Monday, December 21, 2015

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 536)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

Today since it's almost Christmas we have Hot Shirtless Christmas Guys!











Yo.  Ho.  Ho.

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Sunday, December 20, 2015

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 271)...

Superman Sundays

This week, since it's almost Christmas, we have, from 1940, Superman's Christmas Adventure!


Guest starring: Santa Claus himself!

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Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 485)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

these come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Fair :: Equal
  2. Skull :: Head
  3. Expertise :: Master
  4. Lines :: Stay inside the...
  5. Breasts :: Boobs
  6. Cabinet :: President's
  7. Robe :: Fluffy
  8. Bob :: Newhart
  9. Knees :: Elbows
  10. Shelves :: Book

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Someone book me a room (Part 353)...

Chapter 12, Page 18...

Friday, I got to work without problem. I was the only one there that day from my department.  There wasn't a whole lot of new stuff to do, what there was I did. But there were also old, regular paperwork to do.  Nothing exciting there.

After work, I came home and hung out here a bit reading and on the computer, until it was time to head out.  My friend was having her annual Christmas/birthday party.  I got there when it started at 7pm.  Because I had to work Saturday, I left about 930.  I had a beer and, as I traditionally have to every year, I had wine in a box out of a measuring cup.  Michelle, my friend, had a nacho bar there for us to eat: nachos, taco meat, salsa, black beans, lettuce, tomatos, shredded cheese, a melted cheese thing, and other things I can't now recall.  At any rate, I made a huge heaping plate of this stuff and ate it, and it was SO delicious, I had a second heaping plate of it!  And I hung out with people there, and chatted and had a pretty great time.

But as I said, I had to work the next day, so I left and came home, getting here a bit before 10.  I got on the computer for a very short time and then went up to bed.  But because of the two plates of nacho stuff and the alcohol, my stomach was roiling and rolling.  So I took some Mylanta, just in case.  Went to bed, read some and then went to sleep.  And thankfully, I had no problems with stomach issues.

Some pics:

Michelle, Me and the wine from a box in a measuring cup.

Their dog, Little Man, resting on my lap.

Jeremy the birthday boy, and me.

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Saturday, December 19, 2015

What's Better? Results (Part 19)...

What's Better? Results!

And once again, I am in the majority!

Giving Christmas Gifts: 100%
Getting Christmas Gifts: 0%


Thanks to everyone who stopped by and voted!

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Someone book me a room (Part 352)...

Chapter 12, Page 17...

Thursday, I got to work a smidge late (again).  I had the normal weekly paperwork to get done, which I did.  It wasn't a bad day.  Got gifts from the two coworkers in my department (I had taken my gifts in to them on Tuesday).  It rained all day, but I didn't get upset about it because it was unseasonably warm as well.  Had this been a normal December, it very well COULD have been snowing all day!

After work, I came home for a very short bit and then headed out again to mom's.  We were going to eat up at the dining hall at the manor there.  When I got there, she had to show me all the decorating she had done...pretty much every room but her bedroom had some sort of decoration in it.  Which is kinda surprising, since in the last couple years, she didn't do too much decorating at all around the house.

After this, instead of going to the Manor right away (because our reservation was a little ways off), we went to the Dollar Store and got a large, aluminum tray you can cook a turkey in.  We're going to use that to fill up with cookies, brittle, candy, etc, when we bring it all into my work for my coworkers, like we have for, maybe the last ten years or so.  After getting that, off we went to the Manor.

We had, as always, amazing food.  I had pork tenderloin, mac and cheese and green beans.  She had chicken parm with broccoli.  And as always the salad bar for both of us.  The salad bar, though small, is always very good.  And so were the main courses.

Afterwards, I took her home, we chatted a little bit and then I left and came home.  When I got there,  watched some football pregame and putzed around on the computer.  But since I had problems getting to sleep.the night before, I went up to bed before 9PM.  I read some, and then a little after ten, turned out the light and went to sleep...without problems!

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For my child, and your child too....

