Monday, January 04, 2016

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 538)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week, since it's the 4th of the month, we have photos of 4 Hot Shirtless Guys,,,with one who stands out as different.

1 with a tuque, 3 without

1 white, 3 black

1 in black briefs, 3 in white boxers

1 with a cap backwards and both arms up, 3 bareheaded and only 1 arm up

1 in longer swimwear, 3 in briefs

1 with cap backwards and a drink, 3 without

1 with a headband, 3 without

1 without a cap, 3 wearing caps

1 showing tooshie, 3 not showing it

1 kneeling, 3 standing
OR
1 in white shorts, 3 in red
OR 
1 barefoot, 3 in footwear

POLT

Sunday, January 03, 2016

It's ill communication....

So I'm sick.  Yay.

I've been feeling...off for the last two weeks or so.  Over Christmas I had a naggy headache, thought it might be sinus related.  Then, my stomach started acting up, actually had to take some Mylanta at night once for acid reflux, and I've been eating Tums and drinking Pepto much more than usual.

Yesterday, all I had was the McDonald's and then the large popcorn and regular soda at the movies.  And then in the evening, I had a meat loaf and mac & cheese tv dinner.  And overnight, I had to visit the bathroom twice, and take some Pepto once.

Today, I wake up, my stomach is rumbley.  I feel a bit nausous, and I'm achey: my neck, my lower back, hell even my knees!

I mean, it's not horrible, just unpleasant and inconvienent.  And it sucks.  Blech.

But mom brought some more Pepto, some ginger ale and some cans of chicken soup, so that's all good.  And hopefully I'll be over this soon.

POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 273)...

Superman Sundays

This week: A Superman T-Shirt Selfie!


POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 487)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Spending :: Money
  2. Question :: Answer
  3. Drip :: Drop
  4. Episodes :: TV Show
  5. Faking :: Orgasms
  6. Draining :: Abscess
  7. Bangs :: Haircut
  8. Fifty :: States
  9. Magazine :: Subscription
  10. Fabulous :: Absolutely (sweetie darling)
POLT





Saturday, January 02, 2016

My baby's got a secret (Part 347)...

Secret Saturdays

These come each week from www.postsecret.com.

This week, since it's a brand new year, we have New Year Secrets!






POLT
SO....

Had the traditional hog maw for lunch on New Year's day with mom, her brother and his wife.  Spent the rest of the day on the couch, either on the computer or watching tv.  Today, after getting up late-ish, went with mom to pick up my cousins Tereek (11) and Javion (9).  We took them to McDonald's for lunch, and then to the mall for a movie.  Mom saw Sisters, which the three of us saw the new Star Wars.  I'm not sure Javion was into the movie much, but Tereek enjoyed it.  And then I spent the remainder of the day (so far) on the couch, reading, on the computer, or watching TV.

Yeah, my life abounds with excitement.  But it was fun.  Fun and family.

POLT

Friday, January 01, 2016

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time....

And one more piece of housekeeping....as I've mentioned before, my friend VUBOQ has said that everyone's virginity resets when the New Year starts.  So I like to keep track of how long it takes me into the new year to 'lose' my virginity.

And this year, I can say it's already lost.  I texted a recent reoccuring fuckbuddy about 4, and just about a half hour ago, he left my house, taking my 2016 Virginity with him.

2016: January 1 (1 day)
2015: January 2 (2 days)
2014: January 15 (15 days)
2013: January 2 (2 days)
2012: January 1 (1 day)
2011: January 4 (4 days)
2010: January 26 (26 days)
2009: January 9 (9 days)
2008: February 4 (35 days)
2007: January 3 (3 days)
2006: January 3 (3 days)
2005: March 14 (73 days)
2004: February 9 (40 days)
2003: January 27 (27 days)
2002: January 13 (13 days)
2001: January 4 (4 days)
2000: January 15 (15 days)
1999: January 1 (1 day)
1998: January 3 (3 days)

The average for losing my new year's virginity, after this year, stands at 14.58 days, one day less than last year's average.

Onwards and upwards...

POLT


SO...

A little 2015 Housecleaning stuff.

