Friday, May 29, 2015

Come join out party, year, cause anybody just won't do....

So let's try to, over the next 18 months, see if we can keep track of the candidates.

Democrats
Hillary Clinton: April 12, 2015 - 41 days
Bernie Sanders: April 30, 2015 - 30 days
(even though he's really an Independent)

And the clown car that IS the Republican candidates

Ted Cruz: March 23, 2015 - 68 days
Rand Paul: April 7, 2015 - 53 days
Marco Rubio: April 13, 2015 - 40 days
Ben Carson: May 4, 2015 - 26 days
Carly Fiorina: May 4, 2015 - 26 days
Mike Huckabee: May 5, 2015 - 25 days
Rick Santorum: May 27, 2015 - 2 days
George Pataki: May 28, 2015 - 1 day

What a joke.  Ted Cruz: born in Canada to a Cuban father who's against immigration.  Rand Paul: Just as nutty as his dad.  Marco Rubio: "He vote for me cause I'm a Latino candidate NOT named Ted Cruz!"  Ben Carson: a smart neurosurgeon only capable saying stupid things.  Carly Fiorina: the only CEO running for president who ran their company into bankruptcy (at least until Trump decides to run).  Mike Huckabee: "I dropped out in 2008, and didn't bother to run in 2012, but THIS time, I'm serious!".  Rick Santorum: he couldn't even win an election in his own state as an incumbent.  George Pataki: the guy who can't even spell charisma.  

POLT

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