Tooshie Tuesdays
This week, Shower Tooshies!
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At least we know they'll be nice and clean!
POLT
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 17)...
At least we know they'll be nice and clean!
POLT
Monday, July 12, 2010
Even though i've forgotten how i've forgotten...
So toda is July 12th, which would typically be a 12 For The 12th post day. And first thing in the morning, I did in fact take two photos. And then I promptly forgot all about it.
Now to be fair, I did have a rather hectic day at work, with all kinds of hell breaking loose with less than an hour to quitting time. This resulted in frantic running around by myself to get something resolved. And throughout the day, bossy, asshole, soon-but-not-soon-enough-to-retire, know-it-all coworker was a constant source of irritation...as is her way. And since I've been home, I've had a slight headache and neck pain, which Advil has helped with. But all these things wrapped up together means, I didn't take any more photos at all this day.
And yeah, it's 8:30, so I still have 3.5 hours to take ten more photos, BUT, I'm tired, and sleepy and headachey, so I'm going to bed here soon.
I'll just skip 12 For The 12th this month, and go with next month. But please, dont' let this stop you from checking out other people's 12 For The 12th at Chad's Blog.
POLT
Now to be fair, I did have a rather hectic day at work, with all kinds of hell breaking loose with less than an hour to quitting time. This resulted in frantic running around by myself to get something resolved. And throughout the day, bossy, asshole, soon-but-not-soon-enough-to-retire, know-it-all coworker was a constant source of irritation...as is her way. And since I've been home, I've had a slight headache and neck pain, which Advil has helped with. But all these things wrapped up together means, I didn't take any more photos at all this day.
And yeah, it's 8:30, so I still have 3.5 hours to take ten more photos, BUT, I'm tired, and sleepy and headachey, so I'm going to bed here soon.
I'll just skip 12 For The 12th this month, and go with next month. But please, dont' let this stop you from checking out other people's 12 For The 12th at Chad's Blog.
POLT
Strong to the finich....
I'm not sure exactly why this happened, but last Saturday, at the ParisPekings, before the UFC started, we were listening to some classical music, and A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking made this noise....kinda like "gak-gak-gak-gak" in reference to part of that song. And he's been harrassed mercilessly since then because of it.
But "gak-gak-gak-gak" just does not do it justice. It must be heard to be fully appreciated. Unfortunately, ALCMDPP has refused to make the noise again while I tape him doing so, even though he knows I'd upload that to YouTube as soon as the noises left his lips. Or even sooner, if possible.
Nonetheless, after much thought and contemplation, I've come to the conclusion it's like a hybrid of Popeye The Sailor Man's laugh and Quagmire, the neighbor on The Family Guy. Here below, I give you two videos of the noises they make. Listen to them, mix them together in your mind, and you have a close approximation of ALCMDPP's "gak-gak-gak-gak".
POLT
But "gak-gak-gak-gak" just does not do it justice. It must be heard to be fully appreciated. Unfortunately, ALCMDPP has refused to make the noise again while I tape him doing so, even though he knows I'd upload that to YouTube as soon as the noises left his lips. Or even sooner, if possible.
Nonetheless, after much thought and contemplation, I've come to the conclusion it's like a hybrid of Popeye The Sailor Man's laugh and Quagmire, the neighbor on The Family Guy. Here below, I give you two videos of the noises they make. Listen to them, mix them together in your mind, and you have a close approximation of ALCMDPP's "gak-gak-gak-gak".
POLT
You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 260)...
MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS
Continuing the theme, today we have Hot Shirtless Cartoon Guys!.jpg)
These two are the gay couple from The Young Avengers, Wiccan and Hulkling!
POLT
Sunday, July 11, 2010
I never took you shopping and i ain't gonna start...
Today, I had an adventure, of sorts, with A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking. I needed to get some clothes for an upcoming project, and I needed to get some swimwear for the Puntabupoolparty I'll be attending the end of the month. (I HAVE a pair of swimming trunks, but I bought them back when I weighed 35 pounds more. Those certainly wouldn't fit me now.) And I asked ALCMDPP to accompany me.
