Monday, August 20, 2012

Catching up is hard to do....

Well hello there.  How have you all been?  I've not been posting much other than the daily stuff, but I've been a bit busy.  The guy I mentioned last week and I have still been hanging out quite a bit.  Perhaps a bit more than I'm comfortable with sometimes.  I'm not sure what we are, nor where we're going, and that's kinda added to a lot of stress and needless worry lately.  But it is what is, so what can I do.  Yesterday, Jason (that's his name) rode with me to the mechanic's to drop off Sebastian (my car) to get the oil changed today, and we walked back, taking 35 minutes and a stroll through the park in doing so.  Followed by bedtimesexxyfun and  talking later.  He makes me laugh.  He's incredibly hot.  And I have a good time with him.  That should be enough...but there's still a lot of drama...which I don't need or want.  Eh, whatever, I'll deal with it, day by day.

Today, mom and my 11 year old cousin Lexi and I went to play mini-golf.  I of COURSE used the purple ball.  Mom and I tied, with 61 each!   But it was fun.  And afterwards, we went to a buffet to eat a late lunch.  After stuffing myself freakin silly, I came home, read a bit and then took a nap (yeah, my life is pretty rough sometimes).  Then I realized my car was probably ready and decided to walk down to get it.

As I'm walking there, I can see these dark stormclouds working their way this way.  The walk only takes like 15 minutes, but nonetheless, I'm forced to run like two blocks cause the rain is starting.  And I do NOT run. Usually.  

So I get the car, get home, and realize as I'm walking to the house (in the rain) my keychain came apart before I picked it up and the house keys are IN the house.  But no fear, I just hop back in the car, drive to mom's and get the spare keys from her.  Then I drive home, run into the house (through even stronger rain) and get inside.  Quite an afternoon.

My whole sleep schedule has been off, due to the damn Olympics.  They kept me up until after 11, almost to midnight several nights in a row.  And I still haven't recovered.  I can't get to sleep at a decent hour, and I can't get up as easily in the morning as I had been before.  Course, to be fair, I WAS fighting a cold last week that kept me up night's coughing, so that affected it to.  But whatever.  I hope to get back into my usual sleeping rhythm soon.

And so yeah...that's what's been happening with me lately.  I hope you guys are all doing well!

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 367)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme: Shirtless With Towels.











POLT

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Still at it, till death do us part (Part 13)...

Dead Or Alive!

Remember, don't cheat, just give me your best guess.

Bob Eubanks


Mr. Eubanks was born in 1938.  He is perhaps best known for hosting The Newlywed Game off and on since 1966.  But he also has worked as a manager in the country music business, for such artists as Dolly Parton, Barbara Mandrell and Marty Robbins.

So tell me, Bob Eubanks, is he....Dead Or Alive?

POLT

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 320)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

  1. Course :: Obstacle
  2. Delusion :: Hallucination
  3. Silly :: Stupid
  4. Intrepid :: Brave
  5. Candle :: Burning
  6. Entrance :: Exit
  7. Voracious :: Hungry
  8. Taste :: Yummy
  9. Bobble :: Head
  10. Horror :: Movie


POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 190)...

Superman Sundays

This week: The Olympics Edition!



POLT

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Dead Or Alive Results!


Mr. Bart Starr is still alive at 78 years of age, although assuredly not lobbing footballs over attaching linemen anymore. 

Totals:

Adam: Cheater/6
Amie: 9/-1
FDot: Snarky/4
john: 1/-1
Marcus Veyera: 0/-1
Mark: 5/-5
Michelle M.: 7/-2
Mikey 1/-1 
Ryan: 3/-1
Tam: 8/-4
truthspew: 7/-1 




POLT
My list of the Top 20 most listened to songs on my iTunes:

1. Back To Black (Glee version)
2. Bohemain Like You - The Dandy Warhols
3. We Are Young - fun.
4. Woo Hoo - The 5, 6, 7, 8.'s
5. Song 2 - Blur
6. Clocks - Coldplay
7. 99 Problems - Jay-Z
8. Respect - Aretha Franklin
9. Soul Bossa Nove - Quincy Jones
10. Flower - Pansy Division
11. Groove Is In The Heart - Dee-Lite
12. Born This Way - Lady Ga-Ga
13. Let Down - Radiohead
14. Doctor Who theme
15. Love Me Or Leave Me - Sammy Davis Jr.
16. Don't Rain On My Parade (Glee Version)
17. Snakedriver - The Jesus & Mary Chain
18. Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis
19. Moonlight Serenade - Glenn Miller
20. Dream A Little Dream Of Me - Mama Cass Elliott

Polt

My baby's got a secret (Part 171)...

Secret Saturdays

These come each week from Post Secret.

This week's theme: Pooping Secrets.






POLT

Friday, August 17, 2012

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 16)...

Superhero Anydays!

The Olympic Edition!


Danell Leyva in Batman boxers.  What could be better?  Well, Danell Leyva without the Batman boxers...yeah, that'd be better....

POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 45)...

MOTIVATION

The Olympic Entry!


POLT

A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 38)...

Luscious Licks

The Olympic Entry: Runner LaShawn Merritt.


POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 330)...

Frenching Fridays

This week's theme: Cheek Kisses.




POLT

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Call me in three months time, and I'll be fine (Part 21)...