I wont be doing a daily Book Of 2016 thing again this year, cause honestly, many of my days didn't have anything interesting or worth writing about going on in them.  I'll still post the things I think need to be here, but I wont be doing a daily post or anything.

IN 2015, including mini-series here, I watched 89 movies.  Having Netflix Streaming is what's responsible for the dramatic increase this year. Here are my yearly totals:

2015: 88
2014: 37
2013: 53
2012: 53
2011: 78
2010: 52
2009: 55
2008: 56
2007: 55
2006: 67
2005: 71
2004: 95
2003: 120
2002: 101
2001: 75
2000: 40
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Book wise, I read 52 total, averaging one a week.  This is how I broke them down into categories:

Historical: 12 (there will be overlap here with sub-categories)
     Presidential: 4
     Civil War: 7
Doctor Who: 12
Youth fantasy fiction: 1
Football: 1
Star Trek: 2
Zombie Apocalypse: 2
Fiction: 6
Superheroes: 5
gay fiction; 3
D&D fantasy books: 6
and, The Hobbit.
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List of number of books read:

2015: 52
2014: 48
2013: 44
2012: 31
2011: 45
2010: 42
2009: 33
2008: 28
2007: 23
2006: 20
2005: 15
2004: 26
2003: 24
2002: 33
2001: 28
2000: 22
1999: 22
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Let's s see if I can get a running total of the books I bought:

2015: 90 books for $1007.65, average of $11.20 per book
2014: 80 books for $813.24, average of $10.17 per book
2013: 59 books for $557.39, average of $9.45 per book
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This is the slutty section, so if you're not interested in that, scroll past here.

In the past year I had sex 78 times (74 times last year) with 28 guys (22 guys last year), 14 of which were first time encounters (9 first timers last year).  My most regular partner was again Derick, by quite a large number.

And I also broke it down by encounters per month and I made a nifty chart out of it:


Visual aids, do help, no?
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And just for something new to add here, I took 174.50 hours of vacation.  Yes that IS little less than 22 days off work (and that doesn't include the holidays we have off or the 6 Personal Days we have to use each year). But even with that, I still finished the year with roughly 40 hours of vacation being carried over to the new year.  I'll need to save some of that vacation time in the spring, for the anticipated return to Toronto in April.  But more on that later....

POLT


Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 404)...

Frenching Fridays

Since today is the First of the year, we've got a little video called "First Gay Kiss".  Ten strangers in New Zealand were asked to kiss each other for the first time and it was filmed.  It's cute, sweet, and made me smile.  Enjoy.



POLT

Someone book me a room (Part 366)...

Chapter 12, Page 31...

So apparently somewhere over the year I miscounted a day, cause there's only 365 days in the year and I got to a count of 366,,,,but I digress....

Thursday I got up and to work with little problems...and then the problems started.  Well not really problems, but holidays are usually no problems and rather laid back and easy going, this year, like Christmas Eve the week before, New Years Eve was insane!  The day before I only had 3 new clients to deal with, this day, I had 10 total!  And there were some nutballs in the group as well.  It was just a crazy day overall.

Thankfully, I still managed to get out of work at the regular time.  Then I headed to the grocery store (which was busy, but not insanely so) for some Diet Coke and celery and ranch dressing.  This was my contribution to the party I was going to.  Oh and some cupcakes as well.

I then drove the ParisPeking household.  I rang the doorbell.  A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking opened it and said, "Our youngest has lice.  Welcome and Happy New Year."  It seems they found some lice on the youngest daughter, which resulted in a quick haircut and thorough shampooing with lice shampoo of said daughter, and a thorough shampooing of the other two girls too, just in case.  But it was no biggie (well not for me, I'm not the one who spent several hours over the evening shampooing kids hair and combing through it, as their mother dutifully did).

We exchanged the Christmas gifts we got each other.  I received the first Star Wars trilogy on DVD & Blu-Ray, which was a surprise, and yet a great idea all at the same time. And I recieved a Roku...thingee, which I knew very little about, but which ALCMDPP assures me he'll get hooked up for me Sunday when he's here to watch football and that I will love it.  And since he didn't lead me wrong with the Blu-Ray player/Netflix streaming last Christmas, I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt.  I also got two graphic novels from Ghostie that he's been telling me about.  So I'll give those a shot and see if I like them.

