Thursday, December 09, 2010

Wedding gowns and catalogs, kitchen furnishings...

Several years ago, like ten or more, I was a regular subscriber to International Male catalog. Not for the clothing, as none would ever fit a man of my size, obviously, but basically for the eye candy aspect of it. And I also was a subscriber to it's sister (brother?) catalog, Undergear. Also for the eye candy.

Oh occasionally I ordered a few things, mainly rings, bracelets, necklaces, other jewelry. Only that cause, as I said, none of the clothes would fit a guy my side. But it's been at least 7 or 8 years since I ordered anything and also it's been probably 3 to 4 years since I recieved a catalog from either one.

Then, yesterday, in the mail arrived this:


The current Undergear catalog! This kinda bothers me and freaks me out at the same time. I mean, it's been three years, and I'm at a different address, but yet somehow they found me! My God, did they use private detectives? Bounty hunters? Bloodhounds???? It's just so freaky!

And frankly, with the high speed Internet porn I now have access too, an Undergear catalog seems obsolete and quaint.

POLT

2 comments:

Tam said...

Woohoo. Mostly nekkid boys. I only get catalogues for National Geographic.

john said...

Ah, the joys of mailing lists. I never got Under Gear, but I did get International Male catalog at one time and did purchase clothes from them.