.49 a gallon.

15) We found out that Kris and I don't fit as well in a double bed as we do in my king-sized bed.  I mean, I guess we always knew that, but now we know for sure.  From personal experience.

16) And then there are the few photos I took over the weekend:
A pretty cook looking building in downtown Richmond.

Presumably the headquarters of the Richmond Dairy Company.

Kris and I.

Kris, from behind, walking in Richmond.

Kris in Applebees, wearing the ketchup, which you can't see.  But it's there, trust me.

Kris, with our reflections in the mirror. Oh, yeah, did I mention there was a mirror that ran the length of the wall behind the beds?  Well there was. 

Kris again.

The building at the end of the street is an old police/fire station, converted into something else.  Just a unique looking building.

This is on the outside of the Richmond Police Headquarters building.  It's just there, jutting out into the street from the side of the building.  Again, very unique.  And kinda creepy.

So yeah, that was trip.  I enjoyed it immensely.  I'm looking forward to going again, to see Kris, and to see more of Richmond.  Although honestly, the drive down, yeah, not so much.

POLT

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 110)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week's theme: Tooshie And Tuques, Laying Down.







POLT

Monday, May 14, 2012

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 306)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/


I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Pet :: Dog
  2. Show :: Boat
  3. Annoying :: Little brothers
  4. Dare you! :: Double Dog Dare you!
  5. Simplistic ::Republicans
  6. Thrilled :: Excited
  7. Freeze :: Icy
  8. Instrument :: Guitar
  9. Cold shoulder :: Ignore
  10. Adopt :: Children

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 353)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme: Hot Shirtless Guys In The Bathroom Self-Pics!






POLT

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 176)...

Superman Sundays

This week, in honor of Mother's Day, we have SuperMom!



POLT

Saturday, May 12, 2012

My baby's got a secret (Part 158)...

Secret Saturdays

Since tomorrow is Mother's Day, this week's theme is Mother Secrets!





POLT

Friday, May 11, 2012

Neville was a f-f-f-fine lad but when we go to know him better Neville drove us mad...

Remember Neville Longbottom from the Harry Potter movies?  Awkward, kinda bucktooth, somewhat goofy-looking Neville Longbtoom?

Well, check out Neville today:



He growed up real nice, didn't he now?

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 316)...

Frenching Fridays

In honor of this weekend being spent with Kris, this week's theme is Interracial Kisses!





POLT