Come join our party, not just anyone will do (Part 29)...

Since Marco Rubio lost his home state of Florida to Donald Trump by nearly 20 points, the Florida Senator decided to suspend his campaign tonight.

Yes.  Yes I AM shocked.  NOT.

Everyone knew Rubio had no path if he lost Florida.  And in the last couple days, it became clear he wasn't going to win it.  Frankly, his campaign was doomed from the start.  He was too young, too inexperienced, too lazy (not interested in voting in the Senate, which is, after all, HIS JOB!), and frankly too ambitious.  Had he waited until 2020, he might have had a better shot.  But, no, he decided to run now, stabbing his mentor Jeb Bush in the back while doing so.  

And that says, really, all you need to know about Marco Rubio.

So here's the list:

Democrats
Hillary Clinton: April 12, 2015 - 328 days
Bernie Sanders: April 30, 2015 - 315 days (even though he's really an Independent)
Martin O'Malley: May 30, 2015 - 241 day campaign
Lincoln Chaffee: June 3 - October 23, 2015 - 136 day campaign
Jim Wbb: July 2 - October 20, 2015 - 105 day campaign
Joe Biden: 0 day campaign

And the clown car bus that IS the Republican Candidates
Ted Cruz; March 23, 2015 - 352 days
Rand Paul: April 7, 2015 - 298 day campaign
Marco Rubio: April 13, 2015 - 337 day campaign
Ben Carson: May 4, 2015 - 302 day campaign
Carly Fiorina: May 4, 2015 - 274 day campaign
Mike Huckabee: May 5, 2015 - 264 day campaign
Rick Santorum: May 27, 2015 - 243 day campaign
George Pataki: May 28 2015 - 207 day campaign
Lindsay Graham: June 1, 2015 - 197 campaign
Rick Perry: June 4 - Sep 11, 2015 - 95 day campaign
Jeb Bush: June 15, 2015 - 247 day campaign
Donald Trump: June 16, 2015 - 260 days
Bobby Jindal: June 24 - Nov 17, 2015 - 140 day campaign
Chris Christie: June 30, 2015 - 205 day campaign
Scott Walker: July 13 - Sep 18, 2015: 64 day campaign
John Kasich: July 21, 2015 - 235 days
Jim Gilmore: July 29, 2015 - 202 day campaign

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