We're less than a week away from Christmas.  I've been listening to Christmas music in the car via radio stations and at home and work with Pandora.  In all this time, I've heard the David Bowie/Pat Boone Little Drummer song like 6 or 7 times.  I have yet to hear the Hanukkah Song or The 12 Pains Of Christmas even once.   Usually, those numbers are reversed.

Is there some reason Bowie/Boone are getting played more this year?


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My baby's got a secret (Part 345)...

Secret Saturdays

This week: Random Secrets.






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Friday, December 18, 2015

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 402)...

Frenching Fridays

This week, Just Random Kisses!






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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 265)...

Check This Out!

Ladies and Gentlemen, today I proudly give you Mario Lopez, young, dimpled, a bit sweaty, wifebeater clad, with a sometimes VPL in his sweatpants....in other words....The Slater Dance!



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This past November, I participated (sorta) in the No Shave November thing.   I took weekly photos, so let's see what I looked like:

Week 1 - November 7th

Week 2 - November 14th

Week 3 - November 21st

Week 4 - November 28th

Last day of the month - November 30th

Aaaand, back to the first step: December 1st.

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Someone book me a room (Part 251)...

Chapter 12, Page 16...

Wednesday, I again got to work a bit late, but had a pretty decent day, even though I had a meeting, it wasn't a problem at all.  The whole day at work was really just kinda....blah.  but I did get done things that needed to be done.

After work, I came home and hung out. I had picked up a sub on the way home and I ate that for supper.  Yummy!  I changing into my lay-around-the-house clothes and proceeded to do just that.  Was on the computer a bit, was going to read some, BUT, I got a call.  From Diego, my friend in NYC!  We didn't talk for 6 hours this time.  No, we only talked for 3 and a half hours!  And it didn't seem anywhere near that long.  Time just flies by when we're on the phone.  He's just such an interesting individual!  I'm really glad we got to talking.

Finally, about 11:15, I had to shut us down again so I could get to sleep to get to work.  And so we said our goodbyes and I went to bed....and laid there.  Couldnt get to sleep at ALL.  ARGH.  Finally, sometime after 1:45 ish, I think, I went to sleep.  And I slept GOOD!  I didn't wake up at all until the alarm went off at 6:15 am.

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Someone book me a room (Part 250)...

Chapter 12, Page 15...

Tuesday, I got up and to work, arriving just a little bit late.  I had the normal weekly paperwork to get completed, which I did without problem.  It wasn't an altogether bad day.

During the day, I recieved and email message from the guy I met last week (35, 6'4, lean, ripped, we met outside on his back porch and had our bedtimesexxyfun there) (for clarity's sake, from now on, he shall be called BP).   He was asking if I was free that evening. PFFFFT, for him, of COURSE I'm free!  We decided on a bit after 7pm cause he had to put his daughter to bed first.

After work, I drove across town and got my monthly cut-n-color.  All went well there too.  I came home and hung out here until about 7pm when I sent him an email asking if it was good to come out now.  Damn email, there's some kinda issue with it, cause about 740, I get an email from him asking if I'm still coming out!  GEEZ! I went out right then.  And once again, we had some pretty awesome bedtimesexxyfun on his back porch.  (Im just glad it's been unseasonably warmer this December...he had a portable heater running while we played, but honestly, as it gets colder, I dont think I'm gonna be able to play outside like that).

Afterwards, I came home, read some, putzed around a bit online and had a pretty decent evening.  Then I went to bed, read a little bit more and then went to sleep.

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You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 80)...

Thursday Thighs

This week: Thick thighs, shorts and a backwards cap!


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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 79)...

Real Men Wear Pink

They even sometimes wear pink panties when taking a selfie.


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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 220)...

Superhero Anydays

This week: The third Dr. Mid-Nite.


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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 163)...

Fetching Faces


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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 198)...

Luscious Licks


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Get up and move it, to the music (Part 179)...

MOTIVATION


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Cut their hair short, wear shorts and boots (Part 407)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week: Wife Beaters Outside Autos!






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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 264)...

Check This Out!

This is true.  SO.  TOTALLY.  TRUE!


I love these type of flowers, they never wilt or die, and I'm not upset by any pricks I might get from them.

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Someone book me a room (Part 249)...