After this we had a delcious ALCMDPP cooked meal of roast beef, taters, peas, bread, and even some meatballs they made for the youngest to enjoy.  And we snacked on snacky stuff (including the celery I brought).

After some zombie killing on some video game system by the two guys, while I watched some Minions short movies with the girls, we all retreated to the man-cave where we watched Spaceballs (May the SCHWARTZ be witcha!) Following that, after my inability to get them to watch some Doctor Who on Netflix, we settled in to watch several episodes of Bob's Burgers on Netflix.

About 10:30, Ghostie, being the weakling that he is, gave in to his tiredness and went home.  But, long about 11:10, I was laying on the couch, still watching Bob's Burgers with some of the them, when I too started to feel my eyes uncontrolably shut.  So I told ALCMDPP I too was weak  and was probably going to go home before I fell asleep there.  He said his eyes too were drifting shut (even though the two oldest girls were still awake and holding on...but barely).  So I packed up my stuff, thanked everyone, said goodbye and left.

I got home about 11:30.  I turned on the CNN thing with Kathy and Anderson and watched that until the ball drop.  And the singing of Auld Lang Syne, New York, New York, and whatever other traditional songs they play at that time.  Then I turned everyone off and went up to bed.  I read only a very few short minuted, turned out the light and went promptly to sleep.

I realized this morning, that that was the first time in my LIFE I had been alone at the turn of the new year. I'm not upset or whining about it, just making an observation.  I was with my parents for the early part of my life.  Then I was with friends or out at a club or bar.  And then for the last ten or eleven or so years, I was at the ParisPekings every year.  Always home and in bed by 12:30, but I always was with someone else.  This is the first year I just toated myself with my bottle of Diet Coke I was sipping on (not even any alcohol at midnight).

I am truly an old man now.

POLT

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, 2015 edition....

So, with 2016 now upon us, it's time for my to reflect over the past 12 months and give my Top Ten List Of Important Events In Polt's 2015! (or something like that...)

10. The Marvel Cinematic Universe

Everything that Marvel touch seems to turn to gold.  The Avengers 2, Ant-Man, Agents of SHIELD, Agent Carter, Daredevil, even the depressing but amazingly good Jessica Jones, all of it was unbelievably entertaining, fun, interesting and coherent.  In short, everything that DC's attempts at this are not going to be.

9. Sebastian

He's a 2008 vehicle that I've had since 2010.  He's been a good little car.  This year, however, I had to spend over $700 to get something fixed with the gas tank over the summer and then over $200 in November to get the rotors fixed.  That's $1000 (or so).  But, when you consider, other than normal maintenance and upkeep, I've not really put any money into him prior to this year, that's not too bad.  I really can't afford a car payment each month again, so I hope he keeps chugging away all through the new year.  And with only 88000 miles on him, he should.

8. Investing

So this year, I finally broke down and went to a retirement planner/investment specialist.  After two meetings with him, I gave him some money, set it up so they'd automatically take a certain amount out each week, and set myself up in a mutual fund.  I think I used all those terms correctly, I know as much about investing as I do about quantum physics.  But Ryan knew what he what he was talking about and when it explained it all to me, all the options made sense (at that time).  So I chose what was best for me.  And so, I guess I'm now an adult....

7. Gay Marriage

Even though I doubt it's ever gonna be in the cards for me personally, I'm glad I could finally get married to someone I love anywhere in the USA we'd choose to live.  It happened much MUCH faster than I expected (I can still remember gay marriage being used as a wedge issue by Bushie in the 2004 election).  My how things changed, in society and in politics.  But I'm glad it happened in my lifetime, as I thought it never would.  Eventually, yes, but not so I'd be around to see it.  Now we just have to make sure we get to keep it!


6. Rutter's Coffee

I don't generally like coffee, never have.  I always had a little cup of it at work, though it wake me up.  Well early in the year, I gave the Rutter's Coffee, with some French Vanilla Delight added, a try and fell in love!  I have a cup every morning on my way to work and drink the 24 ounces there.  I've even had it some morning when I don't go to work.  I actually enjoy the taste of it, although I honestly think that's the French Vanilla.  But anyway, as an added plus, since I scan my Rutter's card every time, I get 1 cent off a gallon of gas with each cup.  Over a month's time, that's like 16 cents!  So it's a win-win!