Our day began roughly at 10:00, it ended roughly at 2:00. Somehow, with him, it seemed much MUCH longer. I thought I was quite the whiner, but after spending this time with him, well, who knew?
The day started with breakfast at Burger King. While I agree the service was below par, the food wasn't. Although listening to ALCMDPP you wouldn't know that. And there was even a photo of Taylor Lautner on the door. Sweet.
Then we drove the 45 minutes to Gettysburg. The Fat Man's Store (as I call it) at the outlet center there. Much to our dismay, there was also a car show at the outlet center, closing down the main area. But we just parked behind the store and walked through an alley to the Fat Man's Store. Once inside, I couldn't find anything I had wanted, although I bought two t-shirt and a belt anyway.
After this, we drove the 40 minutes to Chambersburg. We ate first at Fuddruckers. Then we went to Target and Micheal's, where I got a pair of swimming trunks and thought I had found what else I needed...but it turned out I didn't. Then we played some miniature golf, which I lost by ONE point. Dammit. We had a bet that the loser had to pay, but since ALCMDPP had already paid, we decided I'd buy the meal the next time.
Following this, we came back to my house, hung out a bit, talked and then he left. All in all a good day. I had wanted to keep track of all the witty, pithy quotes we said throughout the day as well as take many pictures documenting our adventure. Unfortunately, I sucked at both. I only got the following quotes:
"Are we having fun yet?" "I'd be having more fun if I had a statue." - David
"Are we on team Edward or Jacob?" "On Jacob. Seriously, I want to be on Jacob, I mean literally on TOP of Jacob!" - Polt
"Don't be snide." "I think of it as my greatest quality." "I think it's your only quality." - Polt
Yeah, you feel the love? And as for the photos, well, I got one. The mini-golf 'greens' were in fact all different colors: yellow, red, blue, orange, and yes, PURPLE! So here's a photo of me at the purple green, and if you can see, I'm using a purple ball, natch!
POLT
Our day began roughly at 10:00, it ended roughly at 2:00. Somehow, with him, it seemed much MUCH longer. I thought I was quite the whiner, but after spending this time with him, well, who knew?
The day started with breakfast at Burger King. While I agree the service was below par, the food wasn't. Although listening to ALCMDPP you wouldn't know that. And there was even a photo of Taylor Lautner on the door. Sweet.
Then we drove the 45 minutes to Gettysburg. The Fat Man's Store (as I call it) at the outlet center there. Much to our dismay, there was also a car show at the outlet center, closing down the main area. But we just parked behind the store and walked through an alley to the Fat Man's Store. Once inside, I couldn't find anything I had wanted, although I bought two t-shirt and a belt anyway.
After this, we drove the 40 minutes to Chambersburg. We ate first at Fuddruckers. Then we went to Target and Micheal's, where I got a pair of swimming trunks and thought I had found what else I needed...but it turned out I didn't. Then we played some miniature golf, which I lost by ONE point. Dammit. We had a bet that the loser had to pay, but since ALCMDPP had already paid, we decided I'd buy the meal the next time.
Following this, we came back to my house, hung out a bit, talked and then he left. All in all a good day. I had wanted to keep track of all the witty, pithy quotes we said throughout the day as well as take many pictures documenting our adventure. Unfortunately, I sucked at both. I only got the following quotes:
"Are we having fun yet?" "I'd be having more fun if I had a statue." - David
"Are we on team Edward or Jacob?" "On Jacob. Seriously, I want to be on Jacob, I mean literally on TOP of Jacob!" - Polt
"Don't be snide." "I think of it as my greatest quality." "I think it's your only quality." - Polt
Yeah, you feel the love? And as for the photos, well, I got one. The mini-golf 'greens' were in fact all different colors: yellow, red, blue, orange, and yes, PURPLE! So here's a photo of me at the purple green, and if you can see, I'm using a purple ball, natch!
POLT
Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 83)...
Superman Sundays
Continuing this week's theme, I today give us Superman as drawn by perhaps THE greatest comic book artist in existance: Alex Ross.
POLT
Let's get unconsious honey (Part 216)...
Unconsious Mutterings
These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/I say ... and you think ... ?