Chapter 12, Page 14...

Monday, I got up a bit early, for a Monday, showered, dressed and then headed out.  I went to the hospital to get blood taken.  no problem registering, not a long wait (and since I had my book with me, I dont think I would noticed a long wait anyway), and no pain from needle.  All in all, a good trip.

I then went to the Post Office to mail a package.  When I got there, I was 5th in line, with the guy at the counter have like 18 packages.  When he left the counter, there were like 7 people in line behind me.  They only had one window open!  And what, I heard someone say, was predicted to be the busiest day of the year for mailing things.  *SIGH*

Anyway, after this, I came home and just hug out.  I had leftover pizza.  I talked to the neighbors some.  I read my book.  I was on the computer.  Later in the afternoon, a fuckbuddy came by for some bedtimesexxyfun.  After he left, I just did more of the same. Oh, I did manage to wrap two gifts up.  I'm doing a few each day, makes it easier, I think.  Then I sat down to watch the Monday Night Football pre-game and some of the game.

For supper, I had some ring bologna, some cheese and some celery with ranch dressing.  And that was it.  Not a lot of carbs there at all.  And I went up to bed a bit before 9, read some, and then turned out the light and went to sleep.

about 1:30, I woke up to use the bathroom, and, as a few times before, I felt a bit dizzy, my face felt clammy, I felt a bit out of sorts.  So I went downstairs and checked my blood sugar: 51.  Wow, that's low!

So i had some more bologna and cheese, but this time I had chips with it.  And I had a box of Russell Stovers candy as well.  I ate this while reading my book, and I ended up having 6 pieces of chocolate.  Then, feeling better, I went up to bed and soon to sleep.

But, about 4am, I woke up because I had acid reflux: I could taste the bile in the back of my throat.  I guess I shouldn't be surprised, considering how much junk I had eaten just a few hours earlier, and how I'd been laying down the entire time after that.  Not surprising at all.  So i got out of bed and went and drank some Mylanta.  I was going to go sleep in a recliner downstairs (this is what I had to do before.  When I was heavier, I'd get this like 2-3 times a year.  Since I've lost some weight, since I've been in the house, I think this is only the 2nd time this has happened over the past six years), I went back to bed, piled the pillows under my upper back and head and laid there.  It was uncomfortable, but at least there was no bile rising in my throat.  And I eventually, sometimes after that, did manage to get to sleep.

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The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 295)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week: Totally Naked Tooshies On Black Guys!






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Monday, December 14, 2015

Before I get too cranky, you better (Part 19)...

What's Better?

Giving Christmas Gifts...


Or, Getting Christmas Gifts?


Vote below.  Leave comments, questions, statements or rationales in the comments section.





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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 263)...

Check This Out!

I love The Voice blind auditions, even if they're from the Portuguese The Voice show.  I love cute young guys.  I love Radiohead.  I love underdog, come back stories.  Add all these together, and you've got this particular video, which I simply ADORE!





Almost brings me to tears every time.  Every.  Single.  Time.

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Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 78)...

Real Men Wear Pink

They wear pink waistbanded undies, even when they've got multiple tattoos!


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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 219)...

Superhero Anydays

Today: Not a superhero, but a super-villain from DC Comics: The Tattooed Man!



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Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 119)...

Gemini Guys

Today: Twins With Multiple Tattoos!


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A people, a tongue, and a nation (Part 197)...

Luscious Licks

Today: A Tongue and Multiple Tattoos!


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Someone book me a room (Part 348)...

Chapter 12, Page 13...

Not a lot to report for Sunday.  I didn't even bother to shower.  I got out of bed after 10:00.  Came downstairs, got on the computer, turned on the TV and started watching football stuff.  I ordered pizza from Dominos for lunch, had a couple slices of that.  For supper I had some of mom's homemade chili.  Other than that.....nothing.

I watched football day long.  I read some. I was on the computer.  I DID do two loads of laundry and I wrapped up a few gifts and got a package ready for mailing on Monday.  But other than that....nothing.  A wasted day.  Course, we all need a wasted day now and again, but sometimes I feel I have more of those than the average person....

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