5. Mom's moving

I'm honestly not surprised this isn't higher on the list.  Last year this time, I expected that, with her no longer living at the house, I'd miss it, especially over the holidays, and not being able to just pop over to visit, and not being able to go into the house I grew up in.  But, honestly, I've had very little to no issues with it.  Oh the move itself, and the days leading up to it, were stressful, but that's because ANY move, just by the sheer act of moving, is stressful.   But she's settled in out in her cottage and she's happy there.  And I'm glad she's happy, and in a place where she wont have to mow grass, or shovel snow, or have any reason to climb on the roof!

4. Blu-ray and Netflix Streaming


So, with the blu-ray and Netflix Streaming I got very late last year (thanks again, A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking), I have enjoyed SO much stuff on my TV!  There was: The Avengers' Cartoon series; several documentaries (including Ken Burn's baseball, which was AMAZING!); the entire Star Trek: Enterprise series, which was not as bad as I had originally thought (not good, just not as bad); All of the In-Betweeners (hilarious British sitcom); many Doctor Who episodes from before the reboot ten years back, at least one with every previous Doctor!; the aforementioned Daredevil and Jessica Jones, both just fantastically done; Star Trek: The Animated Series, from the early 70s; I rewatched all the NEW Doctor Who series, of the 9th and 10th Doctors; Bob's Burgers, all the seasons, and laughed my ass off throughout; and the incredible House of Cards!  And that doesn't even factor in all the movies I've watched that way!

3. Anxiety in May

Back in May, for most of the month, I was wracked with anxiety again.  Mostly due to stupid decisions on my part, but not all of it.  And certainly, the anxiety was WAY out of proportion to what was causing it.  But that was how it was a few years ago: I was anxious in huge amounts in relation to the small things that was causing it.  And it happened again.  Luckily, as time passed, the anxiety diminished and eventually went away.  On it's own.  Without having to resort to those meds I had taken before.

2. Tooth problems
Back at the end of March, I had an abscess in a tooth in my upper right jaw.  The dentist gave me an anti-biotic, I took it, it went away, all was good with the world.  Until August 15th (coincidentally, the same day mom was moving).  Then, I got a similar pain in a tooth almost directly under the other one.  And from this point, it ALL went crazy.  The abscess grew, I was on three subsequently more powerful anti-biotics, none of which did anything at all.  The dentist had to drill through the crown over the abscess to drain all the pus out, and he left the hole there to help it drain.  And while draining, it tasted just as great as it sounds.  Eventually, I felt the abscess bulge getting smaller and the drainage stopped, and the abscess was gone.  So the dentist plugged the hole with something....which lasted about a week till it fell out leaving the hole open again. I didn't eat on that side because I didn't want to risk getting food down in there.  And eventually, I just figured, let's just get that damn tooth pulled (even though I had just had a crown put on it last September).  And so, on November 13th, he yanked the tooth outta my head.  In just the last few weeks, I've finally been able to begin to eat on the right side of my mouth.....four months after all this crap started.  Man, I HATE tooth pain!

1. Home stress

Starting in the autumn, there's be some stress here around at home.  It's not caused by me, but once again, my anxiety and stress reactions are WAY out of proportion to what the issues are.  But knowing that doesn't help.  I have problems controlling it.  It's affected my sleep, at times.  It's affected my appetite.  It's affected my stomach and bowels, leading to stomach pains and...well, pooping issues.  And just feeling trapped here at home.    I dont really know how to make this stop, although, honestly, I think over time it'll end, like back in May.    I just hope it happens soon.

And so that's been the high (and low) lights of my year.  It's unfortunate that the top three are all negative things, but well, what can ya do?  Other than hope that this year is much better than the last year!

POLT




HAPPY NEW YEAR!




Everyone enjoy your champagne (or whatever you're drinking) and welcome in 2016 (hopefully with a nearly naked hot sexy man)!

POLT

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Someone book me a room (Part 365)...

Chapter 12, Page 30...