Dickens :: Charles
Collection :: Comic Book
Weekends :: Rest
Travel :: Agent
District :: Of Columbia
Vampires :: Lestat
Peep show :: Nudies
Crochet :: Racket
Lion :: King
Fetch :: Bone
POLT
Saturday, July 10, 2010
My baby's got a secret (Part 66)...
Secret Saturdays
This week's theme continues to be: Cartoon Secrets!
POLT
Friday, July 09, 2010
He who has the most toys...
SO I got this email today:
Hello, I am contacting you to ask if you would be interested in joining our
adult novelty review program?
Every 6-8 weeks we would supply a new item of your choice,
free ofcharge in return for a review to be posted on your blog.
We are an established online shop, in operation since 2004. We offer a
variety of items some are sexual, some are sensual so you would be able
to find an item that matches the tone of your site.
Please take a look through the site and suggest and item or two that you
would like to have and we will work together and go from there!
So, what do you guys think? Is this something I should do? Does this sound legit? I don't know if it's appropriate for the Palace. It does sound a bit fun, but, I don't know. Give me opinions.
POLT
Hello, I am contacting you to ask if you would be interested in joining our
adult novelty review program?
Every 6-8 weeks we would supply a new item of your choice,
free ofcharge in return for a review to be posted on your blog.
We are an established online shop, in operation since 2004. We offer a
variety of items some are sexual, some are sensual so you would be able
to find an item that matches the tone of your site.
Please take a look through the site and suggest and item or two that you
would like to have and we will work together and go from there!
So, what do you guys think? Is this something I should do? Does this sound legit? I don't know if it's appropriate for the Palace. It does sound a bit fun, but, I don't know. Give me opinions.
POLT
Last week i had everything...
So, since all of you are asking, this has been my week.
Saturday, I was off work. My town was having all the 4th of July festivies on the 3rd. Well I mean HOW could they POSSIBLY have a parade at the same time people were going to church!! That would be sacrilige. So instead of Sunday the 4th, we get Saturday the 3rd. Anyway, I went to the parade, the jubliee, hung out with mom, yada yada yada.
Saturday evening I went to The ParisPekings to watch, with them and Ghostie, the most homoerotic straight man's sport in existance: UFC. I mean come on, it's young, hot, muscular, sexy men wearing very little clothes and rolling around on a mat, on atop the other, the bottom's legs wrapped aroung the top's waist, etc, etc. If it weren't for the punching, blood, and not removing of clothes, it could be one of many sexual excapades that I've been personally invovled in. .....And now that I think about, well, it could be regardless. But I digress...
Since I had off Saturday, i had to work Sunday. It wasn't bad, kinda laid back and easy. Enough work to keep from being bored, but not enough that I metaphorcially broke a sweat.
Sunday night, the tooth pain I had that started Saturday night flared up to it's white hot painful fullness. In fact, Monday morning at 1:30am it was so bad, it woke me up. With the right side of my lower face in pain. I got up and swallowed four Advil and went back to bed. Eventually, I got to sleep, but it was a fitful sleep.
Monday, I was supposed to go with two friends for a day of shopping. But as I was in pain and they were both hungover so we decided to postpone. The pain was so bad, constant throbbing, that I took a vicodin I had left over from my infected spider bite. But it was getting better.
On Tuesday I went to work, and the tooth was even better. This has happened periodically in the past, the pain is always only about four days long. But this time, the pain was worse than before. I'll be glad when the tooth is pulled.
Tuesday night I went to eat with my ex-co-worker, Me-Chell. She and I had fun eating Mexican at Montezumas's enjoying the food and eat other's company, as well eyeing up the waiters and digging their cologne.
Wednesday after work, I went for a cut-n-color. My stylist, however, was fired from her old workplace because they discovered she was preparing to open her own shop. So, I went to the new shop, even though it's not officially ready, nor officially open. She didn't have hair dryers, she didn't have the wash stations, and she had an all new brand of color that she hadn't used yet. I told her, due to the circumstances, I'd prefer just a wash in the big tub she had and a cut. We'd do the color next month. She didn't want to do it that way, but I talked her into it. She did a good job under the circumstance, but I'm gonna be mousy brown and white instead of redheaded for about a month.
That evening, I got a call from Corey. We haven't talked in...well quite a while. But we caught up a bit. Talked about getting together soon. That'll be cool.
