10 Reasons Why The World Better NOT End On Saturday!
- 10. Oprah's not telecast her big, huge, final, "you'll never see me on TV again and I really mean it", going-away episode yet.
- 9. Justin Beiberbiberboober's not hit puberty yet. Imagine how he'll sing once his balls drop.
- 8. I haven't started reading Hunger Games yet.
- 7. The merger of Puntabulous and Cocky And Rude is still over a week away!
- 6. The Mayans said the world wouldn't end until 2012.
- 5. Despite all my stalking and how hard I've tried, I've never watched Puntabulous 'merge' with anyone yet.
- 4. Glee's Season Finale is next Tuesday!
- 3. Puntabulous hasn't 'merged' with me yet.
- 2. The final Harry Potter film isn't out until later in the summer.
- 1. I've got hook-up/date plans with the hot guy Sean for next week!
POLT
2 comments:
That's a pretty good list. Justin Bieberbiberboober still gets me.
Some excellent reasons. It's the kid's birthday next weekend so I think god would have some 'splainin' to do if he ended it before then. Although we'll be sticking around for several more months either way.
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