Monday, January 10, 2011

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 286)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS
This week's theme: Hot Shirtless Guys With Full Hands!











POLT

Sunday, January 09, 2011

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 109)...

Superman Sundays
Something's not right here.


That is either an extra large shirt or an extra small man cause that Superman S looks HUGE on him.

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 241)...

Unconscious Mutterings
These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

Speech :: State Of The Union
Meredith :: Baxter
Consensus :: Agreement
Attack :: Of The Killer Tomatos
Sue :: Lawyer
Voted :: Winner
Epic :: Tale
Checking in :: Hotel
Dishwasher :: Mexican
Underneath :: Covers


POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 91)...

Secret Saturdays
(one week late)
This week's theme: Poopers.




POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 90)....

Secret Saturdays
(one week and one day late)
This week, no theme, just randomness.




POLT

Saturday, January 08, 2011

A wildcard bitch but i'm in the playoff...

This is a bit late, as one game's already over, and another in progress, but these are my picks for the games in this weekend's football playoffs.

New Orleans Saints at Seattle Seahawks. I'd like to sound awesome and say I picked Seattle all along, but I'd be lying. My original pick was for New Orleans to walk away with the game easily. Now we all know that ain't what happened.

New York Jest at Indianapolis Colts. This one's a toughy, but I'm taking the Colts. I think the teams are pretty evenly matched, but I'm taking the Colt for two reasons: 1) Peyton Manning and 2) They're playing the game AT Indianapolis.

Baltimore Ravens at Kansas City Chiefs. I'm taking Baltimore. The Chiefs aren't that impressive against teams with winning records, and the Balitmore defense is pretty tough. This one shouldn't, in my mind, be that close. But that's what I thought about the Saints/Seahawks, so who knows?

Green Bay Packers at Philadelphia Eagles. These teams are pretty evenly matched as well. But I'm taking the Eagles for the same reasons as I took the Colts: 1) Michael Vick and 2) the game's in Philadelphia.

And a thanks to the ParisPekings, for having me over after work to watch the game, eat a delicious home-cooked meal, and entertain the Little ParisPeking...not necessarily in that order. That's why i didn't get to post this before the first game was over. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

POLT

Friday, January 07, 2011

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 250)...

Frenching Fridays
And this week's theme: Totally Naked Kisses.





POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 249)...

Frenching Fridays
This is last week's installment. The theme is fully dressed kisses.





POLT

Thursday, January 06, 2011

You've got to burn the old brush out...

So I've discovered this boo-boo on my knee.


I first realized it Wednesday morning as I lay in bed. I moved and I guess I scraped it across the bedsheet and it hurt, but I wasn't totally awake. And then when I showered Wednesday morning, it stung as the water went across it. I suppose it's a brush burn.

The only thing is, I don't know how I got it.

I don't remember anything happening that could have caused it. I do remember during the taking of my 2011 virginity, when we were moving around on the bed, I slid off it onto that knee. I don't recall feeling any pain....but I was really into feeling other things at that time, so that might explain it.

At any rate, I suppose that's where I got it. And while I don't like having it, hell, if I have to have one everytime Jawon and I get together, well, I'm ready for a whole flock of brush burns!

POLT

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 156)...

Wifebeater Wednesday
This week's theme: Black And White Wifebeaters.






POLT

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Christmas is over, new year is here....

Just a few photos left over from the holidays.


This is what greeted me when I got to Mom's on Christmas morning. In the bottom corner you can see the small gifts she got me and wrapped up for me. You can also see the huge gift she got me and didn't even try to wrap. She said it was too big and heavy. So she just covered it with a tablecloth. It was a folding table and chairs. And that's the first time I got a gift covered in tablecloth!


This is Angel Christmas morning with her two favorite gifts: the squeeky Milkbone toy I got her and the squeeky, racoon-ish type toy the neighbor lady got for her. She was dragging them both around all day. And as you can see here, she put one atop the other, that way she could guard both at the same time. She even rested her head on them both at one point.