Thursday Three

Once again, I'm not sure I can put much up here. The weather returned to normal August temps and not one-step-from-Hell temps like before, so that's a good thing.  I still have not gotten back into the diet and exercise routine, so thats bad.  I've been fighting a cold since the weekend, the cough, while not bad, wakes me up like every 20-half hour, so yeah that sucks.  I have had so little sleep the last few nights, I had to take today off work Wednesday, which was a good thing, since my voice kinda left me mid-afternoon.  I did meet someone last weekend, and we spent four out of five days hanging out (including bedtimesexxyfun) so that's a good thing, but I'm not sure where this is going, if anywhere, or even where I want it to go.  And I'm all kinds of ambivalent about that, and he's not in a really good place, both literally and figuratively.  And I'm totally overthinking things regarding him...and so all that's stressful.  So, yeah, with all of that, I don't really have too much to talk about here.

But of course, videos always lighten my week.  So let's check some out.

1) Cute and HOT!


2) Cute and Adorable!


3) and some culture.


POLT

If you're on my list, it's just a question of time (Part 6)...

10 QUESTIONS

This week, the 10 Questions go to the Palace's Canadian correspondent, Tam!  She's got her own blog over at Tams Reads, Writes & Rants, she like to read and write m/m fiction, and she's Canadian.  I'm not sure when I first got to know her online, but I know it was through Puntabulous.  I've met her once at my work when she and The Kid were driving through, twice at my house when she spent the night going to and returning from a trip to Virginia, once in Toronto where we ate at Zelda's, walked around in the rain, and nearly got kicked out of a store because she moved some mannequinns, and of course, at the Puntabupooparty.

TAM

1. What color looks best on you?
Red
2. What is your favorite vegetable?
Corn (on the cob)
3. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Ben & Jerry's Caramel Hat Trick, or if more generic, pecan praline
4. Make an anagram of your name.
Mat
5. Would you ever date outside your race?
Sure, why not?  There are lots of good looking nice guys of all races.
6. When were you last REALLY angry and why?
Back in January, some work related stuff which was the first time in ages I'd been THAT angry.  I get annoyed constantly though.
7. Can you poop in a public restroom or are you poop-shy?
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
8. Would you ever consider dancing live on nationwide TV?
Consider, if the money was right.
9. What celebrity do you look like?
None I don't think.
10. Batman vs Captain America: Who would win?
Batman because he's kinda got an attitude problem and Captain America seems too "nice".

And now we all know Tam a little better.  If you want to play along and haven't let me know yet, just fire off a message to me on Facebook, or at my email poltguy@yahoo.com, and I'll add you to the list!

POLT

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Compare the best of their days with the worst...

So I'm perusing through Cub's Nest, for the articles only of course, and I come across THIS picture....

(link HERE)

And I think, "I KNOW those lips...I know that scraggley beard, I know that...oh my GOD, that's Kris!  On a gay porn site!"  But then I'm thinking, nah, it couldn't be him.  So I went to my supply of Kris photos and compared.  And yes indeedy, to MY eyes, it looked the same.  See what you think!


So I contacted Kris, sent him the link and all and asked if it was him.  He said he thought it might be, he's trying to figure out the shirt in the pic.  I told him I didn't recall him ever having a moustache like that, peach-fuzzy though it may be.  He said he did have one like that when he was in Vienna Va for a while (early 2011).  Then he messages back that yes, he remembers that shirt AND that photo, and yes it IS actually him!

I suppose Kris posted the pic somewhere, like on Facebook, and someone else got it and, well, there it is.  He says he never sent it, or any other photos, out to any sites or anything.  But as they say, once on the Internet, it NEVER goes away.

But the important thing to take away from all this, other than a few laughs is this: I, Polt, have had sex, multiple times, with someone that's appeared on a gay porn blog!  

YES!



POLT
Just in case anyone cared, this is my 6666th post to the Palace.  In 7 years.  But that's a freaky number, eh?  Kinda like that extra 6 tacked onto the three 6's....make me 6 times worse than Satan?  I don't know.  What I do know is, that's a HELLUVA lot of blog posts!

POLT

Still at it, till death us do part (Part 12)...

Dead Or Alive!

In three weeks exactly, the 2012 NFL season will commence (and I fully realize I'm the only person to be reading these words who gives any kind of damn at all).  The first Super Bowl was played in January 1967 and won by the Green Bay Packers.  The Packers winning quarterback was Bart Starr.  SO, in honor of the upcoming football season, today's Dead Or Alive! celebrity is....

Bart Starr


Mr. Starr was born in 1934.  He was quarterback of the Green Bay Packers from 1956-1971.  He led them to be NFL Champions in 1961, 1962, 1965, 1966 & 1967 as well as led them to win the first two Super Bowls ever played, earning the MVP honors in both games.

So tell me, Bart Starr, is he.....Dead Or Alive?

POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 235)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week's theme: Wife-Beaters And Baldness.





POLT

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Dead Or Alive Results!


Willard Scott is still alive, although not a centenarian just yet.

Totals:

Adam: Cheater/6
Amie: 9
FDot: Snarky/4
john: 1
Marcus Veyera: 0/-1
Mark: 5/-4
Michelle M.: 7/-1
Mikey 1/-1 
Ryan: 3/-1
Tam: 8/-3
truthspew: 7/-1 

POLT

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 122)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week's theme: Lines Of Tooshies!






POLT