Wednesday, I got up and to work actually a lil bit early.  Work wasn't too bad, had the normal stuff to do, which I did get done.  Then I got the info that we civilians were given two hours early release.  So at 2PM, off I went.  To home.

I got here, and hung out all night here, not doing much of anything.  Was on the computer.  Would have read, had I a book I was in the process of reading (I'm waiting until the first of the year to start the new one).  Watched some Star Trek: Next Generation reruns.  Gathered up the trash and set it out.  Had snacky stuff for supper.

Honestly, about 7PM, i was ready for bed...or felt like it.  But that's becuase I was home 5 hours, and usually when I'm home 5 hours it's 9PM and my body says its time for bed.

Instead Diego texted and then called me.  And we chatted.  For like two hours.  he's so easy to talk to.  And funny.  And interesting.  I enjoy our hour long chats.  Finally, at 930, we hung up. I went to bed, read some (graphic novels), was on the phone some and then about 10:15, turned out the light and went to sleep.

POLT

You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 82)...

Thursday Thighs

This week, we have a set an Asian thighs for the New Year!


Yeah, they're not particularly thick, OR impressive, but hell, they ARE attached to a cute Asian twink, so there IS that.

POLT

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 121)...

Gemini Guys

This week: twins in black shirts!


POLT

A people, a tongue, and a nation (Part 200)...

Luscious Licks

This week: A Tongue And Black Shorts!


On a black comforter wearing a black cap.

And seriously, don't overlook the pecs, biceps, abs and especially the nipples!

POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 166)...

Fetching Faces

Today, a cute Fetching Face, wearing black.


POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 182)...

MOTIVATION

A black cock motivation! 


hee, hee, hee....

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 223)...

Superhero Anydays

This week, A Black Canary cosplayer!


POLT

Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 82)...

Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, they wear pink sneakers along with their black jeans.


And sometimes, as an added bonus, they're a cute shirtless Asian twink as well.

POLT


Someone book me a room (Part 364)...

Chapter 12, Page 29...

Tuesday, I got up and to work roughly on time.  Again, only one other person in my department was there today (the other still on vacation) and I was working by myself the next two days, just like last week.  So my coworker took the new clients and handled them and allowed me to get the weekly paperwork finished.  Which I did.  And I thanked him for doing that for allowing me to get that done.

And other than talking with my coworker three times, that was pretty much all I did.  Mainly because the paperwork took so much time.  After work, I came home here and hung until the designated time.

BP (the guy with the back porch) had contacted me yesterday and asked about getting together.  So we decided this night, at about 630.  And, lo, about 630, I arrived at his back porch.  We went into the....well I guess I'd call it a porch gazebo (it's like a gazebo, but with opaque flaps on four sides and a roof...and its on his porch).  He sealed the main flap and we had our bedtimesexxyfun there.  He had the small heater going and they had lights strung up inside this time.  It was quite fun, as it has been the two previous times.

Afterwards, since I was out near the Hallmark store anyway, I just went there and got my cards for the month of January.  I also stopped by Hardee's for a roast beef and fries.  I brought them home and ate them while watching Golden Girls and Facts Of Live reruns on TVLand.

After a bit of this, I ended up going to bed about 8:30.  My stomach's been a little rumble-y since yesterday.  Not feeling bad, per se, but not feeling...right.  Don't know how else to say it.  At any rate, I took some Pepto,  got into bed, read a little bit.  Then I turned out the light and went to sleep.

POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 409)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week: Black Wife Beaters On White Guys!






POLT

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Come join the party, not just anyone will do (Part 21)...

And so, former New York Governor George Pataki has ended his presidential campaign.