This is the Christmas meal spread Mama Polt puts out practically every year: Turkey, mashed potatos, sweet potatos, cranberry stuff, stuffing, corn, and gravy. Grandma Polt made and brought the deviled eggs in the corner. And everything (except for the cranberry and egg, neither of which I tried) was delicious!


And these are all the Christmas cards I recieved, strung up between two archways. That's a lotta Christmas cards!

POLT

Rita Hayworth gave good face (Part 4)...

Fetching Faces
Quite a long neck on this guy, but that's not what I'm looking at. It's his cute face.


Looks kinda European, doesn't he? That's a good thing, by the way.

POLT

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time....

As I mentioned last year, VUBOQ each year feels his virginity returns anew every January 1st, and therefore, he gets to have a 'first time' every year. I thought it a great idea. Over the past couple years, this is when I lost my virginity for each year:

1998: January 3rd
1999: January 1st (I had a boyfriend at that time)
2000: January 15th
2001: January 4th
2002: January 13th
2003: January 27th
2004: February 9th
2005: March 14th (I obviously did NOT have a boyfriend at that time)
2006: January 3rd
2007: January 3rd
2008: February 4th
2009: January 9th
2010: January 26th
2011: January 4th

Yes, that's right, this year, today I lost my virginity. It was taken by a cute, 23 year old black guy, 5'7, 130 lbs that I met online yesterday (and yes, in case anyone needs clarification, I AM a slut, thank you very much). Despite his having cerebal palsy, he was still very sexy to me, as, apparently, I was to him. And an extremely good time was had by all. Repeat performances, while discussed and desired muchly, were not finalized, so we'll see.

And for anyone keeping track, I lose my virginity each year, on average, on January 18th. I'm glad I beat the average by two weeks this time!

POLT

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 42)...

Tooshie Tuesdays
Since I have a dentist appointment (just a easy, stress-free checkup) today, this week's theme is Tooshies With Big Toothy Smiles.











POLT

Monday, January 03, 2011

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (285)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS
This week's theme: Hot Shirtless Guys Wearing Necklaces.











POLT

Sunday, January 02, 2011

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 108)...

Superman Sundays
This week, we've got a guy who appears to be even more muscular than Superman himself.


POLT

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 240)...

Unconscious Mutterings
These come from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

Carwash :: Sudsy
Intuition :: Guess
Desperate :: Housewives
Tears :: For Fears
Purple :: Awesome!!!
Storage :: Unit
Duct :: Tape
System :: Failure
Cabinet :: Minister
Manager :: Boss


POLT

Saturday, January 01, 2011

Let it go on new years eve, you had it all...

I spent my New Year's Eve in the tradition I have over the last few years: At the ParisPekings. We had a meal (shrimp, meatballs, A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking's homemade chili, vegetable tray, etc). We put the girls to bed. We watched a movie (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, which wasn't as good as it was the first time I saw it in the theater, but it was still entertaining). Ghostie left. Then ALCMDPP and I watched some some SNL skits from Netflix whil Mrs. ALCMDPP fell asleep in the recliner. We couldn't really wake her up for the ball drop. And we even forgot to open the bottle of Asti I brought aloing. And at three minutes after midnight, ALCMDPP said, "Well, I need to get to sleep or I am going to die." Which was my cue to leave. But since I was tired anyway, I got my Asit and left.

Yeah, we know how to party.

I pulled into town about 12:20. I knew mom was having from of her lady friends over, so I thought I'd stop by and wish them a Happy New Years, IF they were still up. When I got there, the lights were on, but everyone had left and mom was cleaning up. She and I talked a few moments and then I left.

Yeah, the party consisting of my 67 year old mother and her similarly aged friends lasted longer than the party with me (43), ALCMDPP (30) and Mrs. ALCMDPP (late 20s). Yeah, we KNOW how to party.

Then I came home, got online, putzed around for way too long doing nothing really and finally got to bed right before 2am.

Yeah, I know how to party, my friends.

I hope your New Year's celebration was just as, if not more, exciting than mine. I'm not sure yours COULD have been less exciting.

POLT