Thursday, after work, Mrs. A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking came by to finally see my house. Then we went to eat at Montezuma's (apparently, I'm becoming a regular) and had another good time. We even had desert this time, fried ice cream....yum.....
Afterwards, we came back to the house and talked. We also watched the first episdoe of Torchwood. I figured since she loved X-Files and Star Trek: Voyager, she'd be all about Torchwood as well. She seemed to like it, but maybe she was humoring me, I don't know.
Tonight, I don't have anything really exciting on tap. Just a night of farting around on the computer, staying in the air conditioning and listening to my arteries clog. Yeah, I rock.
POLT
Saturday, I was off work. My town was having all the 4th of July festivies on the 3rd. Well I mean HOW could they POSSIBLY have a parade at the same time people were going to church!! That would be sacrilige. So instead of Sunday the 4th, we get Saturday the 3rd. Anyway, I went to the parade, the jubliee, hung out with mom, yada yada yada.
Saturday evening I went to The ParisPekings to watch, with them and Ghostie, the most homoerotic straight man's sport in existance: UFC. I mean come on, it's young, hot, muscular, sexy men wearing very little clothes and rolling around on a mat, on atop the other, the bottom's legs wrapped aroung the top's waist, etc, etc. If it weren't for the punching, blood, and not removing of clothes, it could be one of many sexual excapades that I've been personally invovled in. .....And now that I think about, well, it could be regardless. But I digress...
Since I had off Saturday, i had to work Sunday. It wasn't bad, kinda laid back and easy. Enough work to keep from being bored, but not enough that I metaphorcially broke a sweat.
Sunday night, the tooth pain I had that started Saturday night flared up to it's white hot painful fullness. In fact, Monday morning at 1:30am it was so bad, it woke me up. With the right side of my lower face in pain. I got up and swallowed four Advil and went back to bed. Eventually, I got to sleep, but it was a fitful sleep.
Monday, I was supposed to go with two friends for a day of shopping. But as I was in pain and they were both hungover so we decided to postpone. The pain was so bad, constant throbbing, that I took a vicodin I had left over from my infected spider bite. But it was getting better.
On Tuesday I went to work, and the tooth was even better. This has happened periodically in the past, the pain is always only about four days long. But this time, the pain was worse than before. I'll be glad when the tooth is pulled.
Tuesday night I went to eat with my ex-co-worker, Me-Chell. She and I had fun eating Mexican at Montezumas's enjoying the food and eat other's company, as well eyeing up the waiters and digging their cologne.
Wednesday after work, I went for a cut-n-color. My stylist, however, was fired from her old workplace because they discovered she was preparing to open her own shop. So, I went to the new shop, even though it's not officially ready, nor officially open. She didn't have hair dryers, she didn't have the wash stations, and she had an all new brand of color that she hadn't used yet. I told her, due to the circumstances, I'd prefer just a wash in the big tub she had and a cut. We'd do the color next month. She didn't want to do it that way, but I talked her into it. She did a good job under the circumstance, but I'm gonna be mousy brown and white instead of redheaded for about a month.
That evening, I got a call from Corey. We haven't talked in...well quite a while. But we caught up a bit. Talked about getting together soon. That'll be cool.
Thursday, after work, Mrs. A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking came by to finally see my house. Then we went to eat at Montezuma's (apparently, I'm becoming a regular) and had another good time. We even had desert this time, fried ice cream....yum.....
Afterwards, we came back to the house and talked. We also watched the first episdoe of Torchwood. I figured since she loved X-Files and Star Trek: Voyager, she'd be all about Torchwood as well. She seemed to like it, but maybe she was humoring me, I don't know.
Tonight, I don't have anything really exciting on tap. Just a night of farting around on the computer, staying in the air conditioning and listening to my arteries clog. Yeah, I rock.
POLT
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 225)...
Frenching Fridays
Continuing this week's theme: Cartoon kisses!
POLT
Thursday, July 08, 2010
A people and tongue and nation (Part 2)...
Luscious Licks
aka Terrific Tongues
Staying to a theme this week, I give you Beast Boy's Cartoon Tongue!