Yes, I know, Jon Stewart, it IS surprising...surprising, that he still even HAD a campaign to end.   And really that's all the discussion the Pataki campaign deserves.  So onto the list:

Democrats
Hillary Clinton: April 12, 2015 - 247 days
Bernie Sanders: April 30, 2015 - 234 days (even though he's really an Independent)
Martin O'Malley: May 30, 2015 - 208 days
Lincoln Chaffee: June 3 - October 23, 2015 - 136 days
Jim Wbb: July 2 - October 20, 2015 - 105 days
Joe Biden: 0 day campaign

And the clown car bus that IS the Republican Candidates
Ted Cruz; March 23, 2015 - 271 days
Rand Paul: April 7, 2015 - 263 days
Marco Rubio: April 13, 2015 - 246 days
Ben Carson: May 4, 2015 - 232 days
Carly Fiorina: May 4, 2015 - 232 days
Mike Huckabee: May 5, 2015 - 231 days
Rick Santorum: May 27, 2015 - 208 days
George Pataki: May 28 2015 - 207 days
Lindsay Graham: June 1, 2015 - 197 campaign
Rick Perry: June 4 - Sep 11, 2015 - 95 day campaign
Jeb Bush: June 15, 2015 - 190 days
Donald Trump: June 16, 2015 - 188 days
Bobby Jindal: June 24 - Nov 17, 2015 - 140 day campaign
Chris Christie: June 30, 2015 - 163 days
Scott Walker: July 13 - Sep 18, 2015: 64 day campaign
John Kasich: July 21, 2015 - 154 days
Jim Gilmore: July 29, 2015 - 153 days

POLT

IF I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 224)...

Superhero Anydays

Today, a nearly naked, and painted Batman.


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 270)...

Check This Out!


*SNAP*

POLT

Someone book me a room (Part 363)...

Chapter 12, Page 28...

Monday, I got up at 8:30, which is early for me on a day I'm off work, but I had plans.  I showered, dressed, grabbed my book, went to Rutters for coffee and then headed out to Derick's house.  He had wanted to get tested for HIV for some time, and now was the day we scheduled for me to drive him somewhere to get it done.

As we were driving to Chambersburg, I asked him to check the place we were going to make sure they were open and that he didn't need an appointment.  He said we were going to Planned Parenthood, but when he called them, the message said they weren't open.  He had another place in mind, and called them, but they didn't do HIV testing on Mondays.  However, the lady on the phone luckily suggested another place.  He got the address, he looked it up on his phone, and we headed out there.

This place was an Infectious Disease Clinic (!!!) and it was on the second floor above an Urgent Care.  When we entered the large waiting room, he went over to the window, and I took my book and coffee and went to the far corner to sit in a chair there.  There were only about three other people in the room, but none of them were near that corner.  And I didn't really want to be close to anyone in there...I didn't know if they had the flu or colds or what have you.

But Derick came over and sat next to me.  He said they DO take walk-ins and it IS a free test.  He said the lady said something about an oral test, and he didn't know what that was.  I told him the testing could be done by a blood draw or by a swab on the inside of your cheek.  That was what the oral test was.

So he was one his phone, I was reading my book, until they called his name.  And when he went inside, he was in there for quite a while.  I wondered what was taking so long, AND I was really glad I had brought my book along.  Eventually, he came out, we left the waiting room and as we were walking down the stairs, he high fived me and said, "Negative!"  We were both happy.

He said after doing the swab it was a 20 minute wait, and then they'd have the results, so that's what the delay was.  She gave him a little baggie of things: Condoms, lube, etc, etc, etc.    After this, we went to a local store he wanted to get something at.  And then I took him back home.  And at his suggestion, we had some bedtimesexxyfun.

After this, I came home.  I mailed some things, got gas for the car and got a few things at the grocery store that I forgot the day before.  I came home, put that all away, and did two loads of laundry.  While that was going on, I was on the computer, and I FINALLY finished the book I was reading on Richard The Lionheart.  I started the damn thing on November 22, and it took me OVER a month to get it done!  It was a long book, over 500 pages, and it had smallish print.  And I was into the book, but it still took me a long time to get through it.  But at least it's done.

Since there's only three more days left in the year, I'm not going to start a new book now.  I'll wait until the 1st of January to start a new one.  I dont like my books to overlap calendar years (yes I am a freak).  So I'll just do other stuff over the next couple days.

I also watched the football pre-game show, and wrapped the last three gifts I had (I'm giving them to their recipient on New Year's Eve) and then just vegetated on the couch until it was time to go up to bed.

POLT

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 297)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week: Totally Naked Tooshies!






POLT

Monday, December 28, 2015

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 269)...

Check This Out!

This is yet another thing I need to remember and do in my life.


POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 181)...

MOTIVATION

A naked man Motivation!


What's better than The Hoff and puppies?

POLT

Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 81)...

Real Men Wear Pink

Or, conversely, they'll stand in front of a pink wall when they're totally naked!


POLT

I've got books lining my shelves day and night...

Last Sunday (and I can't believe I forgot to do this until now, over a week later), A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking and I went and did some last minute shopping. I bought several books.  I'm including them all in there, because some of them are gifts, which I wont be keeping, so they don't count towards my total.  But Beyond Comics was having a sale on a whole cart full of graphic novels, some over 50% off!  And how could I turned THAT kind of deal down? Anyway here are the totals:

Jan 1: 5 books for $43.82, average of $8.76 per book.
Mar 8: 4 books for $13, average of $3.25 per book.
     Total: 9 books for $56.82 total, average of $6.21 per book
Mar 14: 2 books for $40, average of $20 per book.
     Total: 11 books for $96.82, average of $8.80 per book.
Apr 3: 5 books for $127.15, average of $25.43 per books
     Total: 16 books for 223.97, average of $13.99 per book
Apr 6: 2 books for $26.96, average $13.48 per book
     Total: 18 books for $250.93, average of $13.94 per book
May 2: 2 books for $30.51, average of $15.26 per book
     Total: 20 books for $281,44, average of $14.07 per book
May 4: 5 books for $17.97, average of $3.59 per book
     Total: 25 books for 299.41, average of 11.98 per book.
May 4: 2 books for $30.51, average of $15.26 per book
     Total: 27 books for $329.92, average of $12.22 per book.
May 10: 1 book for $17.67
     Total: 28 books for $347.59, average of $12.41 per book
May 14: 2 books for $20.12, average of $10.06 per book
     Total: 30 books for $367.71, average of $12.26 per book
May 24: 1 book for $16.49
     Total: 31 books for $384.20, average of $12.39 per book
May 28: 6 books for $21.14, average of $3.52 per book
     Total: 37 books for $405.34, average of $10.96 per book
May 28: 3 books for $49.82, average of $16.61
     Total: 40 books for $455.16, average of $11.38 per book
June 7: 1 book for $6.77
     Total: 41 books for $461.93, average of $11.27 per book
June 14: 4 books for $49.10, average of $12.28 per book
     Total: 45 books for $511.03, average of $11.37 per book
July 11: 3 books for $28.44, average of $9.48 per book
     Total: 48 books for $539.47, average of $11.24 per book
July 12: 2 books for $68.88, average of $34.44 per book
     Total: 50 books for 608.35, average of $12,17 per book
July 22: 1 book for $10.48
     Total: 51 book for $618.83, average of $12.13 per book
Aug 1: 1 book for $15.70
     Total: 52 books for $634.53, average of $12.20 per book
Aug 9: 3 books for $11.63, average of $3.88 per books
     Total: 55 books for $646.16, average of $11.75 per book
Aug 15: 5 books for $33.82, average of $6.76 per book
     Total: 60 books for $679.98, average of $11.33 per book
Aug 16: 1 book for $8.47
     Total: 61 books for $688.45, average of $11.29 per book
Sept 10: 2 books for $33.33, average of $16.67 each
     Total: 63 books for $721.78, average of $11.46 per book
Oct 11: 1 book for $13.65
     Total: 64 books for $735.43, average of $11.49 per book
Nov 4: 4 books for $68.81, average of $17.20 each
     Total: 68 books for $804.24, average of $11.82 per book.
Nov. 8: 2 books for $8.46, average of $4.23 each
     Total: 70 books for $812,70, average of $11.61 per book
Nov 20: 4 books for 20.13, average of $5.03 per book
     Total 74 books for $832.83, average of $11.25 per book
Nov 22: 1 book for $8.47
     Total: 75 books for $841.30, average of $11.22 per book
Nov 20: 7 books for $61.67, average of $8.81 per book
     Total: 82 books for $902.97, average of $11.01 per book
Dec 20: 6 books for $74.10, average of $12.35 per book
     Total: 88 books for 977.07, average of $11.10 per book
Dec 20: 2 books for $30.58, average of $15.29 per book
     Total: 90 books for 1007.65, average of $11.20 per book

POLT

Someone book me a room (Part 362)...