POLT
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
It's a heat wave, burning in my heart...
Due to it reaching 107 degrees (that's ONE HUNDRED AND SEVEN FUCKING DEGREES!), and due to the heat wave we've been having the last few days, I'd thought I'd list the Ten Things I Like Better Than 100+ Degree Weather.
10. Hemorrhoids
9. Far Right Wing Nut Conservative Republican
8. Sunburns
7. Being Stuck In Traffic
6. Justin Bieber
5. Meetings With The Boss
4. TV Shopping Networks
3. Blisters On Your Feet
2. Hanovers
1. MRSA Infected Spider Bites
Yeah, that should show you all just exactly HOW much I love this weather we've been having.
POLT
10. Hemorrhoids
9. Far Right Wing Nut Conservative Republican
8. Sunburns
7. Being Stuck In Traffic
6. Justin Bieber
5. Meetings With The Boss
4. TV Shopping Networks
3. Blisters On Your Feet
2. Hanovers
1. MRSA Infected Spider Bites
Yeah, that should show you all just exactly HOW much I love this weather we've been having.
POLT
Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 133)...
Wifebeater Wednesdays
This weeks' theme: Cartoon Wife-beaters!
POLT
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
Why won't you come and rescue me....
It's been probably ten years since I've been to Ocean City Maryland. I've never been really impressed with it. However......
Oh why can't I have a Rodney come and rescue me from the humdrumness? I'd even enjoy going to Ocean City, if Rodney were there with me!
POLT
Oh why can't I have a Rodney come and rescue me from the humdrumness? I'd even enjoy going to Ocean City, if Rodney were there with me!
POLT
The back your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 16)...
Tooshie Tuesdays
This week's theme: Cartoon Tooshies.
POLT
Monday, July 05, 2010
Sorry for nearly the incessant tooth pain bitching BUT, last night it was so bad, it woke me up out of sleep. And not only my upper jaw was hurting, but so was my lower one right underneath it. Or so it thought at the time, I mighta not been totally awake. I popped 4 Advil and eventually got back to sleep.
My lower jaw hasn't hurt at all today, and the upper jaw around the tooth has been hurting on and off, but wasn't really all that bad.
I was supposed to go shopping today with two friends. We were going to leave at 9:00. They texted me last night about 11:00 and asked to go at noon cause they were drunk. SO I said fine. Then I had the issues with the tooth pain, and when the alarm went off today, i called them and said I didn't think I should be out driving around with this pain/on the vicodin I was taking. So we had to reschdule.
I didn't actually get out of bed until 11:00. There was limited pain, but I was hesitant to eat anything cause I didn't want the pain to increase. But, about 2:00, being really hungry and not feeling too much pain, I ordered a pizza. I am generally a very fast eater, but not today. I ate very slowly, delicately. And even though I did accidently hit the tooth onto the lower one, thus causing searing pain, but it didn't last. I took a vicodin left over from the arm pain and now I don't fell any pain at all, so at least that's working.
I'm just hoping it lessens on its own cause I got a busy week upcoming and I don't want to have to cancel plans. Plus, of course, I don't want the pain either!
POLT
My lower jaw hasn't hurt at all today, and the upper jaw around the tooth has been hurting on and off, but wasn't really all that bad.
I was supposed to go shopping today with two friends. We were going to leave at 9:00. They texted me last night about 11:00 and asked to go at noon cause they were drunk. SO I said fine. Then I had the issues with the tooth pain, and when the alarm went off today, i called them and said I didn't think I should be out driving around with this pain/on the vicodin I was taking. So we had to reschdule.
I didn't actually get out of bed until 11:00. There was limited pain, but I was hesitant to eat anything cause I didn't want the pain to increase. But, about 2:00, being really hungry and not feeling too much pain, I ordered a pizza. I am generally a very fast eater, but not today. I ate very slowly, delicately. And even though I did accidently hit the tooth onto the lower one, thus causing searing pain, but it didn't last. I took a vicodin left over from the arm pain and now I don't fell any pain at all, so at least that's working.
I'm just hoping it lessens on its own cause I got a busy week upcoming and I don't want to have to cancel plans. Plus, of course, I don't want the pain either!
POLT
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