Chapter 12, Page 27...

Sunday I got out of bed about 11AM.  I showered, dressed and waited for mom.  She stopped by about 12:15, picked me up and we went to Hardee's for a quick, fast food lunch.  Then she dropped me off here and I started watching football.  A bit later, as planned, A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking showed up and we watched over four hours of football together.  We watched the Steelers lose (which while not as good as if Washington had lost, it was still nice to watch), and then watched the early part of the Packers getting shellacked by the Cardinals.  We ordered pizzas and ate them during the second game.  And then ALCMDPP left for home.

I watched the rest of the game, was online some, watched the pre-game show for the evening game and a bit of that game as well.  But for some reason, I was pretty tired.  So a little after 9, I went up to bed.  I read a little bit, and turned out the light at 10:45 and went to sleep.

And slept GOOD!  It was comfy and warm, and the sheets felt extrasoft or something.  Anyway, it was a great night's sleep!

POLT

Someone book me a room (Part 361)...

Chapter 12, Page 26...

Saturday, I got up about 11.  I showered, dressed and then headed out. I went to Hallmark and got next year's Christmas cards (half off!), and then to the grocery store.  We were having the family Christmas this afternoon, I was to bring deviled eggs.  Christmas Eve I hard boiled the dozen eggs I had.  Christmas Day evening, I set out to make them, but.....the shells would not come off in anything other than tiny little pieces and the inner film that covers the eggs wouldn't come off either.  So I ended up ruining two eggs trying to get them ready. I just said screw it and I'd get a bag those pre-hard boiled and peeled eggs and use those.  So that's what I got at the store.

I brought them home and started to cut them in half....and I could NOT get the yokes to come out without ruining the white parts.  After destroying two eggs that way, I said fuck it and gave up.  I called mom and told her that we weren't going to have any deviled eggs, and explained what had happened.  She laughed and said she could make them, but I told her that's not why I called, I just wanted to let her know they wouldn't be there.  She said she was just sitting there knitting to pass some time, so she'd go out and make them.  And she did.  So we DID have eggs after all.

Until it was time to leave for mom's, I laid on the couch and read, was on the computer and even napped a bit.  Then I packed up all the gifts for my young cousins I had gotten and headed out.

When I got to mom's we loaded my stuff and her stuff into her car and we went to the home (there's an old folk's home that was there first, and the retirement village mom lives at rose up around it).  Grandma's in the home and can't get around well, so mom reserved the one room for us to have the family Christmas at.

We got there a bit early, but we helped my uncle and his wife set things up.  Then the family showed up...ALL of them.  Twenty eight people including the two year old and 15 month old!  YAY!  First time in many years all of us were together at Christmas.

We ate our fill.  We gave gifts to the 7 youngest cousins, and some to each other.  And a few to grandma.  We sat and socialized.  And then, about three hours later, we packed it all up and left.  

Mom and I went back to her cottage, and we were followed by three cars full of people, basically, all the cousins who had yet to see her place.  And so she gave them a tour, and we sat and talked a bit.  Then they all headed out.  I stayed for a short while and chatted with mom, then I too returned home here and unloaded the stuff from my car.

I settled in to watch the Washington-Philadelphia football game, but had a visit from an occasional fuckbuddy.  So we had some bedtimesexxyfun.  After he left, I watched most of the rest of the game, until at least 11:00pm.  The game wasn't over, but it was clear Washington was going to win, and I didn't need to see that.  So I went to bed, and being tired, I didn't read or anything, pretty much just turned out the light and went to sleep.

I didn't think to take but one pic during the family Christmas, but others there did take some.  Here's one I like:


That's my grandmother with her four kids (Mama Polt is of course second from the left).  Not meaning to be in the photo, but there anyway from this angle, is...ME!  Wearing the Santa hat (cause I hand out the gifts now) and that's my cousin-in-law Tiffany, with her elf ears hat on too.  She's my assistant, and I'm grateful to have her!  She gets all the gifts organized by person and then hands them to me to hand to the person.  I'd be lost without her organizational skills